# Fucking maskholes and vaxholes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339 "2020-07-14T21:26:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1082 "2021-11-07T01:09:35Z")
Maskless shitbag couple walk into a bakery, with a camera rolling, looking for a fight over masks. A fight ensues when maskless shitbag the female shoves shop employee/owner(?). Maskless fucking shitbags get a police car ride to the booking process. (Bonus points for the bakery’s cool name: Crumb Together.) > **[2 arrested after violent attack over face masks caught on video inside Oregon...](https://abc7.com/cookie-shop-owner-attacked-mask-rules-caught-on-video-eugene-oregon-arrest/11204788/)** > > It all began when a man and woman walked into a cookie shop in downtown Eugene, Oregon, without face coverings. However, they were holding a camera that was already recording. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1083 "2021-11-07T01:13:56Z")
You left out how the couple left the altercation and found police officers on their own. They claimed to have been the victims of an attack, so police started looking into it. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1084 "2021-11-07T01:16:51Z")
This seems really random. It’s a tiny shop. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1085 "2021-11-07T01:19:42Z")
I posit that one of the two or someone they know had been there prior and was refused service for not having a mask so they went there knowing they could pick a fight. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1086 "2021-11-07T01:20:22Z")
Yeah, the maskless shitbags tried to play the victim. I hope their new assault charges fuck up their lives to some degree. The report said that the bakery is doing gangbuster business now. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1087 "2021-11-07T01:25:03Z")
Yeah, I went online to make a donation and they seem to be well-held by the community. ETA: Not from Eugene. > **[2 arrested in Eugene cookie shop assault over masks](https://www.koin.com/news/crime/2-arrested-in-eugene-cookie-shop-assault-over-masks/)** > > PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — A man and a woman were arrested for assaulting the owner of Crumb Together in Eugene, after being asked to leave the store for refusing to wear masks, according to pol… ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1088 "2021-11-07T01:46:13Z")
Their own words stating it, [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LDFFQPzuRjs/hqdefault.jpg "Sovereign Citizen Couple Gets Arrested For Assault And Trespassing.") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDFFQPzuRjs) ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1089 "2021-11-07T04:08:48Z")
Wow. The long version is something. Long, sure. But I like how the chalkboard in front of the shop already uses the word Maskholes. Sounds like these American Job Providers have had to deal with shitbag motherfuckers before. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1090 "2021-11-07T04:33:03Z")
> **[Pair charged in Crumb Together assault has history of criminal charges](https://www.kezi.com/news/coronavirus/pair-charged-in-crumb-together-assault-has-history-of-criminal-charges/article_e9f23a5f-08e4-5358-8243-abb7169cfa4b.html)** > > EUGENE, Ore. -- Two Portland-area residents were arrested on Wednesday after allegedly attacking the owner of a downtown Eugene store and capturing the incident on camera, but this isn't the ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1091 "2021-11-07T04:54:48Z")
Interesting article, and clearly these people are assholes. I can’t help being perplexed about this bit, though: > Sgt. Daniel Allen of the Roseburg Police Department said there are protocols when it comes to responding to mask-wearing issues. > > “We haven’t had too many of them really. But as far as us responding to any type of mask complaints, those will generally come through to dispatch and then we will give those to a supervisor, whichever supervisor is on duty, and we’ll have that supervisor handle it,” Allen said. > > He also said most complaints go to OSHA, but if the situation escalates to violence, they would treat it like any other call for service from a business owner if they have somebody trespassing at that point. Huh. Why would most calls go to OSHA? Does that mean most calls are from employers whose employees refuse to wear masks? Or is OSHA in charge of customer-caused safety issues, too? And if somebody is trespassing and, say, scaring customers and/or employees, Eugene wouldn’t dispatch cops? Or is this just a COVID-era rule? I know in most places, cops don’t come running because someone refuses to wear a mask. I’m wondering if this general protocol is common. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1092 "2021-11-07T05:31:03Z")
I found that hard to parse as well. Eugene and Roseburg are different communities in different counties. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1093 "2021-11-07T12:52:23Z")
> [@nelliebly](#): > > I know in most places, cops don’t come running because someone refuses to wear a mask. My business has been “NO ENTRY WITHOUT MASK” the entire pandemic. A handful of people have complained, and I’ve told them to get off my property or the police will be called to enforce my trespassing complaint. There is no local police, so my call goes to the PA State Police. I’ve gotten as far as picking up the phone, then the person skedaddles. But I’ve asked and I’ve been told the State Police are happy to arrest people who defiantly trespass. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1094 "2021-11-07T13:41:44Z")
I hope they charge that stupid shit with littering too. He casually flicks a lit cigarette to the sidewalk while talking to a police officer. If he feels he can do that in front of a cop, he probably does it 20 times a day. I wonder what these morons think about “No shirt, no shoes, no service” I bet they represent themselves in court. Ha. hahaahhahahah. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1095 "2021-11-07T16:02:42Z")
Maskhole, covid-denier, antivax, flat earther, con man and sovereign citizen. Dead of Covid. I can’t say that I’m very sad. > **[B.C. COVID-19 denier publicly states he is ill, dies days later](https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/b-c-covid-19-denier-dies-days-after-saying-he-was-ill-on-social-media)** > > Mak Parhar told social media followers he was sick with a sore throat and body chills. However he denied that he had the COVID-19 virus. ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2021, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1096 "2021-11-07T22:01:01Z")
OK, I feel better. Thanks. And thanks for being so great about enforcing mask rules at your business. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1097 "2021-11-08T04:58:30Z")
One of the funniest parts of a recent SNL skit ( “Mellen” ) was when someone came up behind a seated anti-vaxxer guest and vaxxed them. It makes me wish cops had spare vaxx doses next to their NARCAN ®. “Wearing cuffs? A shot for your Duffs”. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1098 "2021-11-08T14:26:41Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I can’t say that I’m very sad. Reality bites, don’t it. ---
**Author:** ![tofor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tofor/32/13727_2.png) [@tofor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tofor)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1099 "2021-11-08T15:51:39Z")
My biggest confusion from that video is the very end, where the cop tells the guy he’s being arrested for assault, not trespass. Did he actually get charged with assault? AIUI, assault is basically a visible thread of violence. He did not, so far as I can tell, physically threaten the store owner at any time (unless they’re counting being unmasked in the store as assault in itself, which I very much doubt). Is this a sort of ‘felony murder’ thing where he was participating in the crime that lead to the assault? Or did the cop give him the wrong charge, and he was actually charged with trespass? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1100 "2021-11-08T15:58:20Z")
> [@tofor](#): > > My biggest confusion from that video is the very end, where the cop tells the guy he’s being arrested for assault, not trespass. Did he actually get charged with assault? The store owner reportedly went to the hospital to treat cuts and bruises. ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1101 "2021-11-08T16:05:04Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > The store owner reportedly went to the hospital to treat cuts and bruises. I think they’re saying the woman is doing all the assaulting (or battering I suppose). But shaky cam is shaky and you can see he’s holding the owner’s bat as he backs out the door. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339.md?page=54) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339.md?page=56)