# Fucking Morons Still Trashing Buzz **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868 "2015-07-22T11:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/181 "2015-08-05T22:43:03Z")
**Monty** : “Phineas J. Whoopee, you’re the greatest!” I must have inhaled too much chemtrail gas. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/182 "2015-08-05T22:46:14Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > **Monty** : “Phineas J. Whoopee, you’re the greatest!” I take it you checked the links. > [@](#): > > I must have inhaled too much chemtrail gas. Well, of course. What else could’ve caused such an uncharacteristic [del]free[/del]fall? By the way, I had the incredible misfortune of having to work with a guy who really did believe the X-Files is not fiction. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/183 "2015-08-05T23:03:05Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > You missed the other clues: > [list][li]_Mueller_. Obviously an intentional misspelling of _Muller_ from _X-Files_. And don’t pretend for a minute, not even a second, that program is fiction. That’s what _they_ want you to think.[/li] That’d be Mulder from the X-Files. Or… is that part of the conspiracy too? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/184 "2015-08-05T23:34:08Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > That’d be Mulder from the X-Files. > > Or… is that part of the conspiracy too? Could be. Could be. The real answer is I don’t like the show and didn’t check the source material for the correct name. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/185 "2015-08-06T02:17:28Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > . . . By the way, I had the incredible misfortune of having to work with a guy who really did believe the X-Files is not fiction. That’s grim. I had a cow-orker who was a chemtrails nut, but at least he had enough grace to say, “I don’t know” when asked why he believed. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/186 "2015-08-06T02:46:59Z")
Argh! I posted 186 & 187 in the wrong thread! Can a mod please move them to the “Civilians Pretending to Guard” thread, please? Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/187 "2015-08-06T02:50:33Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Argh! I posted 186 & 187 in the wrong thread! Can a mod please move them to the “Civilians Pretending to Guard” thread, please? Thanks! Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/188 "2015-08-06T02:52:06Z")
Damn, **Colibri**. That was fast. One might even say it was at rocket speed. {D&R} ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/189 "2015-08-06T11:11:07Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Damn, **Colibri**. That was fast. One might even say it was at rocket speed. > > {D&R} Hmm… Makes you wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/190 "2015-08-06T19:53:07Z")
> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#): > > That video made my day, week, month, year, decade. > > [Buzz Aldrin kicks ass, doesn’t bother to take names](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wptn5RE2I-k). > > YouTube video. Length=1:46. > > Punch is at 1:32 but you really need to watch the whole thing to see all of the knuckle-dragger’s whiny baiting. This video, like the moon landing, is fake. Hint: Look closely at 1:32 to see where it starts getting edited. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/191 "2015-08-06T20:56:20Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > This video, like the moon landing, is fake. > > Hint: Look closely at 1:32 to see where it starts getting edited. Well, _obviously_ it’s fake, you should see stars above that guys head after Buzz clocks him, but do you? DO YOU!? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/192 "2015-08-06T21:15:20Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > Well, _obviously_ it’s fake, you should see stars above that guys head after Buzz clocks him, but do you? DO YOU!? That’s because of the aperture setting on the camera. If it was open enough to record the stars then everything else would be washed out. That’s also why you can’t see the angel and the devil on Buzz’s shoulders when he’s trying to decide whether or not to deck Sibrel. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868/193 "2015-08-07T04:01:38Z")
As annoying as halfwits like moon hoaxers and 9/11 truthers are, they’re just fools. Pathetic and silly, but ultimately harmless. But antivaxxers, homeopaths, faith healers and psychics cause real harm. Those are the folks who really deserve to be punched in the dick. As far as people like **John Denning** go, I think Jack Palance had the best response: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IfzRf1DtxQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IfzRf1DtxQ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-morons-still-trashing-buzz/725868.md?page=9)