# Fucking maskholes and vaxholes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 14, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339 "2020-07-14T21:26:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/161 "2020-07-27T21:59:49Z")

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IIRC, they were protesting having to wear a mask and said that voting for Biden meant we’d be living in Nazi Germany. So they wore swastikas.

No, it didn’t make sense to me, either.

ETA: And they’ve been banned from all Walmarts for a year. (Scroll down a bit in @Snowboarder_Bo’s link to see.)

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/162 "2020-07-27T22:40:12Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> We have some Japanese horseradish stinking up QZ, as noted below:

May as well use the direct link to his post:

> [@The pro-mask side needs to step up its influencing game](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pro-mask-side-needs-to-step-up-its-influencing-game/915842/160):
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> Look the wife and I are up to 5 people we know that have died from the the virus. All avid mask wearing people. Three were from my wife’s country in South America. One three houses down and another in our town. Again never left without a mask since April. From what we can gather two got it from contamination by touching the mask by adjusting, taking it off or putting it on. So we as a family in Florida will have no part of masks but will continue to social distance, wash our hands and do the thi…

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/163 "2020-07-27T22:56:33Z")

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Not boasting about it just being a part of the discussion and disagreed on the premise on why you think people might not want to wear one and it’s not all political.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/164 "2020-07-27T23:07:08Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> May as well use the direct link to his post:

Now you see why I didn’t.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/165 "2020-07-27T23:09:33Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> > [@needscoffee](#):
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> > May as well use the direct link to his post:
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> Now you see why I didn’t

Yeah, but I really wanted to see the “Fucking Maskholes” label stuck under his post where it belongs. It’s a bug _and_ a feature!

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/166 "2020-07-27T23:55:43Z")

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You are literally endangering other people, you selfish piece of shit. Wear a fucking mask, you asshole. It’s not to protect you, it’s to protect others, you scum-sucking fucker. You’re not only going to be responsible for killing other people, you’re also going to help shut down the economy again, wasting all the work we did in the Northeast.

OK, I’ll say this slowly, because you’re dumb as a rock:

The mask is to protect others, not you. So, if your made-up neighbors got it while wearing a mask, it was because some selfish asshole like yourself wasn’t wearing a mask and got them infected.

Hey, if the economy is shut back down, your boy Trump is toast, so do the right thing! Wear a mask for Trump!

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/167 "2020-07-28T00:15:05Z")

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There is absolutely no way in hell you can ever know how often your neighbors wore a mask, met with other people, gathered in a crowd, nothing. And especially those in other countries. Talking to them on Zoom once a week explains their movements? All of their activity?

Sorry, but when I have three specialists (cardiology and endocrinology) and two doctors in the family (one specializes in epidemiology), I’m following their guidelines.

BTW, since this is the BBQ Pit, the might be a good time for WABI-SABI to proclaim that all of my specialists are anarchists and part of a global conspiracy to embarrass the world’s worst orange businessman in history.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/168 "2020-07-28T00:19:36Z")

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[Over in this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pro-mask-side-needs-to-step-up-its-influencing-game/915842) is where he’s spending his time, not this thread. Although you can use better language in this one.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/169 "2020-07-28T00:33:08Z")

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I live with two other people and while I believe them that they always mask up, I don’t _know_ because I am not with them every minute of every day.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/170 "2020-07-28T00:45:26Z")

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Exactly. W-S isn’t really getting that part of it.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/171 "2020-07-28T01:16:46Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Yeah, but I really wanted to see the “Fucking Maskholes” label stuck under his post where it belongs. It’s a bug _and_ a feature!

Cut. Jib. Like.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/172 "2020-07-28T02:33:43Z")

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> [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](#):
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> it’s not all political.

> [@The pro-mask side needs to step up its influencing game](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-pro-mask-side-needs-to-step-up-its-influencing-game/915842/166):
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> government propaganda

🤨

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/173 "2020-07-28T08:28:47Z")

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Well if you put it that way, let me see hmmmm! No, lol! Lovely discussion with you!

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/174 "2020-07-28T11:16:28Z")

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Bite me, you selfish, sociopathic prick.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/175 "2020-07-28T11:30:45Z")

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“Bite me, you selfish, sociopathic prick.”

I would not recommend getting close enough to him to allow that RitterSport.

Although I certainly appreciate the sentiment.

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**Author:** ![I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@I-AM-WABI-SABI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I-AM-WABI-SABI)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/176 "2020-07-28T11:34:26Z")

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Kisses!

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**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/177 "2020-07-28T11:39:29Z")

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Yeah, you have a point. I’m not going to Florida anytime soon, anyway, so he’ll have no chance to bite me. I just can’t believe this guy is so proud about endangering other people. "Hey, if I want to randomly shoot my gun and you don’t like it, just stay behind a strong barrier.

Or, as someone in the non-pit thread, if I want to drink and drive and you don’t want to be killed, just stay off the roads.

I’m sure our new asshole here won’t get those analogies, though, so we’re all wasting our time.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/178 "2020-07-28T17:01:58Z")

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> [@RitterSport](#):
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> The mask is to protect others, not you. So, if your made-up neighbors got it while wearing a mask, it was because some selfish asshole like yourself wasn’t wearing a mask and got them infected.

One more time for those who are dense: The [pee-mask analog](https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f8da8f9d02bcdbf2a58c946350e01d850cbe15d9a41caaa5b3b143cd3af12e4.png).

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/179 "2020-07-28T17:09:28Z")

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> [@DesertDog](#):
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> One more time for those who are dense: The [pee-mask analog](https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/7f8da8f9d02bcdbf2a58c946350e01d850cbe15d9a41caaa5b3b143cd3af12e4.png).

I liked that one so much the first time you posted it I sent it to my son who is a psychiatry resident in Michigan for him to hand out to the unmasked as something in their IQ range. He is still laughing days later.

I shared the idea with him that I would like to print a batch, fold them into paper airplanes and wing them at people who insist on going maskless near me in public indoor places. Had to scotch that idea since I don’t know how to fold paper airplanes. Maybe just wad up a page and lob it at them, sort of like Covidiot Pong.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-maskholes-and-vaxholes/915339/180 "2020-07-28T17:18:14Z")

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I’ve been fantasizing carrying a pocketful of them and when I spot a maskhole, walking up to them, unzipping, and pissing on their leg before handing them one.

Unfortunately, here in Arizona even if you stay hydrated, you pee maybe twice a day. I doubt I’d have the ammunition at the time needed.

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