# Fucking maskholes and vaxholes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 14, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339 "2020-07-14T21:26:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/181 "2020-07-28T17:24:01Z")

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Hydrate more.

Maybe SDopers could start a Go Fund Me for your Starbucks and microbrew expenses?

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**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/182 "2020-07-28T17:42:22Z")

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The most prominent “I will never wear a mask!” person among my Facebook friends responded to that graphic with, “Oh, real mature. How can you expect anyone to take that seriously?”

So, sadly, it ain’t gonna work.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/183 "2020-07-28T17:58:04Z")

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Tr: I don’t like the message and can’t refute it so I’m gonna stick my fingers in my ears and hum real loud.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/184 "2020-07-28T19:22:38Z")

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Yes, **I-AM-WABI-SABI** we get it, you’re a child who gains pleasure in being a brat.

Grow up.

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/185 "2020-07-28T19:34:42Z")

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Oh my right in the ticker! 😉

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/186 "2020-07-28T19:46:44Z")

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I will say, it’s sort of interesting in a train-wreck sort of way how right-wingers and trolls have so completely converged. There was once a time when conservatives had an actual set of morals and values, albeit ones that usually had to live uncomfortably alongside racism and xenophobia. But there was at least a shell of an ethos. Nowadays that’s completely fallen away, leaving them with nothing driving them but pettiness and spite. They derive pleasure from the unhappiness and pain of others - it’s perhaps the only feeling of power they have left to them, the ability to ‘control’ others by making them unhappy.

That’s the entire driving force behind maskholes - in their sociopathy, they consider themselves a winner if they make the world worse.

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/187 "2020-07-28T20:05:30Z")

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You got me, I wake up and say how can I make the world a more terrible place than burning and looted democrat shithole cities. How I tell you!!! Lol!

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/188 "2020-07-28T20:09:28Z")

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Dude, we all already know you’re a troll. You don’t have to demonstrate my point.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/189 "2020-07-28T20:10:55Z")

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Yes, that’s what you’re literally doing by refusing to wear a mask when shopping. You’re waking up and saying, “how can I make the world a more terrible place.”

You childish shitstain.

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/190 "2020-07-28T20:20:39Z")

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This amazingly friendly place made it go that way, now I’m just having fun with this since friendly discussions I learned on chat forums just doesn’t happen. So please continue what else am I, I await the next clever insult.

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/191 "2020-07-28T20:21:36Z")

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Come on buddy let’s hug it out! Little hug? No?

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/192 "2020-07-28T20:21:37Z")

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Nobody _made_ you do anything.

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/193 "2020-07-28T20:22:08Z")

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There we go, what else?

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/194 "2020-07-28T20:25:18Z")

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You consider being told that you are responsible for your own behavior to be an insult?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/195 "2020-07-28T20:28:28Z")

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That’s the cornerstone of Conservatism. Of course, when it’s not actions being considered, but mere words, conservatives say the opposite.

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/196 "2020-07-28T20:30:11Z")

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Fuck you, you fucking fuck. You’re literally endangering my life, the life of my loved ones, and all of our livelihoods. On the plus side, you’re fucking up Trump’s chances for reelection.

You’re like Typhoid Mary, blithely infecting people and refusing to do anything to protect others.

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**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/197 "2020-07-28T20:36:06Z")

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The impression I always got about Typhoid Mary is that she was in persistent denial about the effects she was having. A very ‘facts go in, facts go out’ type of deal.

Maskholes are quite resistant to fact, but they’re not ignorant about this - they know _exactly_ what they’re doing. Going maskless lets them, essentially, physically attack people without consequence. If they punch somebody they’ll get in trouble, but this lets them basically _poison_ people and walk away with a smile. That’s a feeling of power that makes them giddy.

That’s why it’s a ‘freedom’ issue - making them put a mask on is like telling them they can’t point a gun a somebody and pull the trigger. It robbing them of power.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/198 "2020-07-28T21:14:09Z")

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> [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](#):
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> Kisses!

Didn’t we have a two-time female attention whore fond of saying that?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/199 "2020-07-28T21:17:52Z")

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Put on a motherfucking mask and lave yourself in sanitizer.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/200 "2020-07-28T21:36:13Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> On the plus side, you’re fucking up Trump’s chances for reelection.

Also on the plus side, he may not be around long enough to cast his vote for trump.

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