# Full-time job? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 1999, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904 "1999-10-12T18:37:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/41 "1999-10-19T11:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > …I sometimes do some part time work as Flangor, the god of gastrointenstinal ailments. Too bad I didn’t know this Saturday night as I was hugging the porcelain…or perhaps I should have been praying to the god of self-inflicted alchoholic poisonings? Anyone know who that is? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 1999, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/42 "1999-10-20T02:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > A suitable resume would be anything that has your name, your desired position and why you wuold be good at being that diety in 200 words or less…preferably less(those elders have poor eyesight) Okay, here we go. Name: Kat Desired position: Cat Goddess Why I would be a good Cat Goddess: Because the cats say so. ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/43 "1999-10-21T03:20:00Z")
Kat, the elders have approved. You’re now the Cat Goddess! so sit back, relax and wait for the joys of being a diety to come forth in a plentiful bounty! oh yeah, almost forgot, you need to recite the deity slogan before you may begin… now say this aloud 3 times while trying to bite your right ear… I we Todd did. I sofa king we Todd did. (hehe, just a little hazing all the new gods go through) * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/44 "1999-10-21T03:45:00Z")
Does that mean she has to change her user name and stuff? * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/45 "1999-10-21T20:08:00Z")
Maybe, its not necessary, but if you do decide to go that way Kat, I suggest Imthecatgoddessmew. Or just keep Kat and add in your sig, “That’s Ms. Cat Goddess to you!” you know, something spiffy like that! * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 1999, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/46 "1999-10-21T20:26:00Z")
How 'bout, “Aren’t I just the cat’s ass”? * * * “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - _Humphrey Bogart_ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 1999, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/47 "1999-10-22T04:01:00Z")
How’s this? I don’t think it’s quite right yet, but I haven’t been able to figure out what’s missing yet. * * * Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/48 "1999-10-23T03:28:00Z")
Do my remarks about Imthecowgodmoo qualify me as a heretic; or a full fledged demon? Input from Satan on this? * * * YO-HO, ME HEARTIES! ALL HANDS ON DECK FOR THE MUSICAL BATTLE AT SEA! ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 1999, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/49 "1999-10-23T04:02:00Z")
I didn’t realize it was so easy! Name: Catrandom Desired Position: Elephant Goddess Why: Because I think elephants are really cool, even though I’ve never actually met one personally. I’d be very polite if I met one, and would certainly do something to make circus work more dignified (no more tutus!) I’d even be willing, if you say it’s necessary, to change my username. Elephantrandom ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/50 "1999-10-25T22:22:00Z")
Catrandom: Welcome to the world of diety! I have been given the nod from the head elder dude to appoint you to be the Elephant Goddess! Now wasn’t that easy? If you want to change your username, go ahead, it isn’t necessary, but adds to the mystique of being a god. Good luck with your new schtick! * * * “I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”-- Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) `\/-------\ `| |-----| | …c.c…c.c… ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/51 "1999-10-25T22:38:00Z")
(Sniff) I’m so happy … Catrandom Official Elephant Goddess as of 10/25/99 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/52 "1999-10-26T01:41:00Z")
Oh, btw, if anyone wishes to inform the world-at-large of their godhood/goddesshood, you can [sign up here](http://members.esslink.com/~frenchy/). (I got this link from Casey, the Goddess of…lessee…_checks_ Dr. Pepper (or anything caffeinated for that matter), Enthropy, pixie stix, all things swank, overly curly hair, tie-dye and goth children the world over.) * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 1999, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904/53 "1999-10-26T02:31:00Z")
PunditLisa: maybe you can address that to Bacchus, but don’t count on an answer-- he’s pretty occupied. Kat: Does this mean I can summon you up when in the wee hours I hear that spine-curdling gggghhheeeeyyyaaaacccchhhh sound my kitties make??? Are they worshipping? Catrandom: Ganesh is the Hindu elephant God, and a mighty swell one… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/full-time-job/9904.md?page=2)