# Fucking roomates... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 13, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-roomates/218793 "2003-12-13T17:52:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_yellow_kingswood)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-roomates/218793/41 "2003-12-16T11:47:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bubba jr \* > \*\* > I came home one day, and the TV was blaring porn, the coffee table was knocked over, he was passed out on the floor wearing a snow suit(in the summer/he was wearing shorts an hour earlier) he had pissed himself and there was a bottle of HOT COCK lotion on the sink in the bathrooom. I just left and got drunk. > \*\* Here’s what you do in this situation: Get 2 pairs of industrial strength rubber gloves, a welding mask and a lead X-ray technicians gown and put them all on (one pair of the gloves inside the other). Open the bottle using pliers and tongs. Get some tobasco sauce, ground chilli and superglue. Insert all into now open bottle of HOT COCK. Close bottle and shake. Burn the gloves, mask, lead gown, tongs and pliers. Rub yourself with disinfectent. Go to pub and get drunk. Money back guarantee that will cure his of this habit. ---
**Author:** ![Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/71c47a/32.png) [@Sat\_on\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sat_on_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-roomates/218793/42 "2003-12-16T15:05:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jukaal \* > \*\*Sorry, don’t mean to laugh at your misfortune but that was so hilarious, I was literally laughing outloud. Particularly the snowsuit thing, hahahahah \*\* I was CRYING I was laughing so hard… ---
**Author:** ![spectrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@spectrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spectrum)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-roomates/218793/43 "2003-12-16T18:05:52Z")
You know, next time he’s around, I need to give my college roommate a big hug. Worst thing he ever did was annoy me by not being particularly talkative. Turns out he’s the best roommate ever! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-roomates/218793/44 "2003-12-16T18:41:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jukaal \* > **Not perfect, no one is. But for the love of god I didn’t steal money from their wallets or their waffles from the toaster. Today after class 3 sodas and 2 peices of pizza we’re missing. The mini-fridge is in my room… great, that means he wanders around my room taking whatever he pleases.** This guy definitely calls for the laxative stunt. Pull the stunt on him, as soon as you want, and come back here to let us know how it went! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-roomates/218793.md?page=2)