# Fucking Al Qaeda douchebags
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [November 19, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467 "2008-11-19T17:00:06Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/1 "2008-11-19T17:00:06Z")
Maybe this doesn’t belong in the pit but this ticked me off enough to ruin my already moderately crummy day. I’m really sick of these guys. [Al-Qaeda’s number two guy mocks Obama.](http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/11/19/obama.alqaeda/index.html)
Sure, Bush pretty much dropped the ball on dealing with them, and it may be impossible to completely pull the plug on these nutbags, [but they really need to go.](http://www.allaboutrace.com/)
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### Author:  [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/2 "2008-11-19T17:03:02Z")
You’re Pitting Al Quaeda… for mockery?
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### Author:  [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/3 "2008-11-19T17:04:51Z")
How dare them!
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/4 "2008-11-19T17:05:48Z")
> [@Al Qaeda nutbag](#):
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> If you still want to be stubborn about America’s failure in Afghanistan, then remember the fate of Bush…
Yeah, poor guy got re-elected.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/5 "2008-11-19T17:06:03Z")
Yeah, I wondered about that too. After what we’ve had to deal with from these clowns for, what, more than fifteen years now, a racial epithet on one of their pathetic little videos is what gets you outraged?
I’m more outraged by the fact that they’re still shooting at us, but YMMV, I guess.
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### Author:  [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/6 "2008-11-19T17:06:27Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#):
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> You’re Pitting Al Quaeda… for mockery?
I hear they also don’t neuter their dogs, don’t separate their recycling, and hang toilet paper the wrong way. Clearly time for them to go.
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### Author:  [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/7 "2008-11-19T17:06:46Z")
Well, maybe I shouldn’t have. I’ve had a rough week and my nerves are kinda frayed. I should probably pit Fort Bragg for making in processing ten times harder than it needs to be. But that would be one long ranting post.
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### Author:  [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/8 "2008-11-19T17:11:29Z")
> [@DanBlather](#):
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> I hear they also don’t neuter their dogs, don’t separate their recycling, and hang toilet paper the wrong way. Clearly time for them to go.
I must say that this is a very unexpected turn of events for Al Queda. They always seemed like such nice boys! What…with the “just touchin’ base” videos and the way they fawn over their women and the physical fitness camps for their young people. Who knew they could be so hard to get along with!
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/9 "2008-11-19T17:28:18Z")
At least it should shut up all the “Obama’s a Muslim/terrorist sympathizer!” idiots.
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### Author:  [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/10 "2008-11-19T17:37:16Z")
Maybe I’m on my own on this but they jumped the shark for me when the flew those planes into those buildings.
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### Author:  [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/11 "2008-11-19T17:37:20Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> At least it should shut up all the “Obama’s a Muslim/terrorist sympathizer!” idiots.
Heh. That is a good point, though I’m willing to bet that some of them will claim Obama set this up to throw suspicion from him.
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### Author:  [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/12 "2008-11-19T17:40:47Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#):
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> Maybe this doesn’t belong in the pit but this ticked me off enough to ruin my already moderately crummy day. I’m really sick of these guys. [Al-Qaeda’s number two guy mocks Obama.](http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/11/19/obama.alqaeda/index.html)
Meh. If McCain had been elected he would have pointed out that their glorious campaign against the evil American pig-dogs was succeeding gloriously because the evil American pig-dogs elected Bush’s ideological equal out of fear of Islam’s gloriousness. What do you expect him to say?
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### Author:  [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/13 "2008-11-19T17:44:12Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#):
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> Well, maybe I shouldn’t have. I’ve had a rough week and my nerves are kinda frayed. I should probably pit Fort Bragg for making in processing ten times harder than it needs to be. But that would be one long ranting post.
You’re AF right? Why are you at Bragg?
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### Author:  [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/14 "2008-11-19T17:45:33Z")
Dear Al Quaeda,
Please shut up.
Regards,
Button.
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/15 "2008-11-19T17:47:46Z")
Damn. Why didn’t Bush think of that?
Top notch, **buttonjockey308**. I’m sure we’ve heard the last of them now.
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/16 "2008-11-19T17:48:13Z")
I used to really respect Dr. al-Zawahiri and the way he carried himself in public. But mocking Obama and Powell and Rice with a racial epithet? That’s just beneath him. He used to be cool, but now I’m all disillusioned.
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### Author:  [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/17 "2008-11-19T17:48:53Z")
Didn’t we capture their number two guy, like, ten or so times?
Maybe they’re dialing down from killing to a light insulting now and then, in the hope the job security will improve.
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/18 "2008-11-19T17:49:46Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#):
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> Dear Al Quaeda,
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> Please shut up.
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> Regards,
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> Button.
You forgot the fuck.
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### Author:  [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/19 "2008-11-19T18:07:59Z")
Come on, this is great news for the incoming President. If they really wanted to hurt him…“AL QAEDA CONGRATULATES BROTHER BARACK! THE ‘CHRISTIAN’ DISGUISE WORKED! ALL HAIL ‘THE PROMISED WARRIOR’!”
Seriously, I dealt with a friend of mine this weekend over his concern that the Shi’ite world would regard Pres-El Obama as “The Promised Warrior”, supposedly another Apocalyptic figure in their lore.
[http://www.forbes.com/opinions/2008/10/26/obama-iran-ahmadinejad-oped-cx\_at\_1026taheri.html](http://www.forbes.com/opinions/2008/10/26/obama-iran-ahmadinejad-oped-cx_at_1026taheri.html)
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2008, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/20 "2008-11-19T18:16:17Z")
I’d hate to be the interpreter who briefed Obama on the video clip.
O:What does that term _really_ mean?
I: Er, he called you a “House N\_\_\_\_r”, Sir.
O: Oh yeah? Can we bomb this guy? How many airplanes do you need for this sort of thing?
🙂
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