# Fun things to throw **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 5, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472 "2006-08-05T17:58:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/1 "2006-08-05T17:58:49Z")
Parties Pottery Fits Elections Your voice Your back out Pillows Tantrums Baseballs Footballs Knives ---
**Author:** ![Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@Clockwork\_And\_Candy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clockwork_And_Candy)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/2 "2006-08-05T18:01:27Z")
Babies. … Calm down, I’m only joking. Mostly. ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/3 "2006-08-05T18:08:24Z")
[QUOTE=Clockwork And Candy] Babies. … Calm down, I’m only joking. Mostly. [/QUOTE] I was going to say feces… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sad\_and\_Deranged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Sad\_and\_Deranged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sad_and_Deranged)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/4 "2006-08-05T18:14:15Z")
Cats Nothing like the hilarity of four paws with very sharp claws digging into your boyfriend’s back and the screaming that ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/5 "2006-08-05T18:30:57Z")
Glass. There is nothing in the world that will calm me down from a rage quicker than throwing glass at a wall. That glorious crunch of the glass shattering, the pretty shards all around, the oddly fulfilling feeling that breaking something into a gazillion pieces and knowing it will never be whole again gives you. Also, doing it somewhere that you don’t have to clean it up is a good idea, cause that’s not as fun. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/6 "2006-08-05T18:50:51Z")
[QUOTE=Amaranta] Glass. There is nothing in the world that will calm me down from a rage quicker than throwing glass at a wall. That glorious crunch of the glass shattering, the pretty shards all around, the oddly fulfilling feeling that breaking something into a gazillion pieces and knowing it will never be whole again gives you. Also, doing it somewhere that you don’t have to clean it up is a good idea, cause that’s not as fun. [/QUOTE] I’ve actually gone out and bought cheap dollar-store “porcelain” figurines to smash on the ground. Made me feel a whole lot better. I am **Antigen** , destroyer! True, though, the clean-up is no fun. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/7 "2006-08-05T18:53:05Z")
down the gauntlet out the trash over a government a fight a game mud back your head and laugh confetti the bouquet somebody under the bus ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/8 "2006-08-05T19:00:43Z")
Midgets. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/9 "2006-08-05T19:06:22Z")
Cream-filled snack cakes ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/10 "2006-08-05T19:16:22Z")
rotten vegetables at bad performers somebody a lifeline a kiss ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/11 "2006-08-05T19:57:13Z")
A wang dang doodle. A hissy fit. Bitches are usually pitched, does that count? A dog a bone. Your voice. Your hat in the ring. Another bean in the pot. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/12 "2006-08-05T20:03:03Z")
A boomerang. Especially the bladed variety, when someone tries to catch it ala _Mad Max_. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/13 "2006-08-05T20:07:23Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] Bitches are usually pitched, does that count? [/QUOTE] Why not? This is not for money. Also to be considered: Toss Hurl Chuck (or as we said in Alabama, chunk) Sling Heave Any more synonyms? How far can we go with this? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/14 "2006-08-05T20:08:10Z")
A stocking full of lard. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/15 "2006-08-05T20:10:29Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] A stocking full of lard. [/QUOTE] Never heard this one before, but it’s my new catchphrase. Maybe we can set it to music. Make a neat cosh as well. Ker-splat! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/16 "2006-08-05T20:13:27Z")
I accept thanks in after dinner minds ot clean, crisp twenty dollar bills. Take your pick. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/17 "2006-08-05T20:14:07Z")
**TV’s!** Don’t forget those \*#@!/:ing TV’s!!1! Oh yeah. Now were havin’ fun. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/18 "2006-08-05T20:15:59Z")
OhOhOh!! lawn mowers! And and Chain saws!! **Weed Eaters!** Man! Don’t get me started on weed eaters ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/19 "2006-08-05T20:20:05Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I accept thanks in after dinner minds ot clean, crisp twenty dollar bills. Take your pick. [/QUOTE] mints ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472/20 "2006-08-05T20:36:01Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar] Ker-splat! [/QUOTE] Isn’t that the sound that turkeys make when they are thrown from the WKRP helicopter? (They are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Oh, the humanity!) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-things-to-throw/367472.md?page=2)