Next time someone tells you “my way or the highway”, take the highway; it’s much eaiser.
Or, if you happen not to be from the Bronx,
Go to Pennsylvania if you have Time to lose.
Or take a longer trip, if you have time to waste.
From Zero to Bitch in 30 days, 4 hours. Wow, that’s pretty tame compared to some women I know.
Tom hanks sure made a big deal of going to The Moon and Back, but color me unimpressed.
Hee!
. . . and if you’re trying to get there fast, you might want to go zero to sixty.
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Do not pass go. Go straight to jail. [sub]I claim this one as the furthest distance yet![/sub]
I swear, if we were to copyright some of these routes, we’d find our way from rags to riches! © [sub]6,979 miles, the furthest yet!! w00t! [/sub]
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Oh man, my airline miles would love that route.
Naturally, invertebrate to vertebrate is a longer journey than ape to man. Man to woman, OTOH…