# Fun Squad Leader Searches for Bodyguard - Apply within.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-squad-leader-searches-for-bodyguard-apply-within/70853>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 1, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-squad-leader-searches-for-bodyguard-apply-within/70853 "2001-07-01T16:00:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-squad-leader-searches-for-bodyguard-apply-within/70853/41 "2001-07-08T16:22:17Z")

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The _Lotus_ position? What the hell is that? Don’t tell me I’m the Happy Fun Squad Agent of _Gardening_. . . 😃

Tripler  
Because I’d have nightmares of that Cam Neely retirement commercial on ESPN.

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-squad-leader-searches-for-bodyguard-apply-within/70853/42 "2001-07-08T17:28:14Z")

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Well… Yes. You shall be my Happy Fun Squad Protection Team Gardener, Keeper of the Lotus Position, Keeper of the Birds and the Bees…

Oh boy.

Elenfair and her Harem.

I like.

I like very much.

😃

Elly

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