# Fucking maskholes and vaxholes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339 "2020-07-14T21:26:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1337 "2022-01-09T16:42:22Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > The last I heard, he’s threatening to bring in supplies to build walls around his workstation so he can work unmasked. Can they put a lock on the outside of the door? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1338 "2022-01-09T16:46:09Z")
I suppose the problem will take care of itself since there won’t be air holes. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1339 "2022-01-09T17:05:19Z")
Can’t they fire him, then let the police drag his ass out of there? ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1340 "2022-01-09T17:57:14Z")
> [@susan](#): > > I suppose the problem will take care of itself since there won’t be air holes. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/dpfdok4W_RU/maxresdefault.jpg "Mime Stuck in a Box") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpfdok4W_RU) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1341 "2022-01-09T19:04:49Z")
Mimes! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/5srwCNx2Ti0/hqdefault.jpg "Clowns Vs Mimes") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5srwCNx2Ti0) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1342 "2022-01-09T19:15:43Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > he’s threatening to bring in supplies to build walls around his workstation Heck, I’d offer to bring in supplies to build walls around his workstation. Bonus points for warning him that yelling “For the love of God, Montresor!” would not be as clever as he thinks it is. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1343 "2022-01-09T19:18:40Z")
If the USSC declares mandates unconstitutional, emboldened, 30% of the country will effectively engage in genuine biological warfare against the other 70% until the country fragments under the weight of its ideological contradictions. MAGA will eventually weaponize COVID into a variant so deadly that other nations are forced to respond. Because of them, America will be seen as _purposely_ becoming the world’s breeding ground for COVID infections until foreign intervention, including war, gets MAGA to stop. … just some thoughts about our many-worlded futures. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1344 "2022-01-09T23:47:09Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > If the USSC declares mandates unconstitutional, emboldened, 30% of the country will effectively engage in genuine biological warfare against the other 70% They are already doing so to the extent that they can, _actively, intentionally, and deliberatrely_. USSC rulings favorable to their cause will only enable them to up their game eversomuch-moreso. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2022, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1345 "2022-01-09T23:51:02Z")
Obnoxious Canadian Influencers is a mildly awesome band name. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1346 "2022-01-10T00:10:22Z")
I wonder what Republicans would think if you tried to do that when voting. “Oh, you just have to take my word for it that I’m registered.” 🤯 ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1347 "2022-01-10T00:33:13Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Because that would be less onerous than just wearing the ddamned mask, right? Something about not wanting to be exposed to his own funk all day. 🤷‍♀️ > [@Mikkel](#): > > Or even just get the vax. Corporate even did a multi-month cash giveaway as incentive for people to get vaccinated; no idea on whether or not it worked. Of course, corporate does accept religious-based exemptions, so there could have potentially been non-vaccinated people in the giveaway pool. > [@Horatius](#): > > I suspect most people who work in cubicles or, Og forbid, open offices, would love an excuse to build our own walls at work. Agreed! This guy’s workstation is adjacent to a walkway, which isn’t so bad since the walkway is lined with cabinets. There’s one spot that happens to be right next to his desk where they replaced one of the cabinets with a copier, leaving his workspace mostly exposed. He responded by building a screen with scavenged cardboard and zip ties; it even has a little door so he can reach through to grab documents off the copier. > [@DesertDog](#): > > Then there’s the cutting, chamfering, and hardware bits for installation. I think it’s more likely that he’ll show up with whatever he can find in his yard. Plus, we just lost the lease on our storage warehouse, so bits and pieces from there have been making their way back to the main building. Office scuttlebutt says that management is looking to sell a lot of the stuff for scrap, so I’m sure he could pull something useful out of there. > [@enipla](#): > > Can they put a lock on the outside of the door? > [@susan](#): > > I suppose the problem will take care of itself since there won’t be air holes. XD I’ve been wanting to seal off that end of the building since the pandemic started. > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Can’t they fire him, then let the police drag his ass out of there? Doubt it…they didn’t even call the cops on the guy who started hurling threats and generally acting like an ass after he was fired. Also, his supervisor is an anti-masker/anti-vaxxer, and the general manager is pretty much spineless. > [@Steve\_MB](#): > > Bonus points for warning him that yelling “For the love of God, Montresor!” would not be as clever as he thinks it is. Now now, don’t go dragging any fancy-schmancy literature and book learnin’ in to that part of the building!!! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1348 "2022-01-10T01:37:43Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > Now now, don’t go dragging any fancy-schmancy literature and book learnin’ in to that part of the building!!! I heard that Poe is a socialist… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1349 "2022-01-10T09:16:05Z")
> [@WolfpackJeep](#): > > The last I heard, he’s threatening to bring in supplies to build walls around his workstation so he can work unmasked. And what’s his plan for transiting from the building entrance to his tree fort?\* Or is he planning to use sofa cushions? \*(Not to mention to the restroom and the break areas) ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1350 "2022-01-10T14:00:17Z")
Honestly, as long as he doesn’t come into the main building maskless, I doubt anyone back there would say anything to him. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1351 "2022-01-10T14:32:47Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Obnoxious Canadian Influencers is a mildly awesome band name. That sounds like a parody of the American band Obnoxious Influencers. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1352 "2022-01-10T15:07:41Z")
Actually, I’m surprised that it took this long for somebody to suggest it… > **[Anti-Vax Leader to Followers: Drink Your Pee to Fight COVID](https://www.thedailybeast.com/anti-vax-leader-christopher-key-urges-followers-to-drink-their-own-urine-to-fight-covid-19)** > > Christopher Key’s crowd doesn’t seem sold on the idea. > Anti-COVID-19 “Vaccine Police” leader [Christopher Key](https://www.thedailybeast.com/christopher-paul-key-flamethrower-brandishing-antivax-leader-jailed-for-trespassing) has a new quarter-baked conspiracy theory for his anti-vax followers to use to cure themselves of COVID-19: Drink their own urine… ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1353 "2022-01-10T15:11:26Z")
Just a spoonful of urine helps the horse dewormer go down. In a most delightful way. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1354 "2022-01-10T15:28:54Z")
An I the only one here who constantly reads the word “dewormer” as “dweomer”, meaning a magical aura? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1355 "2022-01-10T16:01:40Z")
“Urine therapy” for Covid has been around awhile. > **[London mum and kids drink own urine in Covid cure conspiracy](https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/london-mum-kids-drink-urine-covid-cure-bill-gates-b919909.html)** > > Latest London news, business, sport, showbiz and entertainment from the London Evening Standard. And to make it even more magically delicious, add cow dung. > **[The use of cow dung and urine to cure COVID‐19 in India: A public health concern](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8239506/)** Since one’s own feces contain water, protein, undigested fats, polysaccharides and “bacterial biomass” it’s a wonder that we haven’t seen an Eat Your Own Shit For Better Health movement\*. \*sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/1356 "2022-01-10T16:04:43Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > An I the only one here who constantly reads the word “dewormer” as “dweomer”, meaning a magical aura? Yes, pretty much. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339.md?page=66) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339.md?page=68)