# Fun with Abbreviations!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 23, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-abbreviations/99678 "2002-03-23T05:41:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-abbreviations/99678/1 "2002-03-23T05:41:28Z")

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I put this list of reinterpreted abbreviations together one strange night. Add to it.

LMAO  
League of Mindless, Abstract Organisims  
ROTFL  
Red Ocher Trading Fund, Ltd  
IMHO  
Immobile Mimes’ Headless Organization  
WYSIWYG  
White Yew Saved, International White You Gone  
RTFM  
Roll The Freak’s Mustang AND Redundancies, They Fill Manuals  
FWIW  
Farmer’s Word Is Worthless  
LAG  
Lacking Agrarian Growth  
KKK  
Kreem-Kullud Kandidate AND Krazed Klown Kapitalists AND Krap, Krap, Krap  
IBM  
Inferior Blowup Machines AND Insane Badass Monks AND Internal Biology Machete  
DEC  
Damn English Crap AND Decidedly English Czars AND Danish Eagle Candidate  
VHS  
Very High Saints AND Vacuous Hostess Salesmen AND Voiding High and Strong  
YHWH  
Yamaha High Water Highjumpers AND Youth Have Wide Heads AND Yakriding Humiliating When High  
MAC  
Mother’s Ass Cookies AND My Acid Crowbar AND Many Acid-headed Computers AND My Annoying Compiler  
QWERTY  
Queers When Easy, Regular To You AND Queensland’s White Europeans, Raging Towards You  
DVORAK  
Dying Veeps Over Ryan’s Anonymous Kooks AND Doomed Voles and Owls, Riding Aircars with Kort [nozzles]

(I assure you the three KKK expansions are rather severe jabs at the assholes, at least in my mind. I imagine a bloated, illiterate Evil Redneck running as the Kreem-Kullud Kandidate, for example.)

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**Author:** ![Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kathleen_de_Trelare)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-abbreviations/99678/2 "2002-03-23T05:53:08Z")

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I should probably go to bed. My brains are getting scrambled.  
I could’ve sworn that the first one said orgasms instead of organisms. Either I’m so tired I can’t see straight or I have a dirtier mind than I thought I had.

MPSIMS  
Mighty Purple Seals In My Sand

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**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2002, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-abbreviations/99678/3 "2002-03-23T08:15:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kathleen de Trelare \*  
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> I could’ve sworn that the first one said orgasms instead of organisms. \*\*

Abstract orgasms? Sounds very…tantric.

~goes off to mastu…errrr…meditate~