# Fun car game (not for the kiddies) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451 "2004-07-04T04:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/61 "2004-07-05T23:38:12Z")
My husband has gone through a lot of cars. Some of them were: Anal Duster Anal Love Truck Anal Blazer Anal Cougar Anal Magnum Anal Mercury (be careful with those rectal thermometers). ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/62 "2004-07-06T00:45:23Z")
Oh, and I almost forgot, my wife currently loves her **Anal B2500** , which is more than half as large as my old **Anal 5000** , so it just doesn’t add up. But she really has her heart set on the **Anal Ranger**. With the **Anal SuperCrew** option. But I don’t think she can handle that much toy. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/63 "2004-07-06T00:48:57Z")
My partner makes extensive use of an **Anal Trajet** - fits 7 comfortably. Driving around today I’ve seen the following: **Anal Sunny** **Anal Charade** **Anal Starlet** **Anal Outback** **Anal Corona** **Anal Bluebird** and the eternal favourite **Anal Cedric** ---
**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/64 "2004-07-06T01:11:05Z")
Anal Outback over here… For when you want to go down under. ---
**Author:** ![Glassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ea666f/32.png) [@Glassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glassy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/65 "2004-07-06T01:11:08Z")
I bought a pretty cool wagon, and we call it an **Anal Woody**. Surf City, here we come! ---
**Author:** ![earthpuppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8c91f0/32.png) [@earthpuppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/earthpuppy)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/66 "2004-07-06T01:33:01Z")
I drive an Anal BM…W! but with the black interior, maybe it won’t show. and it goes real fast…_skid marks_(tee hee!) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/67 "2004-07-06T02:10:12Z")
I saw an Anal Vigor today. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/68 "2004-07-06T02:23:49Z")
My friends drive an Anal Laser, Anal Beretta, and Anal Legacy. Me, i drive an Anal Bonneville and Anal Justy–nothing that exciting. ---
**Author:** ![Mythchief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Mythchief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mythchief)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/69 "2004-07-06T02:33:39Z")
I’m surprised no one has mentioned this one, but I drive an **Anal Samurai** (anyone have a good joke for this?), which is also sometimes refered to by family members as the **Anal Suzi**. (You can take her anywhere.) ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/70 "2004-07-06T02:43:38Z")
Well, I’m carless right now, but my mother has an Anal Outback (oh dear) & my father drives an Anal Corolla (eh). ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/71 "2004-07-06T04:13:14Z")
I’ve had the pleasure of an Anal Tempo, Anal Pulsar, Anal SC, Anal 300ZX (these letters and numbers don’t sound all that funny), Anal Bronco, Anal Firebird, and now an Anal RAV-4. The wife is the Anal Ranger. ---
**Author:** ![angelicate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@angelicate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/angelicate)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/72 "2004-07-06T04:21:43Z")
My car is an **Anal Protege**. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/73 "2004-07-06T04:52:30Z")
> [@UncleBill](#): > > Anal Bronco Yeeee-haw haw haw haw haw! ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/74 "2004-07-06T09:48:33Z")
I am particularly liking one of our old cars, my dad’s old **Anal Wildcat** Currently I have an **Anal Newport, Anal Road Runner,** and an **Anal Aurora** There’s a joke about the southern hemisphere hiding somewhere in that last one. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/75 "2004-07-06T11:36:22Z")
> [@Seven](#): > > My wife has an **Anal Volvo** … But she doesn’t like to talk about it. The English translation of **Volvo** is _I roll_ so **anal Volvo = anal I roll.** ---
**Author:** ![Jamlad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b77776/32.png) [@Jamlad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamlad)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/76 "2004-07-06T11:53:33Z")
My last car was an Anal Prelude…very pleasant. I now have an Anal Element. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/77 "2004-07-06T13:30:34Z")
Someone i went to school with drove the Anal Vue. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/78 "2004-07-06T13:59:24Z")
My neighbor has a 30 year old \*\*Anal Duster \*\*. I just saw a show about some guy that drives the **Anal Weiner-Mobile**. Many men aspire to own an **Anal Cobra, or and Anal Viper.** Ford is proud of their **Anal Lightning**. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/79 "2004-07-06T15:00:32Z")
Years ago you could have owned an **Anal Gremlin**. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/80 "2004-07-06T15:35:32Z")
I sold my **Anal Cabriolet** yesterday. I now own an **Anal Passat** , which (according to my friend) makes me a yuppie. My wife, on the other hand has an **Anal Blazer**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=5)