# Fun Friday: Write Your Own Candy Heart! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [February 12, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715 "2010-02-12T15:54:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/1 "2010-02-12T15:54:30Z")
Mr. Q. Ped has decided to do some re-writing of his candy heart collection. He’s currently accepting submissions - with each one he picks being worth $1 gazilliion. The rules are simple – the phrase can be no longer than 2 lines, 5 spaces on the first line, 4 spaces on the second. What would your award-winning entry be? (Mods: I just realized this should be in the game room thread - please feel free to move!) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/2 "2010-02-12T16:09:11Z")
Drop trou ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/3 "2010-02-12T16:10:35Z")
eat me ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/4 "2010-02-12T16:33:32Z")
got Val ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/5 "2010-02-12T16:34:56Z")
spank me ---
**Author:** ![Lurking\_Quahog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lurking_quahog/32/21274_2.png) [@Lurking\_Quahog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lurking_Quahog)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/6 "2010-02-12T16:35:00Z")
blue pill ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/7 "2010-02-12T16:36:44Z")
icnhz bj? ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/8 "2010-02-12T16:42:54Z")
It’s Blue ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/9 "2010-02-12T16:48:03Z")
shank you ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/10 "2010-02-12T16:51:10Z")
Hard4 you ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/11 "2010-02-12T17:06:20Z")
Swoon 4U ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/12 "2010-02-12T17:48:11Z")
hard. wet? ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/13 "2010-02-12T17:51:02Z")
lol, y’all are a horny bunch of devils. Where’s the romance people?? You guys always crack me up and make my world a fun place. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/14 "2010-02-12T17:58:32Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > lol, y’all are a horny bunch of devils. Where’s the romance people?? Hmm… MakeU Safe ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/15 "2010-02-12T18:21:46Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Hmm… > > MakeU > Safe Lol - in my world that translates to Tied Up4U ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/16 "2010-02-12T18:40:44Z")
I like the way you think. or… ILT WYT ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/17 "2010-02-12T19:48:55Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I like the way you think. > > or… > > ILT > WYT I keep reading that as ILT WYLT even though I understand what you are acronyming! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/18 "2010-02-12T21:03:32Z")
I like this. Will you like this? I suppose that’s romantic. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/19 "2010-02-13T02:50:05Z")
Big Hug Kiss Here Bite Me Bed NOW! The first are kind of sweet… the last two fit more with the rest of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-friday-write-your-own-candy-heart/528715/20 "2010-02-14T07:35:13Z")
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