# Fucking NAZI-ASS cafeteria **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 29, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378 "2002-05-29T16:50:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/21 "2002-05-30T23:39:48Z")
eh, the texas judge gives this a whopping **0** in score. [soup nazi] no points for this rant [/soup nazi] scribbled in the embittered Texas judges notebook were the following: A) we don’t even have a cafeteria at my work. I couldn’t pass on the juice even if I wanted to. but who would want to? you can save it for later or use it as a bribe for a fellow co-worker. “want my drink? good. go copy this for me”. B)Even the purveyors of real egg Mcmuffins don’t lower the price if you don’t want a coffee. At least not here in Texas or in California. C) you wanna cry about shitty food? wait til you have to work somewhere that offers the service of a roach coach, as did one of my jobs. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/22 "2002-05-31T00:21:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > **B)Even the purveyors of real egg Mcmuffins don’t lower the price if you don’t want a coffee. At least not here in Texas or in California.** Sorry, but they would always do that in the caf before. It’s only recently changed. Assuming I still have my job tomorrow (see another rant of mine), I’m going to fire off a well-worded but subtlely nasty email to the cafeteria management. Now I’m going to Subway. Let’s see if they charge me less if I say I want to be Jared #3 and have man-boobs. 😉 I don’t have man-boobs, but apparently, eating a lot of Subway can do it to you… - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/23 "2002-05-31T00:44:52Z")
Hey! Jared’s cute! _looks at his own manboobs and cries_ **scott\_evil** doesn’t love me anymore! jayjay 😛 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/24 "2002-05-31T01:43:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > \*\*Hey! Jared’s cute! > > _looks at his own manboobs and cries_ > > **scott\_evil** doesn’t love me anymore! > > jayjay 😛 \*\* Don’t worry, **jayjay** … I still love you. ::scott evil bites into a Subway sub, thinking of **jayjay** :: I have to say, though, that this sub doesn’t do much for me. It’s not the Jared (aka man-boob media whore) standard, since it seems he eats nothing but bread, green peppers, and tomatoes. Apparently, lately, boob-by hass taken to eat chicken teriyaki subs. Oh, yum. I like teriyaki, but I don’t want it dumped on bread, Is this his only job? Going around and eating at Subway® then doing lame-ass commercials for them? If so, let me know how I can get fat and lose all the weight by eating nothing but fast-food for, oh, I don’t know how many years. I guess the “walking regimen” comes into play. That would be Jared speed-walking to Subway because his fat gut is so damned hungry. Get him a Ginger® so he can do it even faster. Come on, Jared. Take the mayonnaise. Take the new sauces. Live a little, lardass. - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/25 "2002-05-31T02:52:03Z")
I have a similar cafiteria in my school… they refuse to sell you a lunch if you don’t get everything with it. That means a lot of shit goes to waste, and face it, people are even less likely to eat it if you require them to buy it along with something else. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/26 "2002-05-31T13:23:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\*Oh, good. Thought you might have been getting catty, dear. \*\* Catty!? _Moi?_ > [@](#): > > And, **matt** , never, ever swear at my love **Jerevan** like that again! 😉 \*\* _flustered_ I was just repeating!! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2002, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/27 "2002-05-31T13:48:05Z")
The City: [Manboobs](http://www.derfcity.com/o/heboob.html) and [more manboobs](http://www.derfcity.com/o/heboob2.html). ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2002, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378/28 "2002-06-01T12:39:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*I meant d) ii. : they’re the cafeteria at your place of work, i.e. they have a monopoly. In response to **Jeff Olsen** ’s puzzlement about how they stay in business if there are other cafeterias (when there aren’t). That’s it. \*\* I thought you meant they stay in business because otherwise **Scott** ’s dad will have them killed. Although I wonder why he allows such frikken eediots to survive as is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-nazi-ass-cafeteria/111378.md?page=1)