# Fuck you, you stupid bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655 "2003-04-14T15:46:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/201 "2003-04-16T20:48:52Z")
Girls, girls; you’re BOTH pretty. My fucking god, didn’t we leave this stupid shit behind in 8th grade? And wasn’t Hasturkingbird the shitty kid in the glasses who ran to tell the principal every time anyone was in the hallway without a pass? ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/202 "2003-04-16T20:50:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Well, Indy doesn’t give head. \*\* If I read that post correctly, she does…but doesn’t swallow… ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/203 "2003-04-16T20:51:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Well, Indy doesn’t give head. \*\* I thought she just doesn’t swallow 😕 ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/204 "2003-04-16T20:52:09Z")
lol! ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/205 "2003-04-16T20:55:01Z")
Ok, I cannot get any work done because this is so funny. Also, I don’t think that this thread is being moderated!! We can do and say ANYTHING we want and not get banned!!! ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/206 "2003-04-16T20:55:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > **Girls, girls; you’re BOTH pretty.** But _I’m_ the fairest of them all! _preens in front of mirror_ 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/207 "2003-04-16T20:55:23Z")
Good grief, how old are you two? ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/208 "2003-04-16T20:57:33Z")
Apparently Diane sucks more than a fucking Hoover, and she’s damn proud of it. I only do what I’m comfortable with. If I want to give head, I’ll give head. If I don’t want to do it or am not comfortable with it, I absolutley won’t. That’s called having self respect. Like I’ve said, I’ve never gotten a complaint or a guy who didn’t come back wanting more. There’s more to good sex than sucking dick. As an older woman, Diane should know that. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/209 "2003-04-16T20:58:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*But _I’m_ the fairest of them all! > > _preens in front of mirror_ > > 😛 \*\* Lola , do YOU have a picture? (you are funny) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/210 "2003-04-16T20:59:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*Girls, girls; you’re BOTH pretty. > > My fucking god, didn’t we leave this stupid shit behind in 8th grade? > > And wasn’t Hasturkingbird the shitty kid in the glasses who ran to tell the principal every time anyone was in the hallway without a pass? \*\* No, but as I see it, you’re the one who is nice to people when you need help, and then shitty when she finally gets help. Why don’t you go back to kissing ass and being a raving sycophant and get the hell off my back. You are the last person who should be pointing out the flaws and faults of others. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/211 "2003-04-16T21:00:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Indygrrl \* > \*\* As an older woman, Diane should know that. \*\* _Meeooooooooow_ Saucer of milk, table 5. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/212 "2003-04-16T21:00:59Z")
> [@](#): > > My fucking god, didn’t we leave this stupid shit behind in 8th grade? You are exactly right and I am embarrassed and apologize for getting caught up in Hasturoid’s assholish behavior by posting entries of my personal LJ that meant for my friend’s eyes only. I appologize for making snide and mean remarks about Indy’s appearance . I appologize for stooping to the same levels and firing back insults myself regarding her appearance. ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/213 "2003-04-16T21:01:28Z")
I’m old enough to know better than to fight like this with an anonymous stranger, BUT, I will not be insulted, especially if I can prove that the insult is inaccurate. ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/214 "2003-04-16T21:01:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by djf750 \* > \*\*Lola , do YOU have a picture? > > (you are funny) \*\* LOL, **djf750** - I guess we are officially the peanut gallery! You are cracking me up, too! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/215 "2003-04-16T21:08:35Z")
djf, I hate to admit it but you are cracking me right the hell up too. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/216 "2003-04-16T21:09:20Z")
"oh yeah? And you’re _ugly!!_ "Oh YEAH? Well i’m _rubber_ and you’re _glue_ whatever you say bounces off of _me_ and sticks to _you!!!_ ooooooh _BURN!!_ Seriously, I’d expect more from adults, especially mothers. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/217 "2003-04-16T21:13:00Z")
I agree lezler. 100% I am shamed I let myself get pulled into it to that extent. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/218 "2003-04-16T21:13:24Z")
Ok, I predict: this will go on and on until: One of the ladies goes too far and the other one tracks down her real home address and BOOM! They shut down the SDMB for a month, Cecil becomes internationally famous, a group of us are flown to New York to appear on the Today Show to be interviewed by Katie Couric. Diane errrrrr the one who kills the other one is given the death penalty but is allowed to post from death row until her execution. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/219 "2003-04-16T21:14:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*djf, I hate to admit it but you are cracking me right the hell up too. 😃 \*\* and i am not capitalizing either ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/220 "2003-04-16T21:17:43Z")
When you sit in a cube all day long with little to do, it becomes easy to get sucked into messageboard drama. It’s our own little soap opera. But come on, you all know you’d defend yourself if someone started personally attacking you on a thread about something unrelated. It’s huuuuman nature. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655.md?page=12)