# Fun facts about Jack Bauer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-facts-about-jack-bauer/340986>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 21, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-facts-about-jack-bauer/340986 "2006-01-21T15:05:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-facts-about-jack-bauer/340986/41 "2006-01-24T00:11:02Z")

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**kaylasdad99** , I believe you mean [baadasssss](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367790/).

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-facts-about-jack-bauer/340986/42 "2006-01-24T16:29:41Z")

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Jack Bauer once walked into a butcher shop and told the butcher that he wanted to purchase an entire cow. The butcher looks at him and says “You really want the whole cow?”

Bauer looks at him and says “Yes, I want the whole cow….NOW!!!”

So the butcher, still not sure that this guy knows what he really asking for says “Ok, a whole cow. You want the **Flank too**?” So Jack shot him.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-facts-about-jack-bauer/340986/43 "2006-01-25T01:17:34Z")

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Jack Bauer makes the baby Anti-Christ cry.

Thank goodness Jack was talked out of getting rid of porn on the internet.

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**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-facts-about-jack-bauer/340986/44 "2006-01-31T01:56:46Z")

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Jack Bauer once killed a friend during a plane trip.

His friend saw him and said “Hi Jack!”. Jack thought he was trying to take over the plane and immediatly shot him.

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