# Fun car game (not for the kiddies) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451 "2004-07-04T04:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/101 "2004-07-07T16:31:27Z")
**Anal Gremlin** sounds like a really bad porn flick (or band name). I don’t think **Anal Trooper** has been mentioned yet (a friend’s mom used to drive one). How about the **Anal Saturn**? (it has _rings_ around it!) Has anyone thought about motorcycles? **Anal Harley, Anal Susuki, Anal Yahama, Anal Suzuki…** And what about RVs? The **Anal Winnebago** comes to mind. FTR, I drive an **Anal Sentra** , not much can come out of that. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/102 "2004-07-07T16:38:48Z")
I have an Anal Protege 😛 And it’s only two years old! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/103 "2004-07-07T17:20:52Z")
How about an Anal Brat? You could ride in the back of one of those. Used to have seats and seatbelts right in the rear. Way back in 1922, you could buy an Anal Steamer, or an Anal Arrow, and by 1927 you could enjoy an Anal Phantom, if you had the money. Anal Commander from Studebaker - who could forget those. ---
**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/104 "2004-07-07T18:57:26Z")
I started out with the Anal Spirit. After that I was the proud owner of an Anal Citation. heh. ---
**Author:** ![Malachi43](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Malachi43](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malachi43)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/105 "2004-07-08T05:23:44Z")
A classic motorcycle enthusiast might own an **ANAL INDIAN** or even an **ANAL FATBOY** For the military types out there, we have an **ANAL PANZER** , an \*\*ANAL SHERMAN \*\* (who’s that lucky fellow?) and of course, Seigfried and Roy’s favourite…an **ANAL TIGER** ---
**Author:** ![moi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@moi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moi)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/106 "2004-07-10T00:28:35Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > Is an **Anal Outback** a tautology? Well, you know, those marketing types, they like to hit you over the head with something, drive home the point, all that… ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/107 "2004-07-13T22:51:57Z")
Damnit…see what happens when you go on vacation? Brilliant threads wind up passing you by. Good thing for Threadspotting. 🙂 Anyway, my contributions (I’ll apologize in advance if I wind up with any repeats): **Anal Vigor Anal Legend Anal Spider Anal Vantage Anal Avalanche Anal Celebrity Anal Citation Anal Express Anal Impala Anal Venture Anal Conquest Anal Rampage Anal Diplomat Anal Raider Anal Sprinter Anal Vision Anal Escape Anal Storm Anal Tracker** And finally, my two favorites… **Anal Luv Anal Rendezvous** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Doubt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Peter\_Doubt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Doubt)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/108 "2004-07-16T19:58:00Z")
Had to let my son in on the game. Was giggling furtively while waiting behind an Anal Tribute at the bank. Prior to that I thought my wife was going to shoot coke out her nose at my mime accompaniment of a frightened skier looking to the hills on spotting an Anal Avalanche. \*lost track of this thread, so had to do a search. Sometime if you have a lot of time on your hands, search the forums for “anal”. This thread wasn’t even in the top ten. ---
**Author:** ![Severian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@Severian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Severian)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/109 "2004-07-17T03:25:40Z")
I don’t think anyone’s mentioned my mother’s car, the **Anal Intrigue**. I’m not sure how my dad feels about that one. A friend of mine had an **Anal Eclipse** , which I’ve heard you’re not supposed to look directly at. Today I also saw an **Anal Talon** , which could be really useful. ---
**Author:** ![Padmaraga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@Padmaraga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padmaraga)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/110 "2004-07-17T03:32:33Z")
> [@UncleBill](#): > > Anal SC, Anal 300ZX (these letters and numbers don’t sound all that funny) I quite agree - nothing too amusing about Anal 3.2CL-Type S, nor Anal 350Z. We do have an Anal Montero, though. Sounds like a Mexican pop star or something… ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/111 "2004-07-17T04:24:20Z")
Wouldn’t you know, I finally get a thread to go over one page, and only because it contains the word anal! Ah, I love this place! We were behind an **Anal Vigor** tonight driven by a very elderly gentleman. So proud that our seniors keep themselves in such great shape! ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/112 "2004-07-17T14:32:31Z")
Brace yourselves… An Anal Javelin :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/113 "2004-07-17T14:36:21Z")
Poop! \*\*credit for that one should go to **danceswithcats** way back on page one. ---
**Author:** ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/114 "2004-07-17T14:43:19Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > Poop! > \*\*credit for that one should go to **danceswithcats** way back on page one. Don’t worry about it…we’re not that anal around here. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/115 "2004-07-18T17:03:44Z")
Heh, good one! ---
**Author:** ![aeropl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f05b48/32.png) [@aeropl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aeropl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/116 "2004-07-18T18:48:29Z")
I immediately thought of the Ford “Anal Excursion” when reading the OP. My suspicions were right, that is actually the name of a porno. After reading this thread, a road trip will never be the same. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/117 "2004-07-18T19:08:29Z")
Hmm. Anal monte carlo. Exotic? ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451/118 "2004-07-18T19:35:03Z")
Hmmm… we have an **Anal Liberty** & an **Anal Defender** I’m so confused right now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-car-game-not-for-the-kiddies/253451.md?page=5)