# Fucking Paris Hilton, Her Asinine Sidekick and Me **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 7, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297 "2004-01-07T22:03:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/41 "2004-01-09T02:41:13Z")
nope. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/42 "2004-01-09T02:42:23Z")
Am I the only one who finds Nicole beauitful? ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/43 "2004-01-09T03:23:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElwoodCuse \* > \*\*In Chuck Palahniuk’s new book _Diary_, one of the characters says that family wealth usually lasts three generations–the first one to make it, the second to increase it, and the third one to spend it all, leaving the fourth generation to start everything over (makes more sense in the context of the whole book but I won’t spoil it). \*\* The old phrase is “[url=“[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/letter\_from\_america/1178345.stm](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/letter_from_america/1178345.stm)”]From shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations.” Used to hear my grandfather say that. ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/44 "2004-01-09T03:25:04Z")
I hate coding: “[From shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in three generations.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/letter_from_america/1178345.stm)” ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/45 "2004-01-09T03:32:00Z")
There’s a cliche that goes something like: “It takes one generation to build a fortune, one generation to grow it and one generation to squander it” or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/46 "2004-01-09T03:34:02Z")
Or in other words: “What ElwoodCuse said” Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/47 "2004-01-09T03:59:42Z")
Yup. I think Nicole is DOG UGLY. Paris isn’t too bad. I prefer brunettes. But I can barely look at Nicole. PS, I’ve watched the show 2x. The one where they steal the birdhouse, and the county fair one. Or whatever it was. They make my head hurt. ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/48 "2004-01-09T08:57:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Am I the only one who finds Nicole beauitful? \*\* No, I have no doubt Nicole does too.😃 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/49 "2004-01-09T11:50:21Z")
Well, got this far into the thread. Might as well say I just don’t see how Paris is hot. Gimme a Maxim girl or my wife anyday. Maybe if she was the maid at the Hilton I stay at…nah, she just isn’t pretty ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/50 "2004-01-09T14:36:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*I know it’s staged, but did anyone else see Nicole splashing bleach on the pool table because she couldn’t find her purse? > \*\* No. What brought that on? She just decided to wreck something out of frustration? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/51 "2004-01-09T15:16:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \* > \*\*No. What brought that on? She just decided to wreck something out of frustration? \*\* [Fight Club]I wanted to destroy something beautiful[/FC] ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/52 "2004-01-09T15:54:37Z")
Hard to tell with all that editing and slanting, but it seems that she was frustrated with everybody in the bar and wanted to destroy something they’d enjoyed. Really stupid and if it was real bleach, pretty damn dangerous for everybody’s eyes. Just snap a pool cue across your knee like the rest of us, sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Riddick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@Riddick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riddick)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/53 "2004-01-09T16:38:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mehitabel \* > \*\* Just snap a pool cue across your knee like the rest of us, sheesh. \*\* She should have snapped a pool cue across her face. I think it would have done wonders for her. It couldn’t have possibly make looking at her any worse. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/54 "2004-01-09T17:04:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > **Nicole Richie was adopted by Lionel Richie and his wife Brenda Harvey. The adoption was finalized when she was 9.** Wife passing a record store in the early 80s: “Who’s this Lionel Ritchie guy?” Me: “Only the biggest singer in the business.” Wife: “Oh. He asked me out once.” Thank goodness Nicole is adopted! Wife met dad before he was famous and I assume it was probably a feeble attempt to fill out the crowd at one of his concerts, but I’ll let Wifey live in her dream world. She fears that had she gone and had things proceeded from there SHE might be that cow’s mom. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2004, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/55 "2004-01-09T18:36:39Z")
Originally posted by Rilchiam “No. What brought that on? She just decided to wreck something out of frustration?” Nicole’s purse was apparently missing or stolen - she was screaming at everyone “Where’s my purse” “Do you have my purse” and then accused “Someone stole it”. So she went on her little spoiled-ugly-girl hissy-fit, grabbed the jug of supposed bleach (Paris said “No, Nicole that’s bleach” so we’ll assume it was some sort of substance she didn’t recognize or could read the actual label, who knows) and flung the liquid onto the pool table. Witch that she is! OY! My SO/ExBF (whatever we’re calling it at the moment), said that the television show will probably have to pay to reimburse the bar for that little stunt, if necessary. I think that Nicole should have to pay for it herself. Maybe teach her about “responsibility for your actions”, which it appears up to now she has not learned (and may never…especially after going through legal matters about her heroine problem). What a mess that girl is. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/56 "2004-01-10T01:19:40Z")
Ye gods. Thanks for the reply. [sub]Now I have to wonder why there was a bottle of bleach in a bar…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![furlibusea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@furlibusea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furlibusea)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/57 "2004-01-10T02:04:41Z")
Now I have to wonder why there was a bottle of bleach in a bar… most bars and restaurants have to have bleach on hand as disinfectant to wipe the tables down. I don’t watch the show so I have no idea why the bottle would be away from the sinks though. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/58 "2004-01-10T02:08:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OneYogini \* > \*\* (Paris said “No, Nicole that’s bleach” so we’ll assume it was some sort of substance she didn’t recognize \*\* Paris knows thats what they put on her hair! 🙂 Anyone think the guy bought the my-cat-died-so-I’m-crying routine? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/59 "2004-01-10T02:38:43Z")
Probably the bleach was contrived, too. It’s all planned. How old were those guys they were hanging out with? The one they called “Chops” was seriously ugly, I thought. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297/60 "2004-01-10T02:43:26Z")
The guys were 18 and the girls were 22. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I guess. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-paris-hilton-her-asinine-sidekick-and-me/223297.md?page=4)