# Fuckin Moron!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 9, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908 "2003-12-09T13:47:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/21 "2003-12-09T17:28:37Z")
**Ilsa** , just out of curiosity - did you try to contact Lynn during your hiatus? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/22 "2003-12-09T18:28:52Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m glad to see you back Ilsa. > > I think you’re an idiot. But you’re a fun idiot. > > Now behave yourself, > > Bubba You being the final arbiter of character on the board, I’m so flattered.:rolleyes: Just out of curiosity, why do you think I’m an idiot? > [@](#): > > Ilsa, just out of curiosity - did you try to contact Lynn during your hiatus? Five times, in a very polite manner. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/23 "2003-12-09T18:30:44Z")
The [sub]Suspended[/sub] is kinda disconcerting… ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/24 "2003-12-09T18:35:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > **You being the final arbiter of character on the board, I’m so flattered.:rolleyes: Just out of curiosity, why do you think I’m an idiot?** 1 - You got yourself suspended. 2 - You created the fountain of whatever 3 - (biggest one here) you disagreed with me in other threads But sheeesh **Ilsa** I thought you’d pick up on the whole lighthearted nature theme of my post. I guess I should have used some smilies to let you know that it’s a joke, I say, a joke son. 😃 🙂 😉 :p;j :wally ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/25 "2003-12-09T18:36:53Z")
So like are you gonna get suspended each week? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/26 "2003-12-09T18:39:41Z")
Is this a joke within a joke? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/27 "2003-12-09T18:40:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BubbaDog \* > \*\*1 - You got yourself suspended. > 2 - You created the fountain of whatever > 3 - (biggest one here) you disagreed with me in other threads > > But sheeesh **Ilsa** I thought you’d pick up on the whole lighthearted nature theme of my post. I guess I should have used some smilies to let you know that it’s a joke, I say, a joke son. 😃 🙂 😉 :p;j :wally \*\* It was a _putz volcano!_ > [@](#): > > So like are you gonna get suspended each week? Tune in next week for “As Old Ilsa Burns…” ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/28 "2003-12-09T18:41:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shagnasty \* > \*\*Is this a joke within a joke? \*\* NO!!! IT IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE ARRRGHHHHH!!! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/29 "2003-12-09T18:44:09Z")
What a great week I’ve had, too bad it had to end. Of course given the way you’ve been acting around here, who knows, the good times may roll again. I’m off to sacrifice a chicken to the cause. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/30 "2003-12-09T18:45:22Z")
Ok, so it wasn’t a joke thread, what kind of thread was it? If you’re trying to find out if Cecil is real, post a question in GQ, or just search for the 50 prior threads on the subject :rolleyes: Nice form getting reinstated then immediately pitting the mod who reinstated you. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/31 "2003-12-09T18:49:23Z")
> [@](#): > > What a great week I’ve had, too bad it had to end. Of course given the way you’ve been acting around here, who knows, the good times may roll again. > > I’m off to sacrifice a chicken to the cause. Maybe we’ll be the nex Polycarp and badchad. I call Polycarp, though. > [@](#): > > Ok, so it wasn’t a joke thread, what kind of thread was it? If you’re trying to find out if Cecil is real, post a question in GQ, or just search for the 50 prior threads on the subject > > Nice form getting reinstated then immediately pitting the mod who reinstated you. None of the other threads were conclusive, and I was pissed that the guy was such an enigma. I posted in GQ, assmaster, but it was moved to ATMB and ignored. Don’t you mean pitting the mod who suspended me unjustly in the first place? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/32 "2003-12-09T18:51:47Z")
Are you Thai Dog’s (RIP) sister? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/33 "2003-12-09T18:53:58Z")
Brother, you mean? No. Accusations of trolling? Go shove a tree up your ass. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/34 "2003-12-09T18:54:11Z")
[I wish I knew what the fuck you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/35 "2003-12-09T18:57:56Z")
How often do you feel the need to say that in my threads? Try this: leave me the fuck alone. What the fuck are you talking about? What don’t you understand? You _do_ have an ignore list. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/36 "2003-12-09T19:02:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*[I wish I knew what the fuck you’re talking about. \*\* No you don’t. Trust me. **Ilsa** , i suggest you stop posting in this thread and ask a mod to shut it. Or you will regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/37 "2003-12-09T19:03:20Z")
> [@](#): > > So why does it still say “suspended” under his name? It’s manual thing, as Ferret Herder has surmised. Ilsa, you appear to be spoiling for a brawl. Might I suggest, rather strongly, that you steer an alternate course for a fortnight, or two? Members who consume an inordinate amount of staff time with discussions of their behavior (and we are currently discussing you again), generally end up not consuming any of our time at all. If you catch my drift. If not, others here will explain it to you. In fact, Lord Ashtar already has. Consider yourself - well, not quite warned - perhaps, _cautioned_ would be the correct term. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/38 "2003-12-09T19:09:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*How often do you feel the need to say that in my threads? > > Try this: leave me the fuck alone.\*\* > [@](#): > > - > > Preemptive fuck you to WorldEater, Mr. B and maybe even Desmostylus for good measure. - Then I suggest you don’t include things like the above in your next OP. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/39 "2003-12-09T19:10:36Z")
What the fuck ever. > [@](#): > > Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. Got a chuckle out of that. Lock this, please, UncleBrewski. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908/40 "2003-12-09T19:23:36Z")
So you toss out a potshot in your OP that was completely unnessessary, and then you ask to be left “the fuck alone”. There would be an easy answer there for anyone but you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-moron/217908.md?page=3)