# Fuck your 'Lifetime' warranty in the ass with a barbed phallus. (Longish) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 7, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-your-lifetime-warranty-in-the-ass-with-a-barbed-phallus-longish/459229 "2008-08-07T23:04:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Leah\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@Leah\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leah_M)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-your-lifetime-warranty-in-the-ass-with-a-barbed-phallus-longish/459229/21 "2008-08-08T16:38:23Z")
[QUOTE=nyctea scandiaca] You should definitely send your story to [The Consumerist](http://consumerist.com/). They specialize in exposing consumer frauds and crappy products such as this, and the ordeals people have to go through to get help from companies. Most of their articles are based on letters sent in by readers. I think they would be very interested in your story!! [/QUOTE] Thanks for the link, I’ll go check it out 🙂 [QUOTE=Dolores Reborn] I am horrified by your story! I’m so glad you are finally getting the chair fixed. [/QUOTE] I’m so glad, too. It seemed like it was nothing but a run-around for the last month. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-your-lifetime-warranty-in-the-ass-with-a-barbed-phallus-longish/459229/22 "2008-08-08T16:44:45Z")
Here is the contact information for the Vermont Attorney General’s Consumer Protection Unit: Office of Attorney General Consumer Protection Unit 109 State Street Montpelier, VT 05609-1001 Tel.: (802) 828-5507 Fax: (802) 828-2154 or 828-3187 ---
**Author:** ![Leah\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@Leah\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leah_M)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-your-lifetime-warranty-in-the-ass-with-a-barbed-phallus-longish/459229/23 "2008-08-08T16:48:01Z")
[QUOTE=BrotherCadfael] Here is the contact information for the Vermont Attorney General’s Consumer Protection Unit: Office of Attorney General Consumer Protection Unit 109 State Street Montpelier, VT 05609-1001 Tel.: (802) 828-5507 Fax: (802) 828-2154 or 828-3187 [/QUOTE] I’m amazed at how helpful people here can be sometimes, even in the pit. Saving the info now, so I don’t lose it. Thank you! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuck-your-lifetime-warranty-in-the-ass-with-a-barbed-phallus-longish/459229.md?page=1)