# Fun with DOS

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867 "2003-10-06T14:27:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/1 "2003-10-06T14:27:45Z")

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I was talking to a fellow dork the other night and we were making sexual commands out of DOS (heretofor known as Dick Operating System). The best one we came up with was as follows:

C: \<enter\>:

# #

Hilarity ensued.

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/2 "2003-10-06T14:41:57Z")

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Why limit it to commands from DOS?

C: unzip /fly/_._

Ok you have to use your imagination a bit for the astriks.

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/3 "2003-10-06T15:35:34Z")

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I need some help with the “_._” part. I am reading it star dot star but it doesn’t make as much sense to me.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/4 "2003-10-06T15:42:13Z")

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Penis and testicles, I believe. Or something like that.

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/5 "2003-10-06T19:15:41Z")

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That is an awfully small penis. Maybe it was “pucker dot pucker” or something?

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**Author:** ![Optihut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/edb3f5/32.png) [@Optihut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Optihut)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/6 "2003-10-06T19:58:20Z")

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Well, when you´re looking right at it, so obviously you only see a dot. If it´s getting soft again and falls down, it´ll look like this _|_  
Hopefully that helped :p~

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/7 "2003-10-06T20:02:03Z")

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Reminds me of the joke about O.J.'s typing skills:

//##\## \<esc\>

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**Author:** ![dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dorkusmalorkusmafia/32/7266_2.png) [@dorkusmalorkusmafia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorkusmalorkusmafia)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-dos/205867/8 "2003-10-06T20:23:27Z")

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Oh that one is cruel, jackelope. I like it!