# Fucking Anarchists!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 4, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861 "2011-11-04T15:39:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@Mother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mother)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/21 "2011-11-04T18:39:24Z")

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There can be only one.

Oh, I thought it said “fucking antichrists.” Never mind.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/22 "2011-11-04T18:54:40Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I’ve never had leftover pizza in my life. When I eat pizza, there’s never anything left over.

Order a Godfather’s Pizza. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/23 "2011-11-04T18:55:41Z")

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What took 'em so long? I was expecting those shit-disturbers from the second day!

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/24 "2011-11-04T19:58:56Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> My goal is to take the populist position on just about everything until I’m the most popular ex-moderator in the tri-state area.

Excellent. I’ve been looking for a voice to assign to your posts, I think I have it now. 😃

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**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/25 "2011-11-04T20:10:44Z")

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We’re trying to have a meeting here and the anarchists won’t follow Robert’s rules of order!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/26 "2011-11-04T20:19:12Z")

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**hands turned down, wiggling fingers** at the anarchists.

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/27 "2011-11-04T20:34:18Z")

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> [@shiftless](#):
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> We’re trying to have a meeting here and the anarchists won’t follow Robert’s rules of order!

Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking occupation of public space ?

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/28 "2011-11-05T00:10:50Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Actually, fuck the “Occupy” movement for encouraging any and all protesters, no matter _what_ their cause was, to join in the festivities in an attempt to portray themselves as a great force.

It wouldn’t be 99% without your shit-flippers.

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/29 "2011-11-05T00:44:57Z")

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Where’s the concrete, tangible evidence linking the breaking of windows to Anarchists? Cite please. If you don’t want to provide one, then I’m simply going to say you’re full of shit.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/30 "2011-11-05T01:29:47Z")

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> [@Blalron](#):
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> Where’s the concrete, tangible evidence linking the breaking of windows to Anarchists? Cite please. If you don’t want to provide one, then I’m simply going to say you’re full of shit.

There was video on the CBS news this evening. It showed the black-clad and masked anarchist contingent attacking one of the Occupy protesters who was attempting to put out a fire they had started, and an attack on a grocery store also thwarted by the Occupy protestors.

Don’t be disingenuous.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/31 "2011-11-05T02:40:57Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> _For once?_  
> That’s not good enough-let’s see if I can do better.
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> Beer is good.  
> There should never have been any _Highlander_ sequels.  
> Leftover pizza for breakfast is delicious.

In a pinch, cold spaghetti will do.

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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/32 "2011-11-05T03:49:26Z")

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The best solution for the Occupy wherever arseholes would be to force them to stay in their stupid tents all through winter. The whole protest is incoherent, and has no real difference from anarchism.

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/33 "2011-11-05T06:30:08Z")

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> [@Frank](#):
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> There was video on the CBS news this evening. It showed the black-clad and masked anarchist contingent attacking one of the Occupy protesters who was attempting to put out a fire they had started, and an attack on a grocery store also thwarted by the Occupy protestors.

I haven’t seen the video yet. If anyone can post a link, I’d appreciate it.

Ok, they were masked. Were they shouting “Hurray for Anarchism!” ? Waving the [Anarchist flag](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anarchist_flag.svg)? Handing out copies of books written by anarchist illuminaries such as Emma Goldman, Mikhail Bakunin, Peter Kropotkin? If not, how do we know what their motivations were?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/34 "2011-11-05T07:12:53Z")

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Though I mildly sympathize with your formal definition of “anarchist”, the fact remains that the language has evolved to seperate that term almost entirely from its original meaning. More’s the pity, but there it is.

For my two bits, I’m thinking that the time for a physical occupation is past or near enough to it. The rising awareness of the country made the OWS the phenomenon it is, not the other way round. If the physical fact of occupation stops and takes on another form, perhaps something more intermittent, temporary, and inspired by specific events, seems the likeliest next step.

I would forward my suggestion to the Central Committee, but don’t have their e-mail address.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/35 "2011-11-05T12:07:31Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> _For once?_  
> That’s not good enough-let’s see if I can do better.
> 
> Beer is good.  
> There should never have been any _Highlander_ sequels.  
> Leftover pizza for breakfast is delicious.

What Highlander sequel … All I _cough_ remember is a stupid TV show … 😃

> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#):
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> In a pinch, cold spaghetti will do.

My husband makes refried spaghetti - dab of olive oil in the pan, dollop in the cold spaghetti and fry up like a pancake. H likes it, I am iffy on it.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/36 "2011-11-05T12:54:32Z")

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> [@Blalron](#):
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> Were they shouting “Hurray for Anarchism!” ? Waving the [Anarchist flag](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Anarchist_flag.svg)? Handing out copies of books written by anarchist illuminaries such as Emma Goldman, Mikhail Bakunin, Peter Kropotkin? If not, how do we know what their motivations were?

Perhaps you should change your username name to **Anarchist** , and then you can educate us all that you mean _classical_ anarchism.

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/37 "2011-11-05T13:15:34Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> What Highlander sequel … All I _cough_ remember is a stupid TV show … 😃
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> My husband makes refried spaghetti - dab of olive oil in the pan, dollop in the cold spaghetti and fry up like a pancake. H likes it, I am iffy on it.

Here’s [a clip, just to whet your appetite](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFe5zQQXdXg).

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/38 "2011-11-05T13:31:08Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Almost all the pointless violence being perpetrated in the name of the “Occupy” movement is being perpetrated by fucking anarchists. Fuck those guys. Generally the Occupy movement is non-violent, but these assholes have to come in with their fucked up world view, young assholes who want to accomplish little more than feeding their own egos.
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> I don’t give a shit if they think they have some sort of philosophical basis for the fucked up attitudes, all they are is a bunch violent narcissists.
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> Fuck em right in the ear.

All I’m reading is “I have a really tiny penis (that fits in an ear)”…

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/39 "2011-11-05T15:21:08Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> All I’m reading is “I have a really tiny penis (that fits in an ear)”…

Hmm… Aural sex. I’ve heard about this.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-anarchists/601861/40 "2011-11-05T15:50:45Z")

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