# Fucking games and their fucking patches! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 21, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277 "2009-01-21T07:16:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/61 "2009-01-22T23:39:04Z")
It’s true, you always hurt the ones you love. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/62 "2009-01-23T00:01:00Z")
> [@AudreyK](#): > > Too bad! You could be like me, and get confused which critters belong to the /love achievement and which belong to the Pest achievement, resulting in you /love-ing them first, then offing them… It works either way…you can /love dead critters and it counts. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/63 "2009-01-23T00:06:45Z")
Never schedule a raid for a big patch day. My husband’s guild was supposed to do a 25 man raid but only half the raiders were online and the others were downloading the patch. I’m a big fan of the change in mining. If only the patch had come _before_ I spent two days levelling his mining from 0-450. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/64 "2009-01-23T00:34:19Z")
> [@Kayeby](#): > > I’m a big fan of the change in mining. If only the patch had come _before_ I spent two days levelling his mining from 0-450. I get all giddy every time I hit a node now. “I only have to hit it once! Wahahaha! That’s 20 seconds of my life back!” ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/65 "2009-01-23T01:27:05Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > It works either way…you can /love dead critters and it counts. Hey, I’m a sick bastard, but I’m not that kind of sick bastard. As far as the patching, I don’t really mind it. It shows they’re actually doing stuff to improve the game, as the patch notes attest. The 3am PST maintenance on Tuesdays and needing to update my addons after patching bothers me more. In fact, I want them to do another patch. Tabard tab k plz? thx. I have more tabards than pets or mounts. Seems a natural extension of the Championing thing anyway. And can we integrate Halaa Battle and Research tokens and Winterfin Clams and all other currency items into the Currency tab? Also, if us fishermen could get some love and get their own special “fishing cooler” bag, that would be swell. Deepsea Monsterbellies drool all over my Frostweave cloth and it’s gross. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/66 "2009-01-23T06:00:21Z")
Just a cooler bag, please, after all it would be made from frostweave… I mean, all that worg and worm and whino meat stinks to high heaven after a while! ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/67 "2009-01-23T06:43:10Z")
> [@Tijuana\_Golds](#): > > Yeah, that must be it, you shitbag. I couldn’t possibly have been doing other things yesterday. :rolleyes: Hahaha! I love the badword-noun school of insults. It’s so wonderfully lazy. Cuntbagle! Douchebarcalounger! Smegma8track! ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/68 "2009-01-23T06:45:44Z")
> [@AngryIrishLass](#): > > Maybe you should play WoW **neutron star**. It might improve your social skills so that you can breach the cave. Bag of dicks indeed. Get it? It’s like a bag? But it’s filled with dicks! Ha! Where do you think they came from?! LOL like Lorena Bobbit, amirite? ROFL! Stick it in your poop sock. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/69 "2009-01-23T14:17:59Z")
> [@Nava](#): > > Just a cooler bag, please, after all it would be made from frostweave… I mean, all that worg and worm and whino meat stinks to high heaven after a while! Don’t forget last week’s mammoth. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/70 "2009-01-23T16:23:37Z")
> [@neutron\_star](#): > > Hahaha! I love the badword-noun school of insults. It’s so wonderfully lazy. Cuntbagle! Douchebarcalounger! Smegma8track! I think lazy is exactly what we were trying to convey–your opinion didn’t really rate any creativity. Cocksnot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277/71 "2009-01-23T21:17:42Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > In other words, Blizzard, in adding the achievements, just gave a couple hundred thousand sufferers of OCD something else to obsess about. 🙂 No kidding. One of my guildies, who freely admits being seriously OCD, had already hit Exalted with the Hodir boys when the patch hit & relics of Ulduar became tradable, so he dumped them all into the guild bank. 450 relics. That he never had any need for, other than the 10 spent buying the Iron Flask. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-games-and-their-fucking-patches/482277.md?page=3)