# Fucking Weather Gods **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 31, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-weather-gods/504913 "2009-07-31T20:58:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-weather-gods/504913/1 "2009-07-31T20:58:08Z")
Stop terrorizing my poor kitteh … I can deal with months of almost daily drizzle, I just don’t go outside unless I have to. I can deal with heavy rain, again I avoid going outside if I don’t need to. This thunder and lightening sucks. She is cowering under the blanked on my lap and I hear tiny little whimpers when the thunder is especially loud. OK, I lied, I am fucking tired of the daily drizzle and rain. We are something like 8 INCHES over the normal average for the MONTH. Send it to Fresno, they can USE the fucking rain. My back field is a freaking swamp, and my chickens are wet and miserable when they go outside to try to scratch for bugs. My driveway is under 6 inches of water, and mrAru tracks muck and sand in whenever he comes in from feeding the critters or from work. I cant even hang my comforter outside to air out.:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Onomatopoeia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/onomatopoeia/32/4145_2.png) [@Onomatopoeia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Onomatopoeia)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-weather-gods/504913/2 "2009-08-01T02:50:00Z")
I was beginning to think I was the only one becoming annoyed by this year’s weather. It’s rained almost every day since the start of Spring. I mean, what the heck? ETA - I’m in New Jersey. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-weather-gods/504913/3 "2009-08-01T02:51:54Z")
> [@aruvqan](#): > > She is cowering under the blanked on my lap and I hear tiny little whimpers when the thunder is especially loud. What a fucking pussy. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-weather-gods/504913/4 "2009-08-01T02:53:26Z")
I’m in Michigan where we’re a good ten to fifteen degrees below average temps. I think we’ve had one day of eighty and the rest anywhere from sixty to seventy degrees. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-weather-gods/504913/5 "2009-08-01T05:23:45Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > What a fucking pussy. More posts like that and I might take you up on that Chidope idea. (thinking) Nah. I prefer enjoying my evenings. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fucking-weather-gods/504913/6 "2009-08-01T05:32:14Z")
As for the weather, you Jews, Christians, and Muslims chose to worship a Storm God. Yeah, most of you live outside His sphere of influence, but He must have friends, and now is when you sacrifice the fatted calf to ask that He talks to His bros and straighten out this crazy weather. And invite me to the ceremony. it won’t work, but there’s nothing like fattened calf!