# Fucking Saudis

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 31, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963 "2011-07-31T22:04:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/1 "2011-07-31T22:04:05Z")

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Why do we pretend that Saudi Arabia isn’t the worst country in the world? Sure, there are some poor countries in Africa and Asia that are pretty bad, but they don’t have the resources that Saudi Arabia does. There really is no excuse to be such a moral sewer when you have the potential they do.

[Latest](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43960853/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/): shopkeepers resist hiring women to sell lingerie to other women. You can’t vote, drive a car, or travel without a man’s permission (for a widow that might be her own son). If you are raped you could be stoned for adultery, and as a final act of indignity you have to buy your undies from a man.

We should deny all student and travel visas and cut business ties until they decide to join the 19th century, never mind the 21st.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/2 "2011-07-31T22:11:42Z")

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Saudis fuck with their undies on? Figures!

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**Author:** ![Carnacki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Carnacki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnacki)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/3 "2011-07-31T22:12:40Z")

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I find this hysterical… looks like the regulation requires ALL male clerks of lingerie stores to be replaced by female. So women can’t vote, can’t drive a car, might get stoned for adultery… but it’s against the law for men to work in lingerie stores, so it’s almost equal. Other than the fact the law is apparently not being enforced, having been enacted in 2004…

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**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/4 "2011-08-01T00:39:46Z")

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I agree with the OP. Saudi Arabia is one fucked-up place. I’d rather go to Somalia or Afghanistan before Saudi Arabia. (Well, maybe if I could dress up like a man I wouldn’t.)

My perception of the place come from the book “Princess: A true story of life behind the veil in Saudi Arabia.” Yes, I know. Don’t believe everything you read. But even if only a fraction of the things in that account are true, I still don’t want to go there.

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**Author:** ![code\_grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@code\_grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/code_grey)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/5 "2011-08-01T01:49:01Z")

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why do you need personal contact with anybody at all to buy lingerie? Let’s say why can’t the employee be behind a wall, giving you products to play with through a “baby hatch” type of contraption?

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**Author:** ![Bosstrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Bosstrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstrain)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/6 "2011-08-01T01:53:34Z")

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Hey, saw this post just after watching this [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Mupoo1At8) on Youtube, it’s kinda related, well maybe more than kinda’. This video seriously needs to be spread around, so get to spreading, people need to know about this, and big time!

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/7 "2011-08-01T01:55:00Z")

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I wonder who sells them their cordless personal appliances?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/8 "2011-08-01T02:46:18Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I wonder who sells them their cordless personal appliances?

Those would be the Fucking Saudis, as mentioned in the thread title.

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**Author:** ![Plumbkrazy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plumbkrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumbkrazy)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/9 "2011-08-01T14:11:04Z")

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The Saudis get away with behaving like animals because they have oil, obviously. I hope I live long enough to see it run out, so their country can return to being the absolute shithole it was before the internal cumbustion engine came along.

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/10 "2011-08-01T14:16:55Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I wonder who sells them their cordless personal appliances?

Would that be mobile phones you’re referring to ?

Ah…I thought not.

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**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/11 "2011-08-01T15:16:17Z")

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> [@Lust4Life](#):
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> Would that be mobile phones you’re referring to ?
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> Ah…I thought not.

Set to vibrate

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/12 "2011-08-01T15:20:58Z")

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> [@sh1bu1](#):
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> Set to vibrate

You havent lived till you’ve orgasmed to the vibrational equivalent of “yakity saks”. And the 1812 Overture aint bad either.

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**Author:** ![fumster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9c0ed/32.png) [@fumster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fumster)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/13 "2011-08-01T15:51:56Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> You havent lived till you’ve orgasmed to the vibrational equivalent of “yakity saks”.

Is that related to Beethoven’s Saks 5th Symphony?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/14 "2011-08-01T17:52:40Z")

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> [@Bosstrain](#):
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> Hey, saw this post just after watching this [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Mupoo1At8) on Youtube, it’s kinda related, well maybe more than kinda’. This video seriously needs to be spread around, so get to spreading, people need to know about this, and big time!

I don’t see how that’s related to Saudis being massive assholes at all. It’s about the UN being against Israel, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/15 "2011-08-01T18:22:53Z")

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I’m eagerly awaiting the arrival of controlled fusion.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/16 "2011-08-01T18:28:52Z")

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> [@sh1bu1](#):
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> We should … cut business ties until they decide to join the 19th century, never mind the 21st.

Yeah.

About that…

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/17 "2011-08-01T19:01:20Z")

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> [@sh1bu1](#):
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> Set to vibrate

Yes, pleasure mode.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/18 "2011-08-01T19:12:28Z")

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> [@sh1bu1](#):
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> Why do we pretend that Saudi Arabia isn’t the worst country in the world?

Because Afghanistan probably is:

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> HERAT, Afghanistan — The two teenagers met inside an ice cream factory through darting glances before roll call, murmured hellos as supervisors looked away and, finally, a phone number folded up and tossed discreetly onto the workroom floor.
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> This month, a group of men spotted the couple riding together in a car, yanked them into the road and began to interrogate the boy and girl. Why were they together? What right had they? An angry crowd of 300 surged around them, calling them adulterers and demanding that they be stoned to death or hanged.
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> When security forces swooped in and rescued the couple, the mob’s anger exploded. They overwhelmed the local police, set fire to cars and stormed a police station six miles from the center of Herat…
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> The riot, which lasted for hours, ended with one man dead, a police station charred and the two teenagers, Halima Mohammedi and her boyfriend, Rafi Mohammed, confined to juvenile prison.
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> Ms. Mohammedi’s uncle visited her in jail to say she had shamed the family, and promised that they would kill her once she was released. Her father, an illiterate laborer who works in Iran, sorrowfully concurred. He cried during two visits to the jail, saying almost nothing to his daughter. Blood, he said, was perhaps the only way out.
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> “What we would ask is that the government should kill both of them,” said the father, Kher Mohammed.
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> SOURCE: [http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/31/world/asia/31herat.html?scp=1&sq=Afghanistan%20couple&st=cse](http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/31/world/asia/31herat.html?scp=1&sq=Afghanistan%20couple&st=cse)

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**Author:** ![Bosstrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Bosstrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstrain)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/19 "2011-08-01T19:44:25Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I don’t see how that’s related to Saudis being massive assholes at all. It’s about the UN being against Israel, isn’t it?

…and the Arab countries being behind it, yes…that makes them GIANT assholes. 😃

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-saudis/590963/20 "2011-08-02T06:29:11Z")

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> [@Plumbkrazy](#):
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> The Saudis get away with behaving like animals because they have oil, obviously.

I thought it was the snappy uniforms.

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