# Fucking warmongering idiot ASSHOLE! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 7, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984 "2001-10-07T21:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/1 "2001-10-07T21:05:44Z")
I’m not even going to get into how I feel about these attacks. Anyone who’s read some of my pit posts can probably guess what my reaction is. No, this is for the specific fuck knuckle who just sucked away a minute of my life on the rdio. This whiz kid gets on the fucking radio and says that the attacks are great because we are the best country in the world. And the reason we’re the best country in the world is because “we can worship any god we want, but in Afghanistan they all have to be Musli **N** s and worship Abba.” You fucking moron. You damned fucking warmongering piece of shit moron. If you’re going to cheer the fucking bombing, can you at least have the common fucking decency to figure out whose bombing it is you’re supporting and the actual name of the god they worship? ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/2 "2001-10-07T21:10:54Z")
Maybe he’s merely under the impression that people in Afghanistan are required to be made of cotton fabric and worship Swedish pop groups. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/3 "2001-10-07T21:10:54Z")
That said, anyone who worships Abba pretty much deserves what they get. ::d&r:: Seriously, sometimes it’s tough to have so many idiots agreeing with one’s general premise. I expect to have lots of moments like this as we prosecute this war. My condolences on your encounter with this idiot. At least it wasn’t in person. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/4 "2001-10-07T21:11:14Z")
Abba? They worship ABBA? Okay, that is just pathetic. Was this the DJ or just some schmuck? ---
**Author:** ![atypicalcarl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@atypicalcarl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atypicalcarl)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/5 "2001-10-07T21:12:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > **Seriously, sometimes it’s tough to have so many idiots agreeing with one’s general premise.** I agree. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/6 "2001-10-07T21:12:49Z")
A modern wing of Afghanistan citizens have begun worshipping Ace of Base. They face horrific persecution. ---
**Author:** ![Wabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wabbit)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/7 "2001-10-07T22:23:13Z")
You sure it was Ace of Bass? Seems to me I recall a pop phenom called Roxxette which actually had a stamp put out in their name. It’s a wonder Norway (or was it Sweden?) didn’t disband as a country in shame after that particular incident. Anyway, I can’t really fault a guy who wants to kill Abba worshippers… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/8 "2001-10-07T22:47:08Z")
In the ongoing struggle for accuracy, I’d just like to point out that “the God \*\* they \*\* worship” is precisely the same God that Jews and Christians worship. Back to your regularly scheduled rant. stoid ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/9 "2001-10-07T22:53:29Z")
Yes, but according to the guy on **Otto** ’s radio, God’s only prophet is Mohammed Ali. ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/10 "2001-10-07T23:40:30Z")
I’m not sure if any of the rest of you saw “Muriel’s Wedding” but Fernando, Dancing Queen, and Waterloo can change lives. Do not mock the power, Please tell me the DJ said something? ---
**Author:** ![saudade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@saudade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saudade)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/11 "2001-10-07T23:44:58Z")
You’re all wrong…its not the Swedish ABBA that is worshipped the world over, but Norwegian superstars \*\*Aha[/ b]. ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/12 "2001-10-07T23:46:12Z")
That’s like at the beginning of this shit the radio station i was listening to kept talking about nukes based on a tiny little thing some guy said about not ruling anything out. And how he shut up callers that said anything that had to do with excercising patience. Erek ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/13 "2001-10-07T23:46:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Snooooopy \* > \*\*A modern wing of Afghanistan citizens have begun worshipping Ace of Base. They face horrific persecution. \*\* These, of course, are a splinter group of Muslins, called the Percales. :rimshot: ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/14 "2001-10-08T00:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Otto \* > **Anyone who’s read some of my pit posts can probably guess what my reaction is.** As a matter of fact, I **have** followed your posts about this subject, and I believe I **do** know where you stand: on the wrong side of history. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/15 "2001-10-08T00:15:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bluesman \* > \*\* > As a matter of fact, I **have** followed your posts about this subject, and I believe I **do** know where you stand: on the wrong side of history. \*\* :rolleyes: Aren’t you profound. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/16 "2001-10-08T00:16:42Z")
Well, due to the fact that they are inhumanly attractive, I worship **The Abba Teens**. Look at [this picture](http://www.abba-teens.com/gallery_upsidedown/botc067.jpg) to see why. PS- Yes, there is actually a group called the Abba Teens. I didn’t know that you could start a band that has already existed, I mean, wow. LC ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/17 "2001-10-08T00:26:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucki Chaarms \* > \*\*Well, due to the fact that they are inhumanly attractive, I worship **The Abba Teens**. Look at [this picture](http://www.abba-teens.com/gallery_upsidedown/botc067.jpg) to see why. > > PS- Yes, there is actually a group called the Abba Teens. I didn’t know that you could start a band that has already existed, I mean, wow. > > LC \*\* I think you posted the wrong pic. I didn’t find any “wow” pics. Erek ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/18 "2001-10-08T00:27:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Was this the DJ or just some schmuck? \*\* And there’s usually a difference…? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/19 "2001-10-08T00:38:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Derleth \* > \*\*And there’s usually a difference…? \*\* Speaking as a former DJ, I must protest this state… Wait. My ex is a DJ. Nevermind. There is often little or no difference. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984/20 "2001-10-08T01:27:10Z")
The Afghans worship Abba? I thought the Taliban disapproved of gay icons. And what \*\* Bluesman\*\* said. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-warmongering-idiot-asshole/85984.md?page=2)