# fuckin thread narcs **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 26, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868 "2000-08-26T21:53:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/21 "2000-08-27T07:36:32Z")
Having read a sampling of **black455** ’s posts, I would say that this is not the poster formerly known as JohnJohn. In fact, some of his/her posts are informative and funny. Welcome aBoard, **black455**. ---
**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/22 "2000-08-27T07:52:15Z")
My name is John. Has been for about 17 years now. I’ve signed nearly every post I’ve made here the same way I did the one above. It wasn’t a subtle jab… I seriously couldn’t remember which of our playmates the “WHAAAA” reminded me of. Whether or not this specimen is the Cyberian (I agree that he’s probably not, it was just a familiar detail), he is immature and pathetic. I’m afraid I won’t be welcoming him. –John ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/23 "2000-08-27T11:00:10Z")
Me feels another, “Hi, I’m 2sence” thread coming on… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/24 "2000-08-27T16:40:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by voguevixen \* > \*\*Punha, the more you post the dumber you get. \*\* Which means you’re still dumber than I am . . . thanks for noting that for me, VV. ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/25 "2000-08-27T17:15:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2sense \* > \*\*Having read a sampling of **black455** ’s posts, I would say that this is not the poster formerly known as JohnJohn. > > In fact, some of his/her posts are informative and funny. > > Welcome aBoard, **black455**. \*\* danke… re: my gripe… i’ve been lurking for quite some time, and have noticed a few members who seem to exist only to tell others that they’re breaking the rules. I tend to follow the maxim that if _my_ alcohol-addled ass can figure it out, so can the moderators. It’s _their_ job to crush the throat of the rulebreakers under the steel-toed jackboot of Board Law, not anybody else’s. Let them do their job, sez I. ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/26 "2000-08-27T17:40:28Z")
Having read some of your posts, I was aware that you signed them. I am of the opinion that you are certainly capable of a subtle jab of this sort. Since it was unintentional it should seem ironic, but doesn’t for some reason. Hmmm. I agree that **black455** is coming off as a confrontational newbie here. As I was in the same situation myself not so long ago perhaps I am more tolerant of this. Or perhaps I am just naive. S/he seemed to be doing fine with those posts I read in other threads. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/27 "2000-08-27T17:56:23Z")
The more of Black’s posts I read, the more I like her 🙂 -Sam ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/28 "2000-08-27T19:13:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > \*\*The more of Black’s posts I read, the more I like her 🙂 > > -Sam \*\* Jeez… I was hoping to score with the ladies of the SDMB, and here you go spreading rumors that I’m a lady myself… don’t worry, tho, it happens all the time. Maybe I should change my eyeshadow… ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/29 "2000-08-27T20:22:17Z")
I wouldn’t sweat it. I’m sure no one was claiming that you were a _lady_. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/30 "2000-08-27T22:57:36Z")
> [@](#): > > re: my gripe… i’ve been lurking for quite some time, and have noticed a few members who seem to exist only to tell others that they’re breaking the rules. I tend to follow the maxim that if _my_ alcohol-addled ass can figure it out, so can the moderators. It’s _their_ job to crush the throat of the rulebreakers under the steel-toed jackboot of Board Law, not anybody else’s. Let them do their job, sez I. \*\* Hey, we hate to hog ALL the fun. I agree, some posters do jump on others. But in most cases, this is actually a GOOD thing, if it’s not taken to extremes. We can’t monitor the boards 24/7, and sometimes posts are borderline. Oh, by the way…I think that it’s Black12 who’s female…not Black455. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/31 "2000-08-27T23:08:09Z")
> [@](#): > > We can’t monitor the boards 24/7, Where the hell do you get off having a life? I mean, really, mods should be chained to their 'puters all the time. Lazy frakin mods! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/32 "2000-08-27T23:47:29Z")
> [@](#): > > Where the hell do you get off having a life? I mean, really, mods should be chained to their 'puters all the time. Lazy frakin mods! Actually, the final testing phase of the Moderator Mark III has begun, and in a short time we’ll be able to phase out the current Admins/Mods and install the new system (name pending), which will eliminate annoying glitches like the aforementioned “life”, in addition to “emotions”, eating, drinking, sleeping, etc. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/33 "2000-08-28T09:57:07Z")
Narcs schmarcs… ---
**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/34 "2000-08-28T19:19:28Z")
What??!?!?!? Mods are supposed to have a _life_?!??? I was hoping that their job description entailed something more along the lines of Herman T. Zwiebel’s manservant, Standish, of the onion. (sniff) and I wanted to get manhattan to change my iron lung… I _do_ appreciate the fact that members will occasionally post a link to a relevant thread. It’s the gratuitous snottiness with which _some_ members do it that gets my goat… pehaps I should have made that clear in my OP. But why hedge in an otherwise perfectly good flame? **HEY MODERATOR** : When I come home from work, I like a cold beer and a hot meal… ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/35 "2000-08-28T19:40:51Z")
> [@](#): > > When I come home from work, I like a cold beer and a hot meal… I’m sorry, but this is clearly **MPSIMS** material. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/36 "2000-08-28T21:08:38Z")
Yeah, well. There ain’t no fuckin’ beer left. I drank it all. Weren’t **you** s’posed ta pick up some on the way home? As for dinner, here’s the phone. Wang Fu’s delivers. ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/37 "2000-08-28T21:13:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tomndebb \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > When I come home from work, I like a cold beer and a hot meal… > > I’m sorry, but this is clearly **MPSIMS** material. \*\* Really? I was thinking a “What do you like when you come home from work” thread would be a better fit in IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/38 "2000-08-28T21:45:26Z")
You drank all the beer again, huh Unc? Sure, I’ll pick up dinner for ya. How about some nice cream of sum yung guy? Hmpht. ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868/39 "2000-08-28T22:03:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, by the way…I think that it’s Black12 who’s female…not Black455. \ I believe you’re right Lynn. Sorry Black455 🙂 Even though I’m sure you look good all hussied up, you’re not my type.😛 -Sam [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckin-thread-narcs/30868.md?page=1)