# Fuck you, you stupid bitch **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655 "2003-04-14T15:46:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/161 "2003-04-16T15:46:00Z")
Mockingbird or Hastur (Im so confused) That was fucking hilarious…even Diane has to admit that…I woke up in a crappy mood but after reading that Mutual of Omaha bit i am almost in a good mood. HAMADRYAD, you had it right: " Not, “Pick that fucking thing up, you stupid, repulsive piece of shit!” Just “Excuse me…I think you dropped something.” You do it with subtlety and humor. THE SUV WOMAN , even though she was correct to be upset about littering, acted like an asshole with her loud sigh and obnoxious remark. If Indy girl had thrown the lit cigarette into some weeds, I could understand her angrily saying something. But SUV was almost inviting the response she got with the way she expressed herself. But thats not the point. The point is Diane hates Indygirll and right now in my pathetic boring little existence, this is HIGHLY entertaining. Cmon INDY, look at Alice sticking her nose into things now. This is none of her fucking business.!! And Diane, Lola must have some dirt back there in some of her threads. YEE HAW! ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/162 "2003-04-16T15:52:37Z")
**djf750** - did you have something you wanted to add to the thread, or were you just going to come in here and jizz all over it? ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/163 "2003-04-16T15:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*“I don’t have to give head because I’m so pretty and I have such a fabulous vagina.” Wow. You could at least quote me accurately. That isn’t what you said, but it is pretty accurate.😃 Trust. I’ve never once had a complaint. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/164 "2003-04-16T16:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > The point is Diane hates Indygirll Diane _HATES_ Indygrrl? Well thank you Bill Nye the science guy. FWIIW, I don’t hate Indygrrl. I am annoyed by the things she has said in this board, but “hate”?!?!?! Pshaw. . . not hardly. > [@](#): > > That was fucking hilarious…even Diane has to admit that No Diane doesn’t have to admit jack. I thought it was pretty fucking dumb and lacked any sort of wit or creativity. Oh, and Alice is wrong about you. You have to have hit puberty before you can actually squirt jizz. Green Bean - You said EXACTLY what I have been trying to say all this time AND you were much nicer. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/165 "2003-04-16T16:44:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Diane _HATES_ Indygrrl? > > Well thank you Bill Nye the science guy. FWIIW, I don’t hate Indygrrl. I am annoyed by the things she has said in this board, but “hate”?!?!?! Pshaw. . . not hardly. > > No Diane doesn’t have to admit jack. I thought it was pretty fucking dumb and lacked any sort of wit or creativity. > > Oh, and Alice is wrong about you. You have to have hit puberty before you can actually squirt jizz. > > Green Bean - You said EXACTLY what I have been trying to say all this time AND you were much nicer. Thanks! \*\* Let’s not forget that Diane is nice to whomever agrees with her, then snide and dismissive of anyone who deigns to disagree with her. Diane hasn’t the sense that the deities imparted in dirt. She will continue to attack until she either gets what she wants or loses her audience. She is shrill, stupid, and vicious to a fault. At this point, I’m surprised she hasn’t slid over the precipice into a full meltdown as she’s almost gotten to MANY times before. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/166 "2003-04-16T17:04:07Z")
Melt down? You betcha :rolleyes:. You really do take this place waaaaaaaaaaaaay to serious, snookums. Now doncha have a Quidditch game or something that needs attending to? ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/167 "2003-04-16T17:22:52Z")
Motherfucking Christ on a twisty straw, **Diane**. Undo the knot on your vagina, would you? Not once have I disagreed it was pretty low down and rotten of **Indygrrl** to go calling that woman a ‘fat assed bitch.’ Shit, I probably fit that description. What I am disagreeing with is your attacking her for her lack of blowjob giving in a completely unrelated thread. Fuck, that’s like me saying that you need to stop colouring your pubic hair with vinegar and Clorox. Because, ya know, you have no room to talk about **Indygrrl’s** “ugly personality” and her being a “hypocrite.” Your genital activities have absolutely no relevance to the truth. As an aside, what the hell is up with the hamsters? ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/168 "2003-04-16T17:24:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\ ***djf750** - did you have something you wanted to add to the thread, or were you just going to come in here and jizz all over it? \*\* Well, I guess he’s gonna have to jizz all over it, cuz it ain’t getting swallowed! _rimshot_ I kid, I kid…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/169 "2003-04-16T17:27:53Z")
> [@](#): > > What I am disagreeing with is your attacking her for her lack of blowjob giving in a completely unrelated thread. Good God, have you read a mother fucking thing that has been written here? ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/170 "2003-04-16T17:33:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sapphire Wolf \* > > Not once have I disagreed it was pretty low down and rotten of **Indygrrl** to go calling that woman a ‘fat assed bitch.’ Shit, I probably fit that description. Ok, I did not call the woman a “fat assed bitch.” I told her to get her fat ass in her car and mind her own business. Not much better, but a little better. What is up with all the misquoting? I am curious. …and the hamsters do seem to be running slowly ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/171 "2003-04-16T17:54:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > Now doncha have a Quidditch game or something that needs attending to? Perhaps it’s just my sense of the 800 pound gorilla that seems to be sitting silently in the room with us, but what’s with the cryptic comments, **Diane**? This is the third to you’ve referenced **Mockingbird** with some sort of magick/witchcraft comment. ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/172 "2003-04-16T18:16:50Z")
Hey Alice, did you see what Diane was saying about you in THIS THREAD? Crap, i can never work that link thing. But it was pretty bad. ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/173 "2003-04-16T18:20:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Copaesthetic \* > \*\* This is the third to you’ve referenced **Mockingbird** with some sort of magick/witchcraft comment. \*\* **Mockingbird’s** (aka Hastur) is a Satanist who eats children. Or a witch/warlock getting those two mixed up. (Or possibly Linda Carter?) ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/174 "2003-04-16T18:20:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LolaCocaCola \* > \*\*Well, I guess he’s gonna have to jizz all over it, cuz it ain’t getting swallowed! > _rimshot_ > I kid, I kid…😛 \*\* Pearl Necklace…She want’s a Pearl Necklace… what was this thread about anyway? Oh yeah, Diane hates Alice who thinks Indy is a fatass bitch. ---
**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/175 "2003-04-16T18:21:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Copaesthetic \* > \*\* This is the third to you’ve referenced **Mockingbird** with some sort of magick/witchcraft comment. \*\* **Mockingbird’s** (aka Hastur) is a Satanist who eats children. Or a witch/warlock- keep getting those two mixed up. (Or possibly Linda Carter?) ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/176 "2003-04-16T18:30:03Z")
A small sampling of Hastur yammerings. If someone wants to explain his past further, have at it. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72886&highlight=magick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72886&highlight=magick) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68718&highlight=magick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68718&highlight=magick) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70534&highlight=magick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70534&highlight=magick) ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/177 "2003-04-16T18:31:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smoke \* > \*\ ***Mockingbird’s** (aka Hastur) is a Satanist who eats children. > > Or a witch/warlock- keep getting those two mixed up. > > (Or possibly Linda Carter?) \*\* Well, it’s good to see a Satanist with a good sense of humor. They are rare. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/178 "2003-04-16T18:40:12Z")
Would someone kick djf’s ass, please? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![djf750](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ea666f/32.png) [@djf750](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djf750)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/179 "2003-04-16T19:23:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*A small sampling of Hastur yammerings. If someone wants to explain his past further, have at it. > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72886&highlight=magick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=72886&highlight=magick) > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68718&highlight=magick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=68718&highlight=magick) > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70534&highlight=magick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=70534&highlight=magick) \*\* well, that cleared things up all right… Who the fuck is Hastur and why did he cast a spell on the fatass in the Cadillac Escalade who threw her cigarette at Indygirll’s daughter’s hair? ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655/180 "2003-04-16T19:39:01Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Indygrrl on page one_ > \*\*I’m saying that I don’t see how she has the right to get shitty with me when what she is doing is just as bad or worse. I don’t comment on her polluting, so fuck her. And, I did tell her to fuck off and I also told her to mind her own fucking business and get her fat ass back in her car. > > And, green bean, I don’t give a fuck if you think I’m an asshole. Maybe I am, but I don’t go around trying to police parking lots and mumbling under my breath about the habits of others. \*\* Well, it does appear that you did not call her “a fucking fat assed bitch”, but instead mearly told her to “fuck off”, “mind her own fucking business and get her fat ass back in her car”. The word bitch only appeared here. I still don’t see the justification for hollering obscenities to a stranger who ‘mumbled under her breath’ some comment about you littering (“the world’s not your ashtray”), but I do find that you’ve not stated you called her a ‘fat assed bitch’. Not sure that helps your case any, though. OTOH, this passed absurdity a while ago IMHO. I am still hopeful that at some point when you’re feeling a little less attacked personally, you’ll see that perhaps you overreacted to a mild rebuke from a stranger (actually IMHO, it’s generally **not** a good idea to suddenly start cussing at strangers, even those who have commented negatively on you. One never knows, as was the case here, what sort of day that other person has had, and what level of reaction they’ll have, but I digress). hope your other situations improve as well. as for this thread, there ain’t many who are coming off well. (MHO) perhaps it’s time to allow it to die, ask for it to be closed or something. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-you-you-stupid-bitch/168655.md?page=10)