# Fun with Driving Directions (Google Maps) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 7, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072 "2007-06-07T01:39:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/41 "2007-06-11T00:01:16Z")
[Comma to sense](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Comma+Close,+Braintree,+Essex+CM7,+United+Kingdom&daddr=sense&sll=45.596545,-34.823055&sspn=84.084897,185.625&ie=UTF8&cd=2&z=6&om=1)? ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/42 "2007-06-11T00:35:16Z")
[(With Love) From Me To You](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=me&daddr=love+to%3AYou+Rd,+Kane,+McKean,+Pennsylvania+16735,+United+States&mrcr=0,1&sll=41.574361,-74.025879&sspn=7.790148,14.941406&ie=UTF8&z=6&om=1) ---
**Author:** ![jdc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@jdc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jdc)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/43 "2007-06-11T01:36:46Z")
Directions “NYC” to “The Hairdressers” Google wants you to swim the Atlantic. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/44 "2007-06-11T01:38:38Z")
[Private to General](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=from%3A+pvt+nicholas+minue+school++to%3Ageneral+anderson+park&sll=41.57052,-74.027925&sspn=10.466292,21.884766&ie=UTF8&z=4&om=1) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/45 "2007-06-11T01:51:35Z")
[Coast to Coast](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Sunshine+Coast,+Sunshine+Coast,+British+Columbia,+Canada&daddr=coast,fl&sll=38.5994,-103.655735&sspn=43.298159,87.539063&ie=UTF8&ll=39.707187,-103.183594&spn=42.692111,87.539063&t=h&z=4&om=1) ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/46 "2007-06-11T01:56:15Z")
Booooo hiss: > [@Google](#): > > We could not calculate driving directions between **Top** , Vardak Afghanistan and **Bottom** , Janeville, Glenburn Rd, Ardrishaig, Lochgilphead, Argyll and Bute PA30, United Kingdom. [Pole to Pole](http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Pole,+Kadov,+Czech+Republic&daddr=Pole,+Poppingawier+Boarnsterhim,+Friesland,+Netherlands&sll=51.86425,-0.55652&sspn=0.004671,0.01133&ie=UTF8&cd=8&z=7&om=1) works, though. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/47 "2007-06-11T18:06:46Z")
[From Penis to Twatt](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Calle+de+Penis,+Vigo,+Pontevedra,+Galicia,+Spain&daddr=Twatt,+Orkney,+Orkney+Islands+KW17,+United+Kingdom&sll=52.38719,-1.26608&sspn=24.040852,59.765625&ie=UTF8&cd=1&ll=50.513427,-3.427734&spn=25.010806,59.765625&z=4&om=1). Sorry ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/48 "2007-06-11T18:13:44Z")
[Cecil to Adams](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Cecil,+Cook,+Georgia,+United+States&daddr=Adams,+Berkshire,+Massachusetts,+United+States&sll=43.723475,5.74585&sspn=5.446418,10.217285&ie=UTF8&cd=1&z=6&om=1) [Straight to Dope](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Straight,+Uninc+Texas+County,+Texas,+Oklahoma,+United+States&daddr=dope&sll=36.806415,-78.25632&sspn=12.058281,20.43457&ie=UTF8&cd=1&z=3&om=1) ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/49 "2007-06-11T18:34:57Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] [From Penis to Twatt](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Calle+de+Penis,+Vigo,+Pontevedra,+Galicia,+Spain&daddr=Twatt,+Orkney,+Orkney+Islands+KW17,+United+Kingdom&sll=52.38719,-1.26608&sspn=24.040852,59.765625&ie=UTF8&cd=1&ll=50.513427,-3.427734&spn=25.010806,59.765625&z=4&om=1). Sorry [/QUOTE] If we’re going to delve at that level: [Penetration to climax](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Route+de+Penetration,+Bonaventure,+Quebec+G0C,+Canada&daddr=Climax,+Guilford,+North+Carolina,+United+States&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=48.287373,92.8125&ie=UTF8&cd=3&z=5&om=1) [Spit to swallow](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Het+Spit,+Van+Weerden+Poelmanstraat+33,+Heerlen+6417+Heerlen,+Limburg,+Netherlands&daddr=swallow&sll=47.162585,10.290965&sspn=10.444166,23.203125&ie=UTF8&cd=1&z=7&om=1) [Fore-Play](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Fore,+Mel%C3%B8y,+Nordland,+Norway&daddr=play&sll=44.529405,-39.13831&sspn=43.659006,92.8125&ie=UTF8&cd=4&ll=56.704506,12.480469&spn=34.281151,92.8125&z=4&om=1) [Deep-Throat](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Deep+Dell,+Salem,+Virginia,+United+States&daddr=throat&sll=52.18547,2.59809&sspn=4.708635,11.601563&ie=UTF8&cd=2&z=4&om=1) Yeah, I’m sorry, too. Honest. ---
**Author:** ![etgaw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@etgaw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etgaw1)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/50 "2007-06-11T20:06:52Z")
[QUOTE=commasense] From [Love to Intercourse](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Love,+Texas,+United+States&daddr=Intercourse,+Lancaster,+Pennsylvania,+United+States&sll=32.97056,-94.60861&sspn=0.17541,0.32135&ie=UTF8&cd=1&z=6&om=1) and then from [Intercourse to Birth](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Intercourse,+Lancaster,+Pennsylvania,+United+States&daddr=birth&sll=36.622175,-85.365455&sspn=10.732322,20.566406&ie=UTF8&z=3&om=1) (which is a much longer journey). [/QUOTE] [Intercouse to Blue Ball](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Love,+Texas,+United+States&daddr=Intercourse,+Lancaster,+Pennsylvania,+United+States&sll=32.97056,-94.60861&sspn=0.17541,0.32135&ie=UTF8&cd=1&z=6&om=1) Now that is a short trip. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/51 "2007-06-11T20:09:19Z")
[Small Talk to Intercourse](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=small+talk&daddr=Intercourse,+Lancaster,+Pennsylvania,+United+States&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=48.287373,92.8125&ie=UTF8&cd=1&ll=46.255847,-31.376953&spn=42.462178,92.8125&z=4&om=1) take a while longer, though ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/52 "2007-06-11T20:13:11Z")
Now I’m getting silly. [Mouth to Arse](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=mouth&daddr=arse&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=48.287373,92.8125&ie=UTF8&ll=43.389082,-40.341797&spn=44.422838,92.8125&z=4&om=1). ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/53 "2007-06-11T20:21:31Z")
[QUOTE=GorillaMan] [Small Talk to Intercourse](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=small+talk&daddr=Intercourse,+Lancaster,+Pennsylvania,+United+States&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=48.287373,92.8125&ie=UTF8&cd=1&ll=46.255847,-31.376953&spn=42.462178,92.8125&z=4&om=1) take a while longer, though [/QUOTE] Hahaha - well done! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/54 "2007-06-11T20:32:33Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] Hahaha - well done! 😛 [/QUOTE] I do [aim to please](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Aim+Schalkham,+Landshut,+Bavaria,+Germany&daddr=please&sll=49.306865,-36.913045&sspn=40.2252,92.8125&ie=UTF8&cd=1&z=6&om=1). Sorry. Really sorry for that one. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/55 "2007-06-11T20:56:06Z")
You can’t go from Boy to Man but you can go [from Girl to Woman](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=girl+to+woman&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.819956,58.447266&ie=UTF8&ll=51.781436,-38.144531&spn=24.133366,58.447266&z=4&om=1) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/56 "2007-06-11T20:57:25Z")
[Egg to Chicken](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Egg,+Uster,+Zurich,+Switzerland&daddr=chicken&sll=45.60734,-59.82605&sspn=82.704267,163.476563&ie=UTF8&cd=1&ll=39.909736,-123.574219&spn=87.936819,163.476563&z=3&om=1) is quite a trip ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/57 "2007-06-11T21:03:52Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] You can’t go from Boy to Man but you can go [from Girl to Woman](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=girl+to+woman&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.819956,58.447266&ie=UTF8&ll=51.781436,-38.144531&spn=24.133366,58.447266&z=4&om=1) [/QUOTE] Hopefully nope making the move from [Bird to Bitch](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Bird,+Manitoba,+Canada&daddr=bitch&sll=47.813155,-41.484375&sspn=41.344839,92.8125&ie=UTF8&cd=3&z=3&om=1) ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/58 "2007-06-11T21:25:02Z")
But, you did get to your [information from Google](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=google&daddr=information&sll=43.767985,-56.746275&sspn=105.536497,239.0625&ie=UTF8&ll=43.834527,-56.953125&spn=105.536497,239.0625&z=2&om=1) ? Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/59 "2007-06-11T21:28:30Z")
[Soul to Satan!](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=Soul,+Kentucky,+United+States&daddr=satan&sll=43.834527,-56.953125&sspn=179.939434,360&ie=UTF8&cd=1&z=6&om=1) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072/60 "2007-06-11T21:41:15Z")
As a [favour to me](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=favour&daddr=me&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=30.957823,59.765625&ie=UTF8&z=6&om=1) would you [speak to the children](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=speak&daddr=the+children&sll=41.87839,-73.192705&sspn=7.262039,14.941406&ie=UTF8&z=7&om=1) about [how to dress](http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&saddr=how&daddr=dress&sll=40.33412,-73.60088&sspn=3.717958,7.470703&ie=UTF8&z=3&om=1) ? Sgt Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-driving-directions-google-maps/407072.md?page=4)