# Fucking ow! (Way, way TMI; female related) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 18, 2008, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207 "2008-09-18T20:54:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dazzling\_White\_Diamonds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dazzling_White_Diamonds)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/41 "2008-09-19T21:11:53Z")
> [@Aangelica](#): > > I’m _married_, and I’d never ask him to do it. > > Some things are between a girl and her labia. Oh hell, not me. I want that sucker gone, gone, GONE, and he’s much more able to take care of that for me than I am for myself. After all, there was the whole “for better or for worse” clause during the marriage ceremony. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/13edae/32.png) [@Interconnected\_Series\_of\_Tubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interconnected_Series_of_Tubes)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/42 "2008-09-19T21:54:26Z")
> [@Queen\_Bruin](#): > > Delicate tender nothin’. Being a woman isn’t for wimps. If I ever had a pimple on my junk that in _any_ way resembled some of the ones I’ve seen skulking around on my ass, I would be extremely sad. Christ I hope this workplace doesn’t have keyloggers. ---
**Author:** ![Pollux\_Oil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/858c86/32.png) [@Pollux\_Oil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pollux_Oil)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/43 "2008-09-19T22:05:29Z")
I’m trying to figure out why I keep opening this thread, and all I can think of is I have a subconscious mental masochism streak. My thoughts on vaginas will never be the same again. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/44 "2008-09-19T22:16:06Z")
> [@Pollux\_Oil](#): > > Seconded. > > The worst place I’ve ever had a pimple was just on the inside of my eyelid. Yeah, you heard correctly. It wasn’t painful, but it was extremely irritating because I felt it every time I blinked. Thirded (fourthed? I’m losing count), and also seconded. I’ve had several just below my eyebrow, on the concave area near the nose. OWWWW. And very visible, too. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/45 "2008-09-19T22:32:25Z")
I once got one just inside my a\*\*hole. DOH! There’s no pretty way to pop those. And for the record, this was when I was a good girl and no one used the back door! ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/46 "2008-09-19T22:36:41Z")
> [@Aangelica](#): > > I’m _married_, and I’d never ask him to do it. > > Some things are between a girl and her labia. My husband is too much of a wimp to squeeze his \*own \*zits in non-genital areas, let alone cause me pain in pink parts. He’d been crying like a child before he’d do something like that for me. I have to get in yoga poses with hand mirrors and desk lamps. Thank god I’m flexible. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/47 "2008-09-19T23:10:35Z")
> [@Hockey\_Monkey](#): > > I have a SO now, but I don’t think we are far enough along in our relationship yet for me to ask him to squeeze a pu\*\*y zit. :eek: Well, my husband and I have been married for over 31 years. We’ve had a long time to get used to each other’s bodies. I got the joy of cleaning and changing his wound after he had a pilonidal cyst removed. He got the pleasure of cleaning and packing my wounds when my hysterectomy incision developed several openings into pus pockets. (And _I_ got the pleasure of watching his face while he did so.) He DIDN’T go into the delivery room with me, because they would have had to scoop him up and wheel him out of there. I do wish that he’d agree to give me my insulin shots at times, so I can rotate the injection sites more effectively. I cannot inject myself on my butt or shoulder or back. He goes green at the sight of the syringes. ---
**Author:** ![CAT\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@CAT\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CAT_1)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/48 "2008-09-19T23:15:27Z")
> [@criminey.jicket](#): > > Sounds like [Bartholin Cysts](http://women.webmd.com/tc/bartholin-gland-cyst-topic-overview). > > Yeah, owie. I think you are right, this is probably what they are. I have had a bunch of them. And while I was PG, it was just one more of a zillion little horrible things that I had going on down there. My OBGYN saw one once and took it upon himself to just pinch the hell out of it and pop it. CHRIST!!! I almost grabbed him by the nuts and gave him a taste of his own “medicine” on the way out!!! ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/49 "2008-09-19T23:43:21Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > VAGINAL VERICOSE VEINS?!?!:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: “Holy Count Dracula, Batman…!” V.V.V. : Its the Other little blue pill that keeps men naturally… enhanced. Warning, if erection lasts more than 4 hours, Stop The Foreplay…! ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/50 "2008-09-19T23:44:15Z")
> [@Aangelica](#): > > What the hell? Is there like an outbreak in the Tri-State area? I’m pleased to report that I’m currently zit-free in the crotchal area. > [@nashiitashii](#): > > This is what [one of these](http://www.dermadoctor.com/product.asp?productid=1143&src=cse&ecamp=froogle&AID=5210) is for. I have one of those. I call it “the zopper.” As in zit+popper. It’s a lifesaver. > [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > This is what a spouse/SO is for. You know, I haven’t had too many regrets since leaving my husband. I like being on my own. It’s certainly a lot better than being with him. But one day, a zit thread on this board made me remember a particularly diabolical inner nostril zit that he fixed for me. And at that moment, I felt so lonely and helpless. “:(who’s gonna pop my nostril zits for me?:(” He did use the zopper for that one. I guess me and the zopper will just have to figure it out on our own. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/51 "2008-09-20T00:34:59Z")
I’ve always found that hot compresses, or just a hot bath makes the pimples come to a poppable head faster. Gosh - I haven’t had one in years. I really hope rekindling the memories doesn’t make them visit me again! ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/52 "2008-09-20T00:43:46Z")
I had one once about 10 years ago. Still haven’t forgotten it, and still have foreboding thoughts about it happening again. I was terrified it was herpes and called my doctor. Nope. Just a big whopper of a zit where zits don’t belong! OOOwwww! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/53 "2008-09-20T00:48:53Z")
Ok, ok. I get them too. I hate them. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/54 "2008-09-20T01:12:59Z")
> [@Aangelica](#): > > What the hell? Is there like an outbreak in the Tri-State area? I don’t suppose all of you have been shopping at the Jersey Gardens Outlet Center… have you ? I mean, can you imagine? That place has THE FILTHIEST restrooms I’ve seen in a very long time. Apparently the ladies’ is just as atrocious. " Good evening. I’m Chuck Scarborough. We begin tonight’s broadcast with a most… unusual coincidence. Over to you, Sue. " :eek: 😃 😃 😃 😃 Cartooniverse, who is horrified _and_ amazed all at once. I love this place. ---
**Author:** ![Risha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5fc32e/32.png) [@Risha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Risha)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/55 "2008-09-20T02:04:28Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > I once got one just inside my a\*\*hole. DOH! There’s no pretty way to pop those. And for the record, this was when I was a good girl and no one used the back door! AGGGHHH! OK, **melody** , I think you win. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/56 "2008-09-20T02:27:05Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > "Good evening. I’m Chuck Scarborough. We begin tonight’s broadcast with a most… unusual coincidence. Over to you, Sue. " 😛 I can just imagine Sue making her patented somber face before switching to her patented chipper face… I wonder what her “I have a zit in my vagina” face looks like? ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/57 "2008-09-20T04:58:25Z")
> [@Telperien](#): > > We’re people. > > You know, just like you. EXCEPT WITH LABIA ZITS!!!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/58 "2008-09-20T10:47:47Z")
Nobody’s heard of lancing a zit? Not having labia (for which I thank OG every day 😃 ), I have no idea how the logistics would work, but blind stabbing might be preferable to continued pain? And, for those with nearby people with familiarity with said body parts: HE/SHE CAN DAMNED WELL LEARN its care and maintenance! (yes, I know you think males are useless, but you’ve trained him in a hundred other things, ADD one!) ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/59 "2008-09-20T15:36:36Z")
I used to lance my girly bit zits when I was younger, thinner, and much more flexible. It required privacy and a mirror, but I could do it. Nowadays I go to the doctor if I happen to get one of those things in a place I can’t reach them. Any zit I can reach, I pop. This includes zits on my husband. As for TRAINING my husband…well, his mother used to break broomsticks (not our Broomstick) over his head, and he STILL didn’t learn. Oddly enough, though, my little Siamese cat has trained him to cover her up when she’s cold, and to dispense bits of ham when she’s feeling peckish. Perhaps he’s susceptible to blue eyes. ---
**Author:** ![mmouse9799](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@mmouse9799](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmouse9799)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207/60 "2008-09-20T15:53:25Z")
I think I need a zopper. I’m going to have to look for one next time I’m at the store. My boyfriend won’t pop his own zits and gets annoyed if I even attempt to do it. I can’t imagine the look on his face if I asked him to pop any of mine, much less a labial one. (Which thankfully I don’t get very often.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-ow-way-way-tmi-female-related/464207.md?page=4)