# Fun Spider Bite Aftermath \[Disturbing/Gross Video\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 11, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636 "2008-08-11T18:21:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/1 "2008-08-11T18:21:26Z")
Well, here you go, squeamish types. He got bit by a spider and didn’t get it treated and…that’s where the video takes it. Someone tell \*\*Coldfire \*\* to come watch it. [http://tubearoo.com/articles/89453/Spider\_Bite.html](http://tubearoo.com/articles/89453/Spider_Bite.html) ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/2 "2008-08-11T18:23:07Z")
I am much too frightened to watch more than the first two seconds of that film. ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/3 "2008-08-11T18:24:12Z")
**OMG** that is INCREDIBLY gross. Do not watch while eating lunch; **my** gorge rose perceptibly, nearly lost control of my nice honey-mustard chicken. Not sure I wanna keep eating, after that. Oy, put a disclaimer up next time, eh. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/4 "2008-08-11T18:37:24Z")
Isn’t the webbing supposed to come of his wrists? How’s he supposed to swing through the city by his chin? And the webbing didn’t even seem to coagulate properly. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/5 "2008-08-11T18:46:57Z")
IANAD, but I’d guess a spider had nothing to do with that. That just looks like your run of the mill mega-boil. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/6 "2008-08-11T18:50:24Z")
This is why we cannot post pics/movs directly in a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/7 "2008-08-11T19:02:16Z")
“If I black out and hit the toilet, call 911!” Thanks for the advice, buddy! Pure awesomeness. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/8 "2008-08-11T19:07:31Z")
Holy shit. Are we sure that’s not movie magic designed to frighten and disgust? Seriously…is this dude some kind of psychotic junkie that he’d let something get THAT BAD and not seek medical help? What the fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/9 "2008-08-11T19:13:20Z")
Staph infection…possibly MRSA. I got mine taken care of by my doctor wayyyyyy before it ended up like that guy’s. I even mistook mine as an insect bite as well. As for the guy’s intelligence…“Should I go to the doctor or get the gf to get a video of myself? Honey, grab the video camera…” ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/10 "2008-08-11T20:10:07Z")
I added a warning to the thread title. The video isn’t what I understand to be NSFW, but I don’t see any problems with letting people know it ain’t happy-fun footage. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/11 "2008-08-11T20:13:21Z")
Can’t watch video at work. Now I’ll have to watch it just before I go to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/12 "2008-08-11T20:26:28Z")
Dear Job Applicant: Thank you for your interest in our position. However, we regret to inform you that a cursory reference search revealed characteristics incompatible with our business atmosphere. You might want to consider an occupation where personal contact is not required. Best regards, I.M. Squicked Human Resources Director Dagumdedum Corp ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/13 "2008-08-11T22:49:54Z")
At this particular moment I am without power and have to post from my iPhone, and that website doesn’t play iPhone-friendly videos. I think I have the better deal right now. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/14 "2008-08-11T22:53:49Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] At this particular moment I am without power and have to post from my iPhone, and that website doesn’t play iPhone-friendly videos. I think I have the better deal right now. [/QUOTE] Oh, don’t be such a baby. Click on the link like a big boy. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/15 "2008-08-11T23:04:21Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Oh, don’t be such a baby. Click on the link like a big boy. [/QUOTE] You know what the sad part is? I’m probably going to as soon as my PC boots up (power just came back on) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/16 "2008-08-11T23:10:43Z")
Can’t get the link to work. In all honesty, I’m relieved about that. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/17 "2008-08-11T23:11:47Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] You know what the sad part is? I’m probably going to as soon as my PC boots up (power just came back on) [/QUOTE] _tents fingers_ \* Excellent.\* **Mangetout** : try this one [http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/horse\_cyst](http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/horse_cyst) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/18 "2008-08-11T23:17:31Z")
Yeah, but why. I don’t think I will. I’m really not all that desperate to see gallons of pus. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/19 "2008-08-11T23:17:35Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] _tents fingers_ \* Excellent.\* **Mangetout** : try this one [http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/horse\_cyst](http://www.collegeslackers.com/video/horse_cyst) [/QUOTE] Ha! Site won’t load. Seems to be overloaded. Good thing too, I’ve got to make dinner… The fates have spoken. My morbid curiosity will have to wait 'til later. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-spider-bite-aftermath-disturbing-gross-video/459636/20 "2008-08-11T23:45:29Z")
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