# Fucking Hannity and his insane guest commentators

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 12, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400 "2017-08-12T02:43:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/21 "2017-08-16T16:55:21Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> If we launch nukes in response to a conventional attack, we’ll be the worst villains of the 21st century so far.

The US government is the worst villain of the 21st century so far, and there is no close second place.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/22 "2017-08-16T17:21:04Z")

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**Rick Kitchen** , I think to you should step away from Fox News and all the other wingnut sites you visit to find the stupid Republican ideas. I’m concerned for your health. You are going to give yourself skin failure.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2017, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/23 "2017-08-16T22:11:58Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> **UN** fortunately, the guy who DOES get to make such decisions is an imbecilic fuckstick who hates America.

> [@Bricker](#):
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> In fairness, Kim Jong Un also gets to decide.

> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Okay, TWO imbecilic fucksticks who hate America…

> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Sorry, guys, it’s only one and he’s Korean. Hillary wasn’t elected, or did you forget?

Donald Trump is a fuckstick who has demonstrated that he HATES the advertised values that are worthy of American aspirations. The degree to which we succeed in mesasuring up to the standards we set for ourselves is irrelevant to the FACT that he hates those standards, and actively attempts to prevent us as a people from rising to meet them.

America-hating.

His imbecility is patent to even the most diffident of observers.

In view of the fact that this is addressed in response to **Clothahump** , I feel I should also put it in terms he is (probably) capable of comprehending: no u.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/24 "2017-08-17T16:04:34Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> In fairness, Kim Jong Un also gets to decide.

You win one Internet.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/25 "2017-08-17T16:11:40Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> In fairness, Kim Jong Un also gets to decide.

It gets worse. Kim may have a kaiju.

> **[US Warns That North Korea May Be In Possession Of A Godzilla](https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/08/11/us-warns-that-north-korea-may-be-in-possession-of-a-godzilla/)**
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> THE United States have issued a stark warning to North Korea about the level of retaliation they will face if they attempt to attack US citizens or bases with any form of gargantuan mutated monster, …

“We have received a dossier that North Korea may be about to unleash a Godzilla, or possibly a Rodan on US naval warships in the Pacific Ocean,” … The statement was met with scepticism from many opponents of the trump administration, who stated that Godzilla was a creature who was more connected to Japan, not North Korea, and that the North Korean administration had neither the capacity nor the resources to create a Kaiju of their own, even a shit one like Baragon or Megaguirus.

😃

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/26 "2017-08-17T16:46:51Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> Sorry, guys, it’s only one and he’s Korean. Hillary wasn’t elected, or did you forget?

[Your own party is publicly turning its back on the one who was elected.](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/346867-foxs-shepard-smith-we-couldnt-find-a-republican-willing-to-come) Suck it up, buttercup.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/27 "2017-08-17T17:30:05Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> [Your own party is publicly turning its back on the one who was elected.](http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/346867-foxs-shepard-smith-we-couldnt-find-a-republican-willing-to-come) Suck it up, buttercup.

Too little, too late, and in too mealy-mouthed a way. But then the GOP is the group that mad Trump possible in the first place.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/28 "2017-08-17T17:50:15Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> It gets worse. Kim may have a kaiju.
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> [US Warns That North Korea May Be In Possession Of A Godzilla – Waterford Whispers News](http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/08/11/us-warns-that-north-korea-may-be-in-possession-of-a-godzilla/)
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> “We have received a dossier that North Korea may be about to unleash a Godzilla, or possibly a Rodan on US naval warships in the Pacific Ocean,” … The statement was met with scepticism from many opponents of the trump administration, who stated that Godzilla was a creature who was more connected to Japan, not North Korea, and that the North Korean administration had neither the capacity nor the resources to create a Kaiju of their own, even a shit one like Baragon or Megaguirus.
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> 😃

[Let’s don’t get TOO complacent…](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fhorrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F01%2Foriginal_253152_8frtv3b_ajy_ecnq7tijia4gu.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fhorrorpedia.com%2F2014%2F01%2F10%2Fyongary-monster-from-the-deep%2F&docid=pFEtP9KyldzPAM&tbnid=Ma90jyii75uDGM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwj50fP76d7VAhUExoMKHSHkBtIQMwhIKAwwDA..i&w=1613&h=1079&safe=off&bih=767&biw=1600&q=yongary&ved=0ahUKEwj50fP76d7VAhUExoMKHSHkBtIQMwhIKAwwDA&iact=mrc&uact=8)

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/29 "2017-08-17T17:51:15Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> [Let’s don’t get TOO complacent…](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fhorrorpediadotcom.files.wordpress.com%2F2014%2F01%2Foriginal_253152_8frtv3b_ajy_ecnq7tijia4gu.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fhorrorpedia.com%2F2014%2F01%2F10%2Fyongary-monster-from-the-deep%2F&docid=pFEtP9KyldzPAM&tbnid=Ma90jyii75uDGM%3A&vet=10ahUKEwj50fP76d7VAhUExoMKHSHkBtIQMwhIKAwwDA..i&w=1613&h=1079&safe=off&bih=767&biw=1600&q=yongary&ved=0ahUKEwj50fP76d7VAhUExoMKHSHkBtIQMwhIKAwwDA&iact=mrc&uact=8)

Oh shit. I forgot about him. We’re all fucked.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/30 "2017-08-17T17:57:45Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> Too little, too late, and in too mealy-mouthed a way. But then the GOP is the group that **mad** Trump possible in the first place.

[my bold]

Best typo of the month.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2017, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/31 "2017-08-17T18:04:45Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Okay, TWO imbecilic fucksticks who hate America…

If North Korea ends up nuking california, Trump will as well, just to not be out done.

"If north Korea thinks that they can leave a big crater in L.A., I will show them that I can leave the biggest, greatest, most glowy crater you have ever seen!  
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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> The US government is the worst villain of the 21st century so far, and there is no close second place.

If they get this kind of condemnation from you, they must be doing something right.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2017, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-hannity-and-his-insane-guest-commentators/793400/32 "2017-08-18T02:19:28Z")

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I have absolutely no desire to fuck either Hannity or his guests. I would find the very notion nauseating.

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