# Fucking Paris Hilton, Her Asinine Sidekick and Me **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 7, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297 "2004-01-07T22:03:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/21 "2004-01-08T05:22:32Z")
HEROIN!! This is the country, woman. Get yourself some Oxycotin!! ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/22 "2004-01-08T05:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > What makes her a slut? > Having sex with guys? > Guysdo that and theyre not called sluts. Right, they’re called gay. Somebody had to say it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/23 "2004-01-08T06:35:33Z")
I know it’s staged, but did anyone else see Nicole splashing bleach on the pool table because she couldn’t find her purse? Oh, and Paris’s clothing=skank city. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/24 "2004-01-08T07:12:20Z")
The skankiness is the only thing I like about them. I think Paris was making plenty of money before the show between the modelling and the purses (I seem to remeber hearing that she’s really popular in Japan). ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/25 "2004-01-08T12:46:54Z")
Two more to add to my list of people I would like to see crippled in a freak industrial accident. ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/26 "2004-01-08T13:43:00Z")
**Oneyogini** , Here you go, [The telemarketer speaks, I respond](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51270&highlight=telemarketer+speaks) Classic. ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/27 "2004-01-08T14:15:08Z")
In Chuck Palahniuk’s new book _Diary_, one of the characters says that family wealth usually lasts three generations–the first one to make it, the second to increase it, and the third one to spend it all, leaving the fourth generation to start everything over (makes more sense in the context of the whole book but I won’t spoil it). Another poster mentioned a grandfather–is Paris the third generation of rich Hiltons? I saw someplace dumb, I think the New York Post, an article about if the sex tape hurt her career. My first thought was, what career? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/28 "2004-01-08T14:38:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nutty Bunny \* > \*\ ***Oneyogini** , > > Here you go, [The telemarketer speaks, I respond](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=51270&highlight=telemarketer+speaks) > > Classic. \*\* Any rant utilizing the word “jejune” is a winner in my book. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/29 "2004-01-08T14:49:13Z")
One out of three will be fine thanks. ---
**Author:** ![theR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@theR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theR)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/30 "2004-01-08T15:43:38Z")
Wow, I didn’t know she was involved with a purse company. But the money only counts if she is making it in the USA, right? 😉 Anyway, my point was that she is getting attacked for being a spoiled brat and parasite that doesn’t work for a living even though I’m sure she makes plenty of money from the show. ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/31 "2004-01-08T15:46:46Z")
Nutty Bunny - thanks for the link - THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! OMG! I can’t believe I read all 4 pages. Thanks again. Don’t Ask - is that you Phizer? ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/32 "2004-01-08T15:51:12Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by CheekyMonkey613_ > **Look at Diana’s sons (Harry and William). EVERYTHING is at their feet. EVERYTHING. But they act respectably and do their best not to shame the family** A friend of a friend went to school with Prince Harry and apparently he _really_ knows how to party (incidentally, I’ve never met him, just heard stories). ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/33 "2004-01-08T16:44:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by drm \* > \*\*A friend of a friend went to school with Prince Harry and apparently he _really_ knows how to party (incidentally, I’ve never met him, just heard stories). \*\* . . . He’s going to grow up to be just like his Great-Auntie Margaret, you mark my words. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/34 "2004-01-08T17:04:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*. . . He’s going to grow up to be just like his Great-Auntie Margaret, you mark my words. \*\* He’s going to marry Snowden? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/35 "2004-01-08T17:37:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Governor Quinn \* > \*\*He’s going to marry Snowden? \*\* Wouldn’t be a bit surprised. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/36 "2004-01-08T17:45:37Z")
But then Prince Harry will start messing around with Roddy Llewellyn. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/37 "2004-01-08T17:51:39Z")
I don’t see any pictures of Prince Harry getting out of cars. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/38 "2004-01-08T19:16:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Any rant utilizing the word “jejune” is a winner in my book. \*\* Damn Paris Hilton! Jejune! Fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Sam\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_H)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/39 "2004-01-08T21:26:43Z")
The two of them are a great argument in favor of inheritance taxes. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/40 "2004-01-08T22:16:16Z")
Last night, when Nicole said that she prefers super skinny, very pale guys, did anyone else think of Michael Jackson? :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297.md?page=3)