# Fucking cops...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-cops/474087>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 23, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-cops/474087 "2008-11-23T08:05:53Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2008, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-cops/474087/218 "2008-11-25T01:05:01Z")

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I’ve never made any secret of the fact that I don’t especially like **Airman Doors**. However, in this particular thread I have to agree with him. Douchebag cops oughtn’t to be playing with weapons, less-lethal or otherwise, in bars.  
What really makes this thread special, though, is the number of pants-wetters soiling themselves because Doors had a gun on his person while he was in a bar. Guess what, pants-wetters? Lots of folks, like yours truly, carry guns everywhere. Bars. Malls. Dry cleaners. Restaurants. Everywhere.  
I carry concealed primarily as a courtesy to pants-wetters like yourselves. It must be a sad, pitiful life to be so irrationally afraid of an inaminate object. 'Cause here’s the crux of the matter: if I wanted somebody dead, it isn’t the gun that makes it possible. It’s whether I want it enough.  
Don’t fear guns, pants-wetters. Fear people who have a sincere desire to take your life.

Oh, and **Dio**? You’ve covered yourself with stupid in this thread even more than usually.

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