# Fucking Al Qaeda douchebags **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 2008, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467 "2008-11-19T17:00:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/21 "2008-11-19T18:18:09Z")
I’ve seen Powell called a house negro before. By Harry Belafonte. Also Condelezza Rice. And Clarence Thomas. etc. for some reason opponents are always too willing to call successful US blacks for house negroes. But the Al-Qaeda dude also called Obama an apostate (“murtad”). I so hope this belief spread in The Middle East. I would love to see the Saudi swine squirm at having to welcome a man they secretly think should be stoned to death. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/22 "2008-11-19T18:21:34Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I’d hate to be the interpreter who briefed Obama on the video clip. > > O:What does that term _really_ mean? > I: Er, he called you a “House N\_\_\_\_r”, Sir. > O: Oh yeah? Can we bomb this guy? How many airplanes do you need for this sort of thing? > > 🙂 Please, don’t give him ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/23 "2008-11-19T18:23:13Z")
How can you call someone who _owns_ \*the house, a “house negro”? \*figuratively, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/24 "2008-11-19T18:30:01Z")
Al Quaeda’s #2 man? We are always killing or capturing the #2 guy. He ought to wear a red shirt a la Star Trek. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/25 "2008-11-19T18:32:45Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I’d hate to be the interpreter who briefed Obama on the video clip. > > O:What does that term _really_ mean? > I: Er, he called you a “House N\_\_\_\_r”, Sir. > O: Oh yeah? Can we bomb this guy? How many airplanes do you need for this sort of thing? > > 🙂 Be fair, he used the more polite “House Negro.” Gu and Ffaw. I really hate violence but a nastly little part of me keeps envisioning The Big O stalking out of an Afghan cave toting Osama’s severed head. With a Palin-wink to the camera he does a picture perfect jump shot and swished the noggin into a garbage can, fist bumps Mrs. Obama, who is sporting a tastefully complimentary cammo dress, and then says, “Ok, now has anyone seen that al-Zawahiri clown?” ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/26 "2008-11-19T18:34:49Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > How can you call someone who _owns_ \*the house, a “house negro”? > \*figuratively, of course. I guess living in a cave gives you all kind of balls. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/27 "2008-11-19T18:35:51Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Be fair, he used the more polite “House Negro.” > Gu and Ffaw. > > I really hate violence but a nastly little part of me keeps envisioning The Big O stalking out of an Afghan cave toting Osama’s severed head. With a Palin-wink to the camera he does a picture perfect jump shot and swished the noggin into a garbage can, fist bumps Mrs. Obama, who is sporting a tastefully complimentary cammo dress, and then says, “Ok, now has anyone seen that al-Zawahiri clown?” From half court. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/28 "2008-11-19T18:43:27Z")
And let’s not forget Ralph Nader’s reaction to Pres. Obama’s victory. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/29 "2008-11-19T18:59:12Z")
I’ll bite, what about Ralph’s reaction? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/30 "2008-11-19T19:10:59Z")
Oh, I wouldn’t pay much heed to little Ralphie. He’s got a sore spot for candidates who actually have a chance at winning the Presidency, and aren’t just running their own little vanity project as a perennial distraction. How embarrassing is it that (some) people actually once took him seriously? ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/31 "2008-11-19T19:16:23Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > Al Quaeda’s #2 man? We are always killing or capturing the #2 guy. He ought to wear a red shirt a la Star Trek. Well, if you think about it, any time the #2 guy gets popped there’s a vacancy that needs to be filled. So #3 moves to #2, #4 to #3, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/32 "2008-11-19T19:21:55Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > You’re AF right? Why are you at Bragg? I’m not Air Force, I’m Army. ---
**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/33 "2008-11-19T19:23:57Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > Al Quaeda’s #2 man? We are always killing or capturing the #2 guy. He ought to wear a red shirt a la Star Trek. That kinda reminds me of that TV show, The Prisoner, and at the beginning of every episode, part of it would go… Who are you? I am the NEW #2… ---
**Author:** ![DudleyGarrett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DudleyGarrett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DudleyGarrett)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/34 "2008-11-19T19:24:18Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > I’m not Air Force, I’m Army. Oh for some reason I thought you were an AF recruiter. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/35 "2008-11-19T19:24:23Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > You forgot the fuck. Dear Al Quaeda, Please shut up. Regards, Fuck Button. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/36 "2008-11-19T19:28:54Z")
> [@DudleyGarrett](#): > > Oh for some reason I thought you were an AF recruiter. I wish. They didn’t have half the monthly mission we did and the AF recruiter regularly went home at 5 _ **even when he didn’t make his quota** _. 🙂 Actually I think we should go after the number 3 guy just to shake AQ up a bit. That or McCain should just go on and tell Bush how to catch Bin Laden. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/37 "2008-11-19T19:31:45Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Dear Al Quaeda, > > Please shut up. > > Regards, > > Fuck Button. 😃 Don’t know why, but that made me laugh hysterically. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/38 "2008-11-19T19:34:32Z")
> [@Jolly\_Roger](#): > > Heh. That is a good point, though I’m willing to bet that some of them will claim Obama set this up to throw suspicion from him. Are you kidding? The Freepers think it’s hilarious. And I’ll second-what did our most gracious loser Ralph say? ---
**Author:** ![Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d9b06d/32.png) [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/39 "2008-11-19T19:46:37Z")
> [@CNN](#): > > That graphic also contains a still image of Malcolm X on a Muslim prayer rug in a mosque; images of Obama, wearing a Jewish skullcap, at the Western Wall in Jerusalem, and a picture of al-Zawahiri. Anyone else find it terribly funny that Americans have been calling Obama a “Muslim terrorist”, but this guy seems to be calling him a Jew? What a wonderful world we live in, where ethnicity is an insult. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467/40 "2008-11-19T19:46:40Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Are you kidding? The Freepers think it’s hilarious. > And I’ll second-what did our most gracious loser Ralph say? I’m assuming this is in reference to Nader telling an interviewer that, basically, it remains to be seen whether Obama chooses to be an “Uncle Sam” (who stands up for all Americans) or an “Uncle Tom” (who capitulates to corporate interests.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-al-qaeda-douchebags/473467.md?page=3)