# Fucking Stupid Democrat Fraudulent Voters

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 21, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-stupid-democrat-fraudulent-voters/650986 "2013-02-21T17:15:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-stupid-democrat-fraudulent-voters/650986/40 "2013-02-24T14:52:39Z")

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**Bricker** ’s been babbling about voter ID for many years, I see. Now, with no imminent election available to steal, he pretends that he’s concerned with fair elections! But the nasty and purely partisan aspect of his position becomes clear in a few old posts.

Searching through Bricker’s hypocrisy makes me want to puke, so I’ll just show a random pair of Google’s top hits:

> [@I Pit the ID-demanding GOP vote-suppressors (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-the-id-demanding-gop-vote-suppressors-part-1/624943/643):
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> … Despite having told the voters that you regard them as simpletons, foolish sheep that must be led to the correct decisions, lest their unfortunate ovine nature lead them astray, despite assuring them that you have their best little sheepy interests at heart, they continue to favor Voter ID. They continue to want elections wherein only legal voters vote! This is what burns you, infuriates you, scalds you to your very core: that the fucking idiots voters won’t listen to you, liberal progressives with their best interests at heart. You rail at me, call me names, but that’s only misdirected anger. You can’t stand seeing the sheep have a mind of their own, can you?
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> C’mon. Tell the truth, just once. You’ll feel better for it, I promise. You want those illegal votes. You NEED those illegal votes, And you can’t stand that the people favor taking them away from you. Admit it. Catharsis brings relief. You can do it.
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> Do it for Zell, baby. Do it for Zell.

Almost everyone with a clue sees the present American political scene as a duel between the merely mediocre and a coalition of lunatics, idiots, and assholes. Bricker has nothing bad to say about Karl Rove, Sheriff Arpaio, or his other role models, yet posts crap like the above. What an asshole.

> [@Republicans set to challenge Ohio voters](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/republicans-set-to-challenge-ohio-voters/272557/34):
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> Seems to me you’re saying the poor and the dark-skinned are more stupid and/or easily distracted, if you believe these tactics will work on them.

Would you read a history book, for heaven’s sakes? I suppose you think the anti-Negro literacy tests in the South were impartially administered and Negroes failed due to their ignorance.

It’s fucking racist assholes like your idols who administer voter-suppression tactics. In other posts you applaud their methods, and say, in as many words, Fuck the other side if it doesn’t try to counter-attack with similar slime. (And when it’s pointed out that the Demos can’t counterattack in many cases because state governments are run by racists, you reply "Natter natter natter … I guess the voters have spoken! 😛 " )

> [@Bricker](#):
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> I came up with the fingerprint idea months ago. I completely favor it.

Completely? 100% ? Whatever the cost? What if it cost $1,000,000,000 per finger? What if the dye contains strychnine? What if you stopped hijacking threads with your pretentious and purposeless hyper-literalism?

> [@Bricker](#):
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> I am not aware of any cases of church pastors checking to make sure their parishioners voted right.

This is an example of your hypocritic hyper-literalism. Not only is the comment useless – you’ve demonstrated time and time again that your attention to news is selective; you ignore information that doesn’t fit your prejudices, so “not being aware” of the facts is your _modus operandi_ – but it ignores shit like recent _excommunications_ (!!) for voting Democrat:

> [@](#):
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> One of the local women who got excommunicated said on TV that it was like a cult. Another man who got excommunicated said that the rest of the congregation stood up and applauded as the Democrats were told to leave.

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