# Fun car game (not for the kiddies) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451 "2004-07-04T04:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/41 "2004-07-05T03:58:22Z")
I drive an **Anal LeSabre,** which is the name of the next James Bond villain. But my first car was an **Anal Maverick!** Holy shades of James Garner! ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/42 "2004-07-05T04:00:38Z")
Anal Sonata. I want a CD of this. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/43 "2004-07-05T04:37:06Z")
My first car was an Anal Nova. And all the Preparation H in the world ain’t gonna fix one of those. I also used to have an Anal Wrangler and an Anal Rodeo. I guess the latter was a video starring the former. And I had an Anal Escort. They charge you extra for that option. ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/44 "2004-07-05T06:24:58Z")
My all-time favorite car is the _Anal Stingray_. Love those curves! :eek: 😃 Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/45 "2004-07-05T08:18:24Z")
Ahh, shame I’m not still driving my old **Anal Romeo**. I am thinking of getting an **Anal Mini** but it’ll be tight. ---
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/46 "2004-07-05T11:45:18Z")
My brother used to have an Anal Charger, also an Anal Challenger. Friend of mine had an Anal Pacer Sounds like the beginnings of an interesting theme party. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/47 "2004-07-05T11:53:54Z")
We drive an Anal Carisma, and I don’t _even_ wanna go there… ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/48 "2004-07-05T16:49:32Z")
All I’m saying is that I can shit in all colors of the rainbow. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![Arch\_Trout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9f8e36/32.png) [@Arch\_Trout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arch_Trout)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/49 "2004-07-05T17:01:20Z")
Anal Cooper. Asses, barrels…not really that funny. I need to buy a Ford Lubricant… ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/50 "2004-07-05T18:58:08Z")
Well, I’m driving an _Anal Integra_, sometimes known as the _Anal Acura_, both of which sound like a prescription your doctor would give you if you came to her with _Anal Nova_. :eek: A friend of mine drives an _Anal Beemer_, but her husband wants an _Anal Range Rover_, so there may be trouble in paradise. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/51 "2004-07-05T19:09:59Z")
Another Anal Cherokee here, soon to be replaced by an Anal Saturn ( maybe that should be Uranus). ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/52 "2004-07-05T19:19:22Z")
Gee, I forgot about the cars of yesteryear! Classics like the Anal Rabbit (quick like a bunny!), the Anal Dart (ouch!), and the stunning Anal … B210. OK, maybe that one isn’t so much stunning as stupefying. ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/53 "2004-07-05T19:28:08Z")
I’m driving an Anal Echo!!! Patty ---
**Author:** ![Rdshooze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9a140/32.png) [@Rdshooze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rdshooze)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/54 "2004-07-05T19:28:26Z")
I’ve got the Anal Benz. Apparently, this happens when you stay down too long. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/55 "2004-07-05T21:16:08Z")
My first car was an **Anal 5000**. Sounds like something that appears far larger than it should be, and runs on twelve ‘D’ cells. But actually, it was a piece of junk. I’m never buying another European butt sex toy. My next car was an **Anal Escort** which actually turned out to be quite the willing partner. Currently, I drive an **Anal Focus** which I guess is the result of driving all of these anally oriented vehicles all my life. ---
**Author:** ![Mielikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Mielikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mielikki)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/56 "2004-07-05T22:03:56Z")
This thread is hysterical! Another Anal Odyssey driver. I also ride an Anal Goldwing on weekends. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/57 "2004-07-05T22:14:27Z")
> [@Marvel](#): > > I’m driving an Anal Echo!!! > > Patty Don’t you mean an Anal Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mike1dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@mike1dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mike1dog)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/58 "2004-07-05T22:31:09Z")
How about the Anal Torpedo! The Anal Meteor. The Anal Cruiser. The Anal Willys, for those who are unnerved by the whole idea. And most of all The Anal Hummer! ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/59 "2004-07-05T23:29:08Z")
My husband wants an Anal Prowler. 😕 I’m holding out for the Anal Cayenne. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/60 "2004-07-05T23:33:48Z")
I’m driving an **Anal Accent** -What does an anal accent sound like anyway? I’m sure it adds firery sophistication to any conversation. Does it make the ladies swoon I wonder? My wife has an **Anal Volvo** … But she doesn’t like to talk about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=4)