# Fun meme thing - (Have you ever?) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2013, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586 "2013-04-13T09:52:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/1 "2013-04-13T09:52:45Z")
Someone posted this on another website and I thought it was fun. 1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No. 2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone specifically asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming… things are not exactly as they seem, context is everything. 3. It’s harder than it looks not to explain/justify some of these. btw I’ve copied it as is but some of these are perhaps a bit Americacentric _(to forstall debates I have no great problem with that)_ and others downright odd. So, have you: Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - No Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - No Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - Yes Played spin-the-bottle? - No Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - No Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - Yes Shaved your head? - Yes Blacked out from drinking? - Yes Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - Yes Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - No Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - No Been on TV? - No Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - No Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - No Donated Blood? - Yes Grabbed an electric fence? - Yes Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - No Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - Yes Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - No Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - No Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - No Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - No Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - No Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - No Gotten a tattoo? - No Locked your keys in the car? - No Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - Yes Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - No Been in a fist-fight? - Yes Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - Yes Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - Yes Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - Yes Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? Yes Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Yes Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - No Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - Yes Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - No Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - No Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No And there you have the mystery known as DH in a nutshell. 😉 ---
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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - Yes Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - No Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - Yes Sang karaoke? - Yes Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - No Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes Lied to avoid a ticket? - Yes Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - No Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - No Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - No Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - yes Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - Yes Donated Blood? - Yes Grabbed an electric fence? - Yes Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - No Still love someone you shouldn’t? - No Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - No Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - Yes Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - Yes Gotten a tattoo? - Yes Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - Yes Been skydiving? - Yes Kissed a member of the same sex? - Yes Been in a fist-fight? - Yes Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - No Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - No Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - Yes Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? Yes Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - No Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - No Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - Yes Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - Yes Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - No Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No My contribution. ---
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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - Yes Kissed someone you didn’t like? - No Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - Yes Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - Yes Fired somebody? - No Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - No Played spin-the-bottle? - No Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - No Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - Yes Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - No Been falling-down drunk? - No Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - No Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - No Caused someone to need stitches? - No Ridden a surfboard? - No Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - Yes Donated Blood? - Yes Grabbed an electric fence? - No Eaten alligator meat? - Yes Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? - No Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - Yes Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - No Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - No Fallen down in public? - No Been caught making out? - No Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - Yes Gotten a tattoo? - Yes Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - No Been to Europe? - Yes Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - No Been in a fist-fight? - Yes Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - No Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - Yes Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - Yes Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - No Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? Yes Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - No Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - No Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - Yes Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - No Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - No Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No ---
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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - No Slept in until 5 PM? - No Fallen asleep at work/school? - No Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - Yes Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - No Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - Yes Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes Skipped school? - No Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - Yes Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - No Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - Yes Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - No Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - Yes Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - Yes Marched/Protested? - Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - Yes Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - No Skinny-dipped? - Yes Caused someone to need stitches? - No Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - No Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes Passed out when not drinking? - Yes Peed on a bush? - No Donated Blood? - Yes Grabbed an electric fence? - No Eaten alligator meat? - Yes Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - Yes Written graffiti? - No Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - No Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - Yes Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - Yes Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - Yes Gotten seasick? - Yes Gotten a tattoo? - No Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - Yes Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - No Been in a fist-fight? - No Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - No Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - Yes Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - No Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? No Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Yes Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - Yes Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Yes Have you ever picked your nose in public? - No Have you ever hitchhiked? - Yes Have you ever been inside a police car? - No Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - Yes Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - Yes Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - Yes P.S. You’re right, many of those would require an explanation. P.P.S. I seem to lead such an uneventful life, compared to others around here. ---
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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - No, not on FB Been arrested? - Yes Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - Yes Experienced love at first sight? - Yes, but only until second sight Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - Yes Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - Yes Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - No (not knowingly) Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - Yes Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - No Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - Yes Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - No Been falling-down drunk? - Yes, but not actually falling down Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - Yes Marched/Protested? - Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - Yes, not exactly pets, but I had some Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - Yes Knitted? - No Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - Yes Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes Ridden a surfboard? - Yes Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - Yes Donated Blood? - Yes Grabbed an electric fence? - No Eaten alligator meat? - Yes Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No (well, define major) Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - Yes Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - No Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - Yes Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - No Gotten a tattoo? - No Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - Yes Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - No Been in a fist-fight? - Yes Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - ?? lots of ways this can be done Cheated on a test? - Yes Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - No Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - No, wanted to though Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - No Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - Yes Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? Yes Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Yes Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - No, nothing major Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - Yes Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - No Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? -No ---
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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - No Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - No Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - No Played spin-the-bottle? - No Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - Yes Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - Yes Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - Yes Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - Yes Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - No Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - No Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - Yes Taken by ambulance to hospital? - Yes Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - Yes Donated Blood? - Yes Grabbed an electric fence? - No Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - Yes Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - No Killed an animal when not hunting? - No Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - Yes Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - Yes Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - Yes Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - No Gotten a tattoo? - No Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - No Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - Yes Been in a fist-fight? - No Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - Yes Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - No Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - No Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? No Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Yes Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Yes Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - No Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - No Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - No Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No ---
**Author:** ![grama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@grama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grama)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/7 "2013-04-13T18:45:29Z")
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - No Been suspended from school? - Yes Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - Yes Fired somebody? - No Sang karaoke? - Yes Pointed a gun at someone? - No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No Kissed in the rain? - No Had a close brush with death (your own)? - No Seen someone die? - No Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - No Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - Yes Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - Yes Blacked out from drinking? - Yes Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - Yes Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - No Skinny-dipped? - Yes Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - No Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - Yes Donated Blood? - No Grabbed an electric fence? - No Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - Yes Written graffiti? - No Still love someone you shouldn’t? - No Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - No Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - No Dyed your hair? - Yes Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - No Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - No Gotten a tattoo? - Yes Locked your keys in the car? - No Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - No Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - Yes Been in a fist-fight? - Yes Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - Yes Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - Yes Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - Yes Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - No Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? - No Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - No Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Yes Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - Yes Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - Yes Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - Yes Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/8 "2013-04-13T18:51:32Z")
I’m pretty sure no-one’s reading anyone elses, but hey: Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - No Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - Yes Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - No Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - No Kissed in the rain? - No Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - No Played spin-the-bottle? - No Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - No Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - No Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - Yes Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - Not sure Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - No Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - No Skinny-dipped? - No Caused someone to need stitches? - No Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - Yes Peed on a bush? - No Donated Blood? - No Grabbed an electric fence? - Yes Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - No Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - No Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - No Dyed your hair? - Yes Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - No Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - Yes Gotten a tattoo? - No Locked your keys in the car? - No Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - Yes Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - Yes Been in a fist-fight? - No Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - No Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - No Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - Yes Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? No Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - No Have you ever seen a car accident? - No (mine excepted) Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Apparently Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - Yes Have you ever been inside a police car? - No Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - 999, Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - Yes Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - Yes Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - Yes Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - No Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/9 "2013-04-13T19:15:07Z")
Who the hell is going to take the time to read all of these? ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/10 "2013-04-13T22:00:25Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Who the hell is going to take the time to read all of these? Also, I was thinking that it’s only interesting if you know the person in real life. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/11 "2013-04-13T22:06:43Z")
> [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](#): > > Also, I was thinking that it’s only interesting if you know the person in real life. Yes. ---
**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/12 "2013-04-13T22:20:22Z")
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - No Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - Yes Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - No Played spin-the-bottle? - No Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - No Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - No Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - No Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - Yes Shaved your head? - Yes Blacked out from drinking? - No Played a prank on someone? - No Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - No Been falling-down drunk? - No Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - No Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - No Caused someone to need stitches? - No Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - No Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - No Donated Blood? - Yes Grabbed an electric fence? - Yes Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - No Killed an animal when not hunting? - No Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - No Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - No Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - No Pulled an all-nighter? - No Baked a cake? - No Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - No Broken a bone? - No Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - Yes Gotten seasick? - Yes Gotten a tattoo? - Yes Locked your keys in the car? - No Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - No Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - No Been in a fist-fight? - No Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - No Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - No Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - No Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - No Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? Yes Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Yes Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Yes Have you ever picked your nose in public? - No Have you ever hitchhiked? - No Have you ever been inside a police car? - No Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - No Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - Yes Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - No Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - No Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No ---
**Author:** ![Student\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Student\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Student_Driver)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/13 "2013-04-14T00:36:24Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Who the hell is going to take the time to read all of these? I went through and looked at the answers everyone gave to a couple of my “yes” questions that would potentially raise eyebrows. I’m the only one who answered yes to the major crimes question thus far. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/14 "2013-04-14T15:07:14Z")
I actually have read all the answers… pretty interesting! Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - Yes Fired somebody? - No Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - No Seen someone die? - Yes Played spin-the-bottle? - Yes Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - No Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - Yes Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - No Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - No Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - Yes Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - No Been in a band? - No Knitted? - No Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - No Caused someone to need stitches? - No Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - No Peed on a bush? - No Donated Blood? - No Grabbed an electric fence? - Yes Eaten alligator meat? - Yes Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - No Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - No Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - No Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - No Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - Yes Broken a bone? - Yes Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - Yes Gotten seasick? - No Gotten a tattoo? - Yes Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - No Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - No Been in a fist-fight? - No Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - No Played chicken? - Yes Cheated on a test? - No Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - No Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - No Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - No Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? No Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Yes Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Yes Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - No Have you ever been inside a police car? - No Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - No Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/15 "2013-04-14T15:18:09Z")
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - No Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - No Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - No Experienced love at first sight? - Yes Totaled your car in an accident? - No Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - Yes Sang karaoke? - Yes Pointed a gun at someone? - No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - No Seen someone die? - No Played spin-the-bottle? - No Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - Yes Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - Yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - Yes Sleepwalked? - No Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - No Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - Yes Blacked out from drinking? - Yes Played a prank on someone? - Yes Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - Yes Cross-dressed? - No Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - Yes Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - No Skinny-dipped? - Yes Caused someone to need stitches? - Yes Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - Yes Peed on a bush? - Yes Donated Blood? - No Grabbed an electric fence? - No Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - No Killed an animal when not hunting? - No Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - Yes Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - No Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - Yes Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - Yes Broken a bone? - No Built something out of wood? - No Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - No Gotten a tattoo? - No Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - No Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - Yes Been in a fist-fight? - Yes Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - No Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - Yes Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - Yes Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - No Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - Yes Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - No Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? No Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - No Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - Yes Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Yes Have you ever picked your nose in public? - Yes Have you ever hitchhiked? - No Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - Yes Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - No Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No ---
**Author:** ![applebetty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4af34b/32.png) [@applebetty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/applebetty)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-meme-thing-have-you-ever/655586/16 "2013-04-14T23:39:59Z")
tl,dr Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? NO Been arrested? NO Kissed someone you didn’t like? NO Slept in until 5 PM? YES Fallen asleep at work/school? NO Ran a red light? NO Been suspended from school?NO Experienced love at first sight? NO Totaled your car in an accident?YES Been fired from a job? NO Fired somebody? YES Sang karaoke? YES Pointed a gun at someone? YES Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? YES Caught a snowflake on your tongue? YES Kissed in the rain?YES Had a close brush with death (your own)? NO Seen someone die? YES Played spin-the-bottle? YES Sang in the shower? YES Smoked a cigar? YES Sat on a rooftop? YES Taken pictures of yourself naked? NO Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? NO Skipped school? YES Eaten a bug? YES Sleepwalked? YES Walked a moonlit beach? YES Ridden a motorcycle? YES Dumped someone? NO Forgotten your anniversary? NO Lied to avoid a ticket? NO Ridden on a helicopter? YES Shaved your head? NO Blacked out from drinking? YES Played a prank on someone? YES Hit a home run? NO Felt like killing someone? YES Cross-dressed?YES Been falling-down drunk? NO Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? NO Eaten snake? YES Marched/Protested? NO Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? YES Puked on an amusement ride? YES Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? YES Been in a band? NO Knitted? YES Been on TV? YES Shot a gun? YES Skinny-dipped? YES Caused someone to need stitches? NO Ridden a surfboard? NO Drank straight from a liquor bottle? YES Had surgery? YES Streaked? NO Taken by ambulance to hospital? NO Passed out when not drinking? NO Peed on a bush? YES Donated Blood? YES Grabbed an electric fence? YES Eaten alligator meat? YES Eaten cheesecake? YES Are you guilty of any major crimes? NO Eaten kids’ Halloween candy?YES Killed an animal when not hunting? YES Peed your pants in public? YES Written graffiti? NO Still love someone you shouldn’t? NO Think about the future?YES Been in handcuffs? YES Believe in love? YES Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES Been pulled over? YES Dyed your hair? YES Pulled an all-nighter? YES Baked a cake? YES Fallen down in public? YES Been caught making out? NO Broken a bone? NO Built something out of wood? YES Screamed during a scary movie? NO Gotten seasick? YES Gotten a tattoo? YES Locked your keys in the car? YES Ridden a horse? YES Been to Europe? YES Been skydiving? YES Kissed a member of the same sex? YES Been in a fist-fight? NO Stole money from a friend? YES Witnessed a crime? YES Played chicken? NO Cheated on a test? NO Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? NO Have you ever dated a relative by accident? NO Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? YES Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? NO Have you ever fallen down the stairs? NO Have you ever gone mountain climbing? YES Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? YES Have you ever met a celebrity? NO Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? NO Have you ever had a security clearance check? YES Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? NO Have you ever seen a car accident? YES Have you ever seen a tornado? NO Have you ever experienced an earthquake? NO Have you ever picked your nose in public? NO Have you ever hitchhiked? NO Have you ever been inside a police car? YES Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? NO Have you ever fainted in a public place? NO Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? YES Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? NO Have you ever called a women sir or a Man "ma’am?"YES Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? YES Maybe we need more interesting questions. ---
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Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? - Yes Been arrested? - Yes Kissed someone you didn’t like? - Yes Slept in until 5 PM? - Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes Ran a red light? - Yes Been suspended from school? - Yes Experienced love at first sight? - No Totaled your car in an accident? - Yes Been fired from a job? - No Fired somebody? - Yes Sang karaoke? - No Pointed a gun at someone? - No Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - No Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes Kissed in the rain? - Yes Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes Seen someone die? - Yes Played spin-the-bottle? - No Sang in the shower? - Yes Smoked a cigar? - No Sat on a rooftop? - Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? - No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? - No Skipped school? - Yes Eaten a bug? - No Sleepwalked? - Yes Walked a moonlit beach? - Yes Ridden a motorcycle? - No Dumped someone? - Yes Forgotten your anniversary? - No Lied to avoid a ticket? - No Ridden on a helicopter? - No Shaved your head? - No Blacked out from drinking? - Yes Played a prank on someone? - No Hit a home run? - No Felt like killing someone? - No Cross-dressed? - No Been falling-down drunk? - Yes Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes Eaten snake? - No Marched/Protested? - No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No Puked on an amusement ride? - No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes Been in a band? - No Knitted? - Yes Been on TV? - Yes Shot a gun? - Yes Skinny-dipped? - Yes Caused someone to need stitches? - No Ridden a surfboard? - No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? - Yes Had surgery? - Yes Streaked? - No Taken by ambulance to hospital? - No Passed out when not drinking? - Yes Peed on a bush? - No Donated Blood? - No Grabbed an electric fence? - Yes Eaten alligator meat? - No Eaten cheesecake? - Yes Are you guilty of any major crimes? - No Eaten kids’ Halloween candy? - No Killed an animal when not hunting? - Yes Peed your pants in public? - No Written graffiti? - No Still love someone you shouldn’t? - Yes Think about the future? - Yes Been in handcuffs? - Yes Believe in love? - Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes Been pulled over? - Yes Dyed your hair? - Yes Pulled an all-nighter? - Yes Baked a cake? - Yes Fallen down in public? - Yes Been caught making out? - Yes Broken a bone? - No Built something out of wood? - Yes Screamed during a scary movie? - No Gotten seasick? - Yes Gotten a tattoo? - Yes Locked your keys in the car? - Yes Ridden a horse? - Yes Been to Europe? - Yes Been skydiving? - No Kissed a member of the same sex? - Yes Been in a fist-fight? - Yes Stole money from a friend? - No Witnessed a crime? - Yes Played chicken? - No Cheated on a test? - Yes Do you have a secret you’re afraid people will find out about? - Yes Have you ever dated a relative by accident? - No Have you ever done something silly that you wish you had not done? - Yes Have you ever fallen asleep and forgotten where you were? - Yes Have you ever fallen down the stairs? - Yes Have you ever gone mountain climbing? - No Are you or have you ever been a member of a secret society/organisation? - Yes Have you ever met a celebrity? - Yes Have you ever thought of something funny and started laughing out loud in the presence of others? - Yes Have you ever had a security clearance check? No Have you ever written an article for a newspaper? - Yes Have you ever seen a car accident? - Yes Have you ever seen a tornado? - No Have you ever experienced an earthquake? - Yes Have you ever picked your nose in public? - No Have you ever hitchhiked? - No Have you ever been inside a police car? - Yes Have you ever had to dial 911/111/119… (emergency services)? - Yes Have you ever fainted in a public place? - No Have you ever walked into a window because it was just that clean? - No Have you ever traveled without paying for the ticket? - Yes Have you ever called a women sir or a Man “ma’am?” - Yes Have you ever asked a woman when she was “due” and she wasn’t even pregnant? - No