# Fun car game (not for the kiddies) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451 "2004-07-04T04:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/1 "2004-07-04T04:17:24Z")
Tonight my daughter told me about a fun car name word game. Just put the word Anal in front of the name of the next car you see. For example, I drive an Anal Cavalier. We were stopped at a light behind an Anal Hummer. Then there’s the Anal Probe, The Anal Focus, the Anal Beetle… So what are you driving? ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/2 "2004-07-04T04:27:36Z")
Well, I’m driving an Anal Camry, which, frankly, isn’t very interesting. But my neighbour has an Anal Voyager. And there’s a guy down the street with an Anal Axxess… ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/3 "2004-07-04T04:32:04Z")
Hmmm… I drive an Anal DeVille, sounds like a new Disney villain, doesn’t it? But my wife drives an Anal Tracer… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![mdf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dbc845/32.png) [@mdf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mdf)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/4 "2004-07-04T04:32:50Z")
Anal 3 ??? -mdf ---
**Author:** ![SpasmicChaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@SpasmicChaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpasmicChaos)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/5 "2004-07-04T04:48:54Z")
Currently, I have an Anal Silverado. Nothing too funny about that I guess. My first car, however, was an Anal Celebrity. ---
**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/6 "2004-07-04T04:50:51Z")
I drive the Anal DeVille, and thanks to Rico now I’m humming that darn disney song with a slight lyric change… Mrs Geek drives the Anal Camry. I agree. It’s not very interesting. However, when we all want to we can pile into the Anal Caravan :eek: My truck, of course, is the Anal Hardbody. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/7 "2004-07-04T04:57:27Z")
I agree that my Anal Camry is not that interesting. My wife’s Anal Civic has possibilities, though (imagine a road full of Anal Civics!) But I think it’s my motorcycle that has the real McCoy: The _Anal Nighthawk!_ Be Afraid! ---
**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/8 "2004-07-04T05:09:31Z")
I guess I drive the Anal Ranger. I’ve got a black eye mask, and a single rubber glove :eek: Hi-ho Silver, away! ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/9 "2004-07-04T05:31:02Z")
I drive an Anal Mystique. Now I’m thinking dirty thoughts about now single 😃 Rebecca Romijn. 😉 Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/10 "2004-07-04T06:14:56Z")
Oh my. We have an Anal Escape. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/11 "2004-07-04T06:17:49Z")
My Anal Grand Prix sounds exciting. Uncomfortable, but exciting. My first car would have been an Anal Tempo. I’m not too sure what to make of that, ---
**Author:** ![AvadaK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@AvadaK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AvadaK)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/12 "2004-07-04T06:43:46Z")
This means my father drives an Anal Ram. :eek: Did I really say that? ---
**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/13 "2004-07-04T06:51:29Z")
My dad drives an Anal Tundra. My mother has the Anal Pilot. :eek: My aunt, though, has the Anal Highlander, laddee. -Lil ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/14 "2004-07-04T06:57:40Z")
So does anybody here drive an Anal Probe? I drive an Anal Miata, which sounds like some sort of alternative douche. ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/15 "2004-07-04T07:02:46Z")
I drive an Anal Ram Charger. Oww. That sounds like it’s gonna hurt. Brace yourself, kids. My first car was an Anal 600. Sounds pretty high-tech. Not for the beginners. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/16 "2004-07-04T07:07:26Z")
So in the course of my life I’ve driven: Anal 323 Anal Festiva Anal Contour (ooh!) Anal Bronco II (ow!) Anal Mystique (hee!) Anal Focus Hmm, that’s a lot of cars. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/17 "2004-07-04T08:04:47Z")
> [@Nametag](#): > > I agree that my Anal Camry is not that interesting. My wife’s Anal Civic has possibilities, though (imagine a road full of Anal Civics!) But I think it’s my motorcycle that has the real McCoy: The _Anal Nighthawk!_ Be Afraid! Perhaps your Anal Nighthawk and my brother’s Anal Thunderbird could get together and be an unbeatable crime-fighting duo. You’d need a theme song, though. I’m thinking with lots of wah pedal. And should anyone need a date for the evening, I know several people with Anal Escorts. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/18 "2004-07-04T14:23:53Z")
I guess my current car (Anal Camaro) isn’t too interesting. But before that, I had an Anal Accord. Sounds like some sort of pornography treaty. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/19 "2004-07-04T14:47:05Z")
I’m currently driving an Anal Swift. Not super amusing from my point of view, but maybe I’m having a clueless day. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/20 "2004-07-04T16:36:31Z")
We’re having an Anal Fiesta! Our first guest will be the Anal Rambler, who came in on his Anal Charger. An Anal Hornet (ouch!) passed us on the way in. In the wildlife park, we saw an Anal Rabbit and an Anal Impala in the bush. We were surprised by an Anal Jetta. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=2)