# Fuck you, you stupid bitch

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 14, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655 "2003-04-14T15:46:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/241 "2003-04-16T22:17:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*  
> \*\*Sorry for the hijack, guys…but I’m just ACHING to know what THIS is all about. \*\*

Another subplot to this sewerlike thread

Hey now that Diane has left for good, let’s talk about her behind her back!

(i think indy is better looking)

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**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/242 "2003-04-16T22:29:21Z")

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There was this other time when I was driving along…and this guy in front of me, driving a truck owned by a landscaping company…he was eating some kind of chocolate-covered ice cream on a stick…and when he finished, he just threw that popsicle stick right out his window…so since the company’s name & phone number was on the truck right in front of me, I called them, and I said I thought it was really bad for a company that’s supposed to be making the world more beautiful to go around littering.

seriously, I did

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**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/243 "2003-04-16T22:31:21Z")

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Alrighty then, let’s get the crews in here to clean this fucker up. We’ve got fifteen cars derailed and one looney escaped from his bin.

Your suspect is DR. HASTUR MOCKINGBIRD

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**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/244 "2003-04-16T22:38:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fessie \*  
> \*\*There was this other time when I was driving along…and this guy in front of me, driving a truck owned by a landscaping company…he was eating some kind of chocolate-covered ice cream on a stick…and when he finished, he just threw that popsicle stick right out his window…so since the company’s name & phone number was on the truck right in front of me, I called them, and I said I thought it was really bad for a company that’s supposed to be making the world more beautiful to go around littering.
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> seriously, I did \*\*

that was ME you fat ass bitch…they fired me

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**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/245 "2003-04-16T22:41:53Z")

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oops

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**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/246 "2003-04-16T22:53:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*Alrighty then, let’s get the crews in here to clean this fucker up. We’ve got fifteen cars derailed and one looney escaped from his bin.
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> Your suspect is DR. HASTUR MOCKINGBIRD \*\*

this guy or guys is my new hero. he (they) were brutal the way they (he ) brought in her diary.

i’ll bet diane and indy are both checking in to see if the other one says anything else…

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/247 "2003-04-16T23:05:33Z")

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No I’m not.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/248 "2003-04-16T23:11:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*No I’m not. \*\*

So, Diane now shows herself to be a liar AND a hypocrite.

Let’s all have a big hand for Diane as we show her the lovely parting gifts.

Tell the bitch what she’s won, Don Pardo!

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**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/249 "2003-04-16T23:17:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*No I’m not. \*\*

haha i knew it…cmon indy, where are you?

and hastur/mockingbird is probably about to spring some new evidence against Diane…

this thing could flare up again any minute…and still the moderators let it go

You know what would be funny? If the fat ass errrr lady in the SUV was a member of this board and started a pit thread about this skinny ass red headed bitch who she saw littering and then cussed her out and she had a kid in her car.

or maybe not

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/250 "2003-04-16T23:18:44Z")

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Okay, this train has been wrecked enough.

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