# Fun ensues - Possibly NSFW. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-ensues-possibly-nsfw/304629 "2005-05-19T20:12:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-ensues-possibly-nsfw/304629/1 "2005-05-19T20:12:28Z")
So, the husband is back to work, I finish up my housework early, I’ve already baked enough goods for an army, I sit down at my laptop… and I’m _bored_. What to do when bored? Google “penis ensues”! Fun for the whole family! I don’t click on all the links, but sometimes all I need for a pick-me-up is the few lines in the description. I get such interesting phrases, such as: _Logan’s penis awakens and does a double take on that one. Interest ensues_ _measure of tumescence in which the patient’s penis is placed in a sealed …_ - In a sealed what? :eek: \*Conversation shifts to penis size. Apparently, all men at table have taken a ruler … Uncomfortable silence ensues. I decide they are all filthy liars. \* _and of course hear about Penis Blogging Week_ - how did I miss that? And why doesn’t Google have an interesting picture for their design during _Penis Blogging Week_ so I would know these things? _the key to intellectual superiority was eating a penis & going to a ghetto. … Also, does the type of penis matter?_ - _blink_ \*He becomes she, she becomes he, marriage survives, riot ensues Penis-numbing condoms are major success Hubby refuses sex, wife bites him to death \* - this would be the best. news story. ever. - I let out the fact that on its spare time, my penis terrorizes Tokyo. … Uncomfortable silence ensues.\* _Jesus had a penis… Jesus only had a penis for he was born like all of us as a human being (as a man)…the guy needed … Wow the chaos that ensues_ \*penis envy In psychoanalytic theory, the wish for a penis that normally ensues in females \* - a penis normally ensues in females? _“Hilarity ensues”? Is that a comment on the size of his manhood? … a more traumatic experience than a man dropping his pants and showing me his penis_ - “Traumatic”?? I suppose. Many pages later: \*An average penis of length 13cm traveling at 99% the speed of light will… \* - Will what? And for heaven’s sake, _how_? _I stand next to the bed, and a quick mental debate ensues. … And my penis looks short and stubby. Like a shaved hamster in a pink polo-neck._ And then there was [this](http://paulkatcher.com/archives/000204.shtml), which, though fake, had me wiping tears away. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-ensues-possibly-nsfw/304629/2 "2005-05-19T20:39:54Z")
I love your penis ensues joke. I will never let you live it down, I hope you know. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-ensues-possibly-nsfw/304629/3 "2005-05-19T20:44:52Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > I love your penis ensues joke. I will never let you live it down, I hope you know. Hee! That’s fine. After the initial embarrassment and humiliation, I swallowed my pride and figured I’d just roll with it. In the end, it’s just fun. And it was, admittedly, pretty flattering to find that it was adopted as a Doperism, even though it was a mistake. We’d all love to be remembered for something more poignant, more intelligent, more witty, or clever. But the reality is, you get what you get. And for me, penis ensues. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-ensues-possibly-nsfw/304629/4 "2005-05-19T21:37:11Z")
See, I saw the title. And the fact that there were 2 replies. I was all ready to make a penis ensues joke. And the whole damn OP is a big penis ensues joke. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-ensues-possibly-nsfw/304629/5 "2005-05-19T21:38:40Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > See, I saw the title. And the fact that there were 2 replies. I was all ready to make a penis ensues joke. > > And the whole damn OP is a big penis ensues joke. When you saw that it was started by the “penis ensues” mistress, you should have turned away. 😛