# Fucking maskholes and vaxholes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 14, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339 "2020-07-14T21:26:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/141 "2020-07-25T19:26:56Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > And then the next jet in line sucks up the human FOD. Not Foreign Object Damage! If it was a maskhole defending his Constitutional Right To Poison Everyone Around Him, then is all probability it was a True Blue Patriotic Murrican Citizen Object Damage. BTW, I saw a pic once of a human FOD. It consisted of a largish sprayed-out puddle of blood, protoplasm, and bone meal on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/142 "2020-07-25T19:44:52Z")
Yeah. My F-16 squadron inhaled a ground crewman about a month before I arrived. Funny to joke about, but not so funny in real life. Everybody was still pretty shell-shocked. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/143 "2020-07-25T19:52:14Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Arrest them all and put them in cages like has been done to immigrant children. Stocks, or a pillory. Inside a large mall, so they can’t complain about being left out in the sun, and so there are plenty of passersby to laugh at them. “Cruel and unusual punishment”? I don’t consider it to be cruel, and if it’s the standard punishment then it’s not unusual. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/144 "2020-07-25T21:26:49Z")
I was just thinking today, you hear stories of store managers who say they can’t enforce mask wearing rules. But what would they do if one of their customers lit up a cigarette in their store and refused to put it out? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/145 "2020-07-25T22:39:57Z")
Or stripped. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/146 "2020-07-25T22:46:10Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > But what would they do if one of their customers lit up a cigarette in their store and refused to put it out? > [@susan](#): > > Or stripped. If that is going to start happening, I am going to continue to do only drive-up pick-up. :horror: ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/147 "2020-07-25T22:49:55Z")
What if they strip, but leave their masks on? ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/148 "2020-07-25T23:07:09Z")
Then, depending how cute their butt is, they might be able to stay. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/149 "2020-07-26T01:57:17Z")
I found some new masks to address half of the maskhole populace: [https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0440/3799/6701/products/6a607da02addfe63e72c45b0b30143f2\_590x.jpg?v=1595463837](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0440/3799/6701/products/6a607da02addfe63e72c45b0b30143f2_590x.jpg?v=1595463837) [https://karenkouture.com/](https://karenkouture.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/150 "2020-07-26T18:17:48Z")
I bought those Hanes masks. They don’t fit our faces here at all. The nose clip thing is too weak and small for my big nose and it has huge side gaps. It’s also too short to go under the chin. They might be okay for kids or small headed folk. I didn’t expect much for that price and I was still disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/151 "2020-07-26T20:49:09Z")
Love it! Unfortunately, I have a neighbor named Karen, who is a very sweet, nice lady, and I wouldn’t want to insult her by proxy. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/152 "2020-07-26T22:53:45Z")
Here’s a couple of real maskholes: > **[Swastika-wearing pair cited for disturbance at Marshall Walmart](https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/swastika-wearing-couple-causes-disturbance-at-marshall-walmart/89-5dca4fca-976d-4550-8fe2-4bd2160ecd7a)** > > At the store's request, the couple was issued a notice of trespass by Marshall PD. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/153 "2020-07-26T23:28:21Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > Love it! Unfortunately, I have a neighbor named Karen, who is a very sweet, nice lady, and I wouldn’t want to insult her by proxy I know, that’s the only problem with them! Every Karen I know in real life is perfectly lovely. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/154 "2020-07-27T00:48:19Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > Republicans think of their own self-interest first. “I don’t want to wear a mask, so I won’t, and I don’t care that my behavior puts other people at risk.” > > Funny how the party who gets all misty-eyed about the sacrifices of our military completely abandons the idea when it comes to something that costs them virtually nothing. that’s because they’re all about _looking_ tough. but when called upon to do, well, anything to actually contribute, they turn into a bunch of whiny babies. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/155 "2020-07-27T01:49:17Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > that’s because they’re all about _looking_ tough. but when called upon to do, well, anything to actually contribute, they turn into a bunch of whiny babies. Or they claim bone spurs. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/156 "2020-07-27T14:21:55Z")
Wow, I was a little later than I prefer to arrive at the marina for pontooning. The only masked people I saw were a couple I’m good friends with. They both were masked walking to their boat and remained masked until underway. So, three masked boaters and about fifteen people totally ignoring the state mandate. Fuckkkk ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/157 "2020-07-27T16:19:09Z")
I know their intent, but a swastika is not something you can wear ironically. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/158 "2020-07-27T19:22:05Z")
What if Raytheon and Lockheed Martin were paid billions of dollars to make masks? They’d probably get pretty misty eyed then, I reckon. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/159 "2020-07-27T19:26:25Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > I know their intent, but a swastika is not something you can wear ironically. Just what was their intent? They were wearing Individual 1 gear. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/160 "2020-07-27T21:58:53Z")
We have some Japanese horseradish stinking up QZ, as noted below: > [@Trolls R Us redux \[Now the argument clinic\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-redux-now-the-argument-clinic/913349/192): > > Yep, he’s boasting about how he and his wife won’t wear masks IN FLORIDA in one of the mask threads. > > > [@](#): > > > > Look the wife and I are up to 5 people we know that have died from the the virus. All avid mask wearing people. Three were from my wife’s country in South America. One three houses down and another in our town. Again never left without a mask since April. From what we can gather two got it from contamination by touching the mask by adjusting, taking it off or putting it on. So we as a family in Florida will have no part of masks but will continue to social distance, wash our hands and do the thi… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339.md?page=9)