# Fucking, BDSM almost cost me my job today. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 11, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925 "2001-10-11T23:37:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/21 "2001-10-12T11:09:16Z")
Fuck you, Phili - errrrr … wait, that ain’t you is it, Philip? Absolutely classic, Strainger. Best use of a comma, ever. ---
**Author:** ![NutMagnet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea5d25/32.png) [@NutMagnet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutMagnet)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/22 "2001-10-12T12:07:34Z")
\*\*[sub]We’ve had our interludes in various locations around the office to keep things interesting. You name it, we’ve done it: tied up with Kroy labels in the copy room, a good spanking with a ten-foot extension cord in maintenance, some rolling around in a pile of toner on the printer room floor,[/sub] and some things that I’d just rather keep private. \*\* I’m going to be laughing at this all freakin’ day. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/23 "2001-10-12T12:45:52Z")
You, sir, have a bright future in erotica. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/24 "2001-10-12T12:59:05Z")
I could have SWORN that the title of this thread was… “…SDMB almost cost me my job today” Man, I’m getting TAME in my advancing years! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/25 "2001-10-12T13:10:25Z")
“Fucking, BDSM almost cost me my job today. Film at eleven.” ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/26 "2001-10-12T13:15:07Z")
Just make sure you sucker punch the Supply Room Manager, UncaBrewski, before you burn the building down. Had he been doing his job of properly MONITORING the store room, he would have KNOWN that you had in your possession waaaay more printer cables than you had printers. (And we all know what THAT will lead to.) And this entire mess could have been completely prevented! Bastard. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/27 "2001-10-12T14:02:02Z")
So. . . Where do you work? ::I wonder if there are any openings that I could fill.:: ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/28 "2001-10-12T14:22:13Z")
Classic! Bravo, man, that rocked! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/29 "2001-10-12T17:30:34Z")
::applause:: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Acco40](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Acco40](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acco40)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/30 "2001-10-12T18:13:06Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Strainger** _: > > …rolling around in a pile of toner on the printer room floor… There is no way that could be enjoyable ----\> that shit is hard to get off! ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/31 "2001-10-12T20:10:14Z")
> [@](#): > > that shit is hard to get off! And so, apparently, is Strainger. Nice job, my friend! ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/32 "2001-10-12T21:43:08Z")
(Following George Costanza’s lead) Thank you. Good to see everyone. I have to be going now. See you all later. Thank you. Good bye. Oh, and just leave you applications in my inbox. I’ll go over them when I get back. Bye now. ::Back’s out of room, waving:: ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/33 "2002-03-11T15:59:54Z")
The bit that really made me laugh was “…and some things that I’d just rather keep private.” Strainger, I’ve never seen this side of you, and I consider that a good thing. See if you can get a job writing letters to Penthouse (is that magazine even published anymore?) . I’m sure they’d enourage that behavior in the office. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/34 "2002-03-11T17:04:04Z")
Now you did it. I am so frigginHOT. Fondles mouse ball, lets imagination run as she sizes up the cords. Just a few more hours until hubby gets home… ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/35 "2002-03-11T19:29:59Z")
😃 **Strainger** , I’d say I stand in awe, xcept you’ve knocked me flat on my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/36 "2002-03-11T19:34:33Z")
Amateur. Mouse cables and phone cords? Bah. Next time try something a _tad_ more inventive. I mean, really - have you ever had an entire 6-slot Fellowes try system shoved up your… well, let’s just say that 55-gallon drum of industrial grade ball bearing lubricant has come in handy moer than once. Really, these _poseurs_ these days… :rolleyes: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Winnowill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@Winnowill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnowill)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/37 "2002-03-11T21:41:41Z")
Well. This IS a surprise, **Strainger**. Although, I suppose, given your…ah…_profession_, it’s not such a…stretch? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/38 "2002-03-11T23:24:25Z")
I missed this the first time around. Now that I had **Strainger** stay this past weekend, I guess I should say that I’m glad I didn’t know of his sexual proclivities beforehand. Then again, the trip to The Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood shoulda tipped me off. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/39 "2002-03-12T00:42:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DrMatrix \* > ::I wonder if there are any openings that I could fill.:: I don’t know why (maybe out of deference to **Cajun Man** , I dunno), but I am not going to make the obvious joke here. [sub]I can think of at least one opening, **DrMatrix**![/sub] YES, I KNOW THAT CODE DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925/40 "2002-03-12T00:47:41Z")
OKAY, SO IT DOES WORK AGAIN! AND YES I CAN TURN CAPS LOCK OFF. See?🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-bdsm-almost-cost-me-my-job-today/86925.md?page=3)