# Fuckwit with nappy/diaper **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 3, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666 "2003-08-03T03:05:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![labmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@labmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/21 "2003-08-04T12:04:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mhendo \* > \*\*Yeah, i know what you mean. > > I have to piss at least three times a day, and it has become so routine that i now just whip out the one-eyed trouser snake and take a leak wherever i happen to be standing. :rolleyes: > > Sorry, keep your brat’s shitty daipers where they belong. \*\* Ouch, that wasn’t a condonment of some parents behavior, but if you would like to dance let me say :rolleyes: right back at ya tough guy…just because I was trying explain why **some peolple** might do it dosen’t mean I was holding it up as s standard for all to follow. ---
**Author:** ![labmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@labmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/22 "2003-08-04T14:05:44Z")
On second thought, and since this is the pit, **mhendo** why should I try to be reasonable with an obvious fuckwit such as yourself. My Brat? What are you going to do next call me a breeder? Wah,wah wah, whiney little bitch. Go fuck yourself. Punk ---
**Author:** ![easy\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/23 "2003-08-04T14:41:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*I hear you. At my hospital, where intelligent, presemably professional work there is a sign in an employee only bathroom that says “Please do not block toilet with paper towels”. What kind of freaking idiots do these things? Baffling. \*\* The only reason I can think is if they don’t keep the toilet paper stocked up. Then people resort to the nearest paper type of stuff to use. ---
**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/24 "2003-08-04T14:48:21Z")
**Lsura** , you need to meet my partner, Bebe. Last summer, 98 degrees, we pulled into the parking lot at the mall. Sat a minute talking. Car pulled in next to us, woman changed baby’s dirty diaper, tossed it under our car. Then whole family, parents & three kids, went into the mall. Bebe looked at their car, noticed the woman had left the window down a couple of inches because of the heat. She got out of our car, fished the diaper out with a long screwdriver, and stuffed it through the window of the offender’s car. I wanted to lurk & see the reaction when the family returned, but Bebe hates to shop & wanted to get it over with, so we can only imagine. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/25 "2003-08-04T16:13:25Z")
**summerbreeze** , your partner is my hero. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/26 "2003-08-04T16:37:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by labmonkey \* > \*\*Ouch, that wasn’t a condonment of some parents behavior, but if you would like to dance let me say :rolleyes: right back at ya tough guy…just because I was trying explain why **some peolple** might do it dosen’t mean I was holding it up as s standard for all to follow. \*\* And i was just trying to explain that, just because a particular practice is performed regularly, does not mean that it should necessarily be performed in public places where people are likely to take umbrage. When i said “your,” i was referring not specifically to you, but to anyone who feels the need to subject the general public to the sight and smell of shitty daipers. But hey, if you’re taking offence, then maybe this does apply to you. > [@](#): > > On second thought, and since this is the pit, mhendo why should I try to be reasonable with an obvious fuckwit such as yourself. My Brat? What are you going to do next call me a breeder? Wah,wah wah, whiney little bitch. Go fuck yourself. Punk You’re a bit new here, so maybe some advice is in order. Just because this is the Pit, you are not obliged to demonstrate your idiocy _every_ time you post. The fact that you’re a moron will become evident even if you confine yourself to one asinine post out of every three or four. Stupid breeder. There, happy now? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/27 "2003-08-04T16:54:43Z")
{Heavy sigh}Children, just because it’s the Pit doesn’t mean you have to be obtuse and irascible. (I’m talking to both of you! And don’t stick out your tongue - I can see you back there!) ---
**Author:** ![summerbreeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@summerbreeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/summerbreeze)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/28 "2003-08-04T17:13:04Z")
She’s mine, too, **Amanita** , and you HAVE follow her example if you ever witness the same foul deed! Baton Rouge summer + closed car in the sun + dirty diaper = WMD ---
**Author:** ![labmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@labmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/29 "2003-08-04T17:27:54Z")
Alright, I’ll try to make the asinine posts more on the order of every 5 or 6, you happy now? If you read my first post I am in complete **agreement** with our Tasmanian Wolf friend from down under. _all contrite_ Call me whatever you like, I just took the brat comment a bit hard I guess about my daughter a bit hard I guess… ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/30 "2003-08-05T00:23:20Z")
yep **margin** in the pool! Needless to say as soon as management were told they closed it down and cleaned it out. - :: looks at watch :: \* So the plane should be in by now. Wonder who’s getting some action 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/31 "2003-08-05T00:44:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amanita \* > \*\ ***summerbreeze** , your partner is my hero. \*\* I agree. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![labmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f19dbf/32.png) [@labmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/32 "2003-08-05T02:31:15Z")
[. The fact that you’re a moron will become evident even if you confine yourself to one asinine post out of every three or four. Stupid breeder. There, happy now? \*\* [/QUOTE] OOOOOH, I am in awe and feel so emasculated by your superior intellect…is that your fucking advice? How long did it take you to come up with that one? Is that your MO, hang around the pit and take potshots at newbies’ lame attempts at humor? Wow, you’re so hip I’m floored. I was gonna let it slide, but naw, you seem to want to escalate, so let’s do shall we? Or do you not have the time? I heard there’s a shipment of trans-genic corn coming into Baltimore that needs a good protestin’ or maybe a good old fashioned Bush bashin’ in GD. You have a nice day now, champ. I’m done with your weak ass. ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/33 "2003-08-05T03:00:57Z")
Chill people!!! 🆒 Remember **Thylacine** should by now have had sex at Tullamarine airport and be basking in a post coital glow so lets not spoil the buzz. 😃 Actually speaking of post coital glow I wonder if MIL could baby sit tonight. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/34 "2003-08-05T06:02:40Z")
Oooooh…she’s not back online yet, so you might be right **Leechy**. It’s either a post-sex glow, or the security guards busted them. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/35 "2003-08-05T06:59:50Z")
Thank-god Leechboy no longer works security at Tulla, although his stint as a security guard in a backpackers hostel has made him pretty much immune to that sort of stuff but still… Kinda sounds like the start of an off colour joke - there were two dykes and a security guard. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/36 "2003-08-05T07:15:25Z")
😛 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666/37 "2003-08-05T07:51:30Z")
**summerbreeze** , **Audrey Levins** posted a similar story about an old teacher of Mr. Levins’, who took a similar vigilante action in a parking-lot: I guess the window was rolled all the way up though, because he had to content himself with distributing the diaper’s contents over the windshield. (This after getting nothing beyond some nasty words in reply to a suggestion that the offender dispose of the diaper in an appropriate way, IIRC.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fuckwit-with-nappy-diaper/192666.md?page=1)