# Fun car game (not for the kiddies) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451 "2004-07-04T04:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/81 "2004-07-06T15:40:35Z")
I break like the wind in my **Anal Windstar**. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/82 "2004-07-06T15:54:26Z")
> [@](#): > > My wife, on the other hand has an Anal Blazer. We told her not to order the chili. ---
**Author:** ![Kakkerlak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bb73d2/32.png) [@Kakkerlak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kakkerlak)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/83 "2004-07-06T16:36:49Z")
I just finished rebuilding the ignition on my classic 1965 **Anal Mustang**. It has a positraction rear-end, too. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/84 "2004-07-06T17:59:56Z")
I currently drive an **Anal 240** and an **Anal Econoline.** Out of respect for this thread, if I win the lottery, I shall replace them with an \*_Anal Hummer._ ---
**Author:** ![MakiMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@MakiMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MakiMonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/85 "2004-07-06T18:37:58Z")
Currently I drive the **Anal Camaro**. However it does have T-Tops to let the sun shine where previously it didn’t. My first car would be the **Anal New Yorker**. It was one of those cars that was constnatly telling me when my door was open, or i needed gas, or that kind of thing. 'Nuff said. But that means my RV is an **Anal Honey**. It’s definitely sweeter going in the back door of this thing than the front. ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/86 "2004-07-06T19:44:05Z")
Anal Trailblazer. Bwaahahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/87 "2004-07-06T20:07:15Z")
I drive the Anal LeSabre. My mom drives the Anal Focus. My stepfather drives the Anal Expedition. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/88 "2004-07-06T20:33:12Z")
I drive an **Anal Voyager** … a \*\*Grand \*\* Anal Voyager. And it’s brown. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/89 "2004-07-06T21:39:45Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > But my wife drives an Anal Tracer… Hey! ---
**Author:** ![Mirth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Mirth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/90 "2004-07-06T22:01:01Z")
My husband gave me an **Anal Beetle** for Christmas last year. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/91 "2004-07-06T22:46:37Z")
my **Anal Sentra** isn’t very amusing, but the husband’s **Anal Diablo** just sounds…_evil_ ---
**Author:** ![Rdshooze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e9a140/32.png) [@Rdshooze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rdshooze)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/92 "2004-07-06T23:39:11Z")
> [@that\_darn\_cat](#): > > Anal Outback over here… > > For when you want to go down under. Don’t forget to decompress or you’ll get my Anal Benz. ---
**Author:** ![PucksRaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecd19e/32.png) [@PucksRaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PucksRaven)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/93 "2004-07-07T00:09:25Z")
Well, since it’s the first new car I’ve ever owned, I’m very proud of my **Anal Liberty.** Must stop giggling. Boss will notice ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/94 "2004-07-07T00:20:23Z")
In college, I had an **Anal Beetle**. I’ve loosened up a lot since then, and got an **Anal Wrangler**. (Hee-yah! Yah, butt! Yah!) Now, I’ve got the completely boring **Anal Jetta**. But on the highway I keep seeing **Anal Kompressors**. Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![BobbySuezQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@BobbySuezQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobbySuezQ)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/95 "2004-07-07T02:37:29Z")
boy oh boy the dog is gonna hate me for this one … Anal Vette sitting outside as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/96 "2004-07-07T03:06:04Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Years ago you could have owned an **Anal Gremlin**. I almost did, but opted for an **Anal Kadette** instead. ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/97 "2004-07-07T03:07:30Z")
My first car was an **Anal Escort** , which I suppose is exactly what you’d want for your first…hmm, outing? Now I drive an **Anal Outback Sport** , which makes me feel like I do dirty things with a dingo… Or, I suppose if you incorporate a comma into that one, it comes across as some terrible porno version of _The Great Gatsby_! ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/98 "2004-07-07T07:39:25Z")
Is an **Anal Outback** a tautology? ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/99 "2004-07-07T14:32:48Z")
I currently drive an **Anal Pickup** But in my younger years, I have had… an **Anal Gremlin**. (would he leave quarters under your pillow after your first ‘experience’ in that way? an **Anal Impala**. and (just 'cuz I can’t resist) an **Anal Opel** (_hi Opel!_) ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/100 "2004-07-07T15:22:59Z")
I drive an **Anal Neon** , so at least it’s well-lit. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=6)