# Fucking Germans! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 18, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614 "2000-09-18T16:16:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/41 "2000-09-20T17:44:40Z")
A word on the American Neo-Nazi Party. Does anyone else see the sick irony in people belonging to a group whom the original Aryan Nazis looked down on as an inferior species and would never have allowed to join the party (if indeed they let them live at all). ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/42 "2000-09-20T18:03:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cleosia \* > \*\*A word on the American Neo-Nazi Party. Does anyone else see the sick irony in people belonging to a group whom the original Aryan Nazis looked down on as an inferior species and would never have allowed to join the party (if indeed they let them live at all). \*\* For fear of hijacking this thread any further, I refrained from mentioning my own favorite irony. When you see these neo-nazi skin head Neanderthals spewing their submoron rhetoric, try to remember one thing. These fuckwits would have been among the first on the trains. Such genetically impure, undereducated morons would have gotten no farther than the Kommandant’s soap dish. ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/43 "2000-09-20T18:41:53Z")
**Zenster** Think about it. Would you have washed with any of these intellectually challanged poster children for abortion? ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/44 "2000-09-21T11:38:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Turpentine \* > \*\*I am hesitant to think that Germans nowadays can do any wrong after they gave us “Run Lola Run” and Kraftwerk. > > So lay off! \*\* Yah baby! … Kraftwerk all the way !!! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/45 "2000-09-21T12:53:55Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Zenster \* \*\* > [@](#): > > When you see these neo-nazi skin head Neanderthals spewing their submoron rhetoric, try to remember one thing. These fuckwits would have been among the first on the trains. Such genetically impure, undereducated morons would have gotten no farther than the Kommandant’s soap dish. > \*\* Boy, you guys are giving Nazis a lot of credit. In practice, the “superior Aryan race” thing was a gigantic load of crap. There is, of course, no such thing as an “Aryan race.” Most Nazis were just as mongrelesque as anyone else. I mean, look at a picture of Heinrich Himmler; the guy looks like that stupid kid in sixth grade who used to eat his own boogers and always cried when you played dodgeball. The Nazis tended to make up stuff as they went along to fit the most recent political needs, as evidenced by their alliance with Italy. Italians didn’t fit into the “Aryan” mold so they whomped up some convenient propaganda about them being descended from the heroic Romans. About the only consistent position they tried to hold was against anyone even vaguely Jewish, and even that was a mishmash at times. Believe me; the Nazis would and did take ANY non-Jew they could. As to their education, the resumes of major Nazi functionaries is, on the whole, unimpressive. Hitler wasn’t exactly at the top of the intellectual heap. Nazis were and are very likely to fall into a remarkably narrow class of highly authoritarian (not autocratic) underacheiving sociopaths with severe psychosexual problems. Oedipal complexes are as common in a room full of Nazis as swastikas. ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/46 "2000-09-21T13:14:15Z")
I will forward [this page](http://babelfish.altavista.com/translate.dyn;%24sessionid%242KTF5LQAAZHSTUPXYKHCFEQ) to our german brethren… FYI - Thank you to all you lice ridden pubic hairs for hijacking my thread… No matter what nationality you are, If you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole…I encounter assholes every day, a lot of them on this board…sorry I singled out the germans… so to re-name this thread…FUCKING RUDE ASSHOLES OF THE WORLD!!! suddenly I have a vision of an evil “we are the world” ride at Disney. Have all the little Imp’s cussing at you while you pass by in the little boat. That would be fun. ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/47 "2000-09-21T13:19:02Z")
oh well, the translation didn’t woek…such is life. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/48 "2000-09-21T22:04:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ponch \* > **FYI - Thank you to all you lice ridden pubic hairs for hijacking my thread…** That’s **MISTER** Lice Ridden Pubic Hair to you **Poncho**! PS: How did you know my real name? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/49 "2000-09-22T14:28:23Z")
I gotta say the German-bashing is way out of line. Yes, the Nazi era was horrifying, but the generation that committed the crimes are in nursing homes now, for the most part, and the new Germans are deeply ashamed of their history. Are there neo-Nazis in German? Sure, but we got’em in Idaho and Montana. I’ve traveled around Europe and Asia and I’ve met a lot of Germans, all of whom were unfailingly cool people, not to mention the hot blonde German tour guide I shagged in Guilin, China. Woo-hoo! Long story short, people are too complex to be easily sorted into categories by nationality. Free your mind, and your butt will follow! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/50 "2000-09-22T14:30:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by goboy \* > Long story short, people are too complex to be easily sorted into categories by nationality. That’s just the sort of thing an American would say. ---
**Author:** ![ponch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@ponch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ponch)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/51 "2000-09-22T15:32:29Z")
Is your surname vary as you rotate the fruit which you so carefully cram up your arse? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/52 "2000-09-22T15:35:36Z")
ponch, I think Gary was making a joke. I found it funny, in any case. Although that doesn’t necessarily make something a joke: if someone slips on a banana peel, I’m in stitches too 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614/53 "2000-09-22T15:37:47Z")
Question, ponch - would you care to elaborate on what you’re annoyed at, or shall I just guess that you’re a dull idiot with problems? Actually, going on your postings in this thread, you probably don’t need to answer that one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-germans/33614.md?page=2)