# Fucking homepage **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-homepage/795404 "2017-09-03T15:36:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-homepage/795404/1 "2017-09-03T15:36:20Z")
[Marcus Garvey](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Garvey) died from reading his own obituary. Pigeons are one of 3 milk producing birds. [Shel Silverstein](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxGX9OeQCCo) wrote the shortest song. Or so claim the links at [fuckinghomepage.com](http://fuckinghomepage.com). It’s a fun time wasting site but be warned there are a LOT of cuss words there! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-homepage/795404/2 "2017-09-03T20:44:09Z")
> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#): > > [Shel Silverstein](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxGX9OeQCCo) wrote the shortest song. 26 seconds? [_pffft_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6A8DkSoOTw) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-homepage/795404/3 "2017-09-03T21:37:15Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 26 seconds? [_pffft_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6A8DkSoOTw) C’mon. We can do [better than that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYXewfnk4XI)! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-homepage/795404/4 "2017-09-03T23:18:51Z")
Not!! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-homepage/795404/5 "2017-09-04T02:14:12Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > 26 seconds? [_pffft_](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6A8DkSoOTw) > [@kunilou](#): > > C’mon. We can do [better than that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYXewfnk4XI)! [Got you all beat.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8) ---
**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-homepage/795404/6 "2017-09-04T14:40:26Z")
Who could forget “The Second Waltz”, by Les Luthiers? Here you have it - complete with spoken introduction 🙂 [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FHmGOYK9xGI/hqdefault.jpg "Vals del segundo - Les Luthiers") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHmGOYK9xGI)