# Fun with Photoshop.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 3, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204 "2002-07-03T16:01:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/1 "2002-07-03T16:01:40Z")

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Lately, I’ve been looking at a lot of photoshop jokes. Not the written kind, mind you, but old pictures taken and altered to make them funny.

I therefore present to you my first real attempt at using this software.

[Steven the Dell Guy v. Jack Ruby.](http://home.attbi.com/~slieberman5/rubyshot.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/2 "2002-07-03T16:07:01Z")

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for more inspiration, check out Photoshop Phridays on [somethingawful.com](http://somethingawful.com).

Warning…it’s usually tasteless, but often hi-larious.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/3 "2002-07-03T16:09:44Z")

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BTW, I forgot to mention…Excellent! I work for Dell and that picture is going up on my cubical wall as we speak 🙂

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/4 "2002-07-03T16:41:44Z")

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Most excellent! It’s my new desktop pic!

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/5 "2002-07-03T17:07:25Z")

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**Dude, you’re getting a shell!!**

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/6 "2002-07-03T17:22:34Z")

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thats good, but not as good as this: [http://www.tw-zone.com/cosmo/photoshop/oswald.html](http://www.tw-zone.com/cosmo/photoshop/oswald.html)

pants-crapping funny! 😃

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/7 "2002-07-03T18:23:54Z")

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Check [Fark.](http://www.fark.com/)

They have many things like this added a few times a day.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/8 "2002-07-03T18:31:50Z")

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All I can say is that I find the combination of Steve’s expression and the position of Jim Leavelle’s hand disturbing in this context.

😃

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/9 "2002-07-03T19:17:50Z")

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Welcome to the wonderful world of photoshopping, my friend. I too am really amused by it but have only had the time/nerve to bother entering but a precious few Fark photoshop contests.

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/10 "2002-07-03T19:46:50Z")

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I present to you the dumbest thing I ever did in photoshop:

[JoJo’s Summer Vacation](http://www.geocities.com/tuestmort/SummerVac.html)

In case you’re wondering JoJo is a really good friend of mine. I also have no idea what he was doing in Afghanistan.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/11 "2002-07-04T05:13:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gatopescado \*  
> \*\*thats good, but not as good as this: [http://www.tw-zone.com/cosmo/photoshop/oswald.html](http://www.tw-zone.com/cosmo/photoshop/oswald.html)
> 
> pants-crapping funny! 😃 \*\*

That one KILLED ME!

Not really, but I did laugh an awful lot!

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/12 "2002-07-04T06:13:57Z")

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I am actually quite fond of the Demo-as-Oswald photo.

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**Author:** ![fallom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@fallom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallom)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/13 "2002-07-04T06:45:47Z")

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Here’s mine (also my first real attempt):

[http://www.geocities.com/falomus/star.txt](http://www.geocities.com/falomus/star.txt)  
Yes, it is an image. It’s probably against board rules to say how I got it to work.

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**Author:** ![fallom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@fallom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallom)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/14 "2002-07-04T06:47:47Z")

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Oy, I should probably post a warning: The image may be offensive to some people. While it contains no nudity or violence, it is related to the Sept 11th attacks.

Could a mod please merge this with my above post?

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**Author:** ![honkytonkwillie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@honkytonkwillie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/honkytonkwillie)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/15 "2002-07-04T08:22:45Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by fallom \*  
> \*\*Here’s mine (also my first real attempt):
> 
> [http://www.geocities.com/falomus/star.txt](http://www.geocities.com/falomus/star.txt)  
> Yes, it is an image. It’s probably against board rules to say how I got it to work. \*\*

Enough suspense.

It’s a JPEG file, but when you save the file it has the .txt extension. Simply rename it changing the .txt to .jpg and then open it in your browser.

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**Author:** ![misfit\_57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed655f/32.png) [@misfit\_57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misfit_57)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/16 "2002-07-04T13:19:55Z")

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photoshopping of fellow board members used to be common practice at one of my other boards :S

funny stuff, mind

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/17 "2002-07-04T15:34:10Z")

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It’s not terribly impressive, but it is an altered vintage ad for Pepsi that I made into a party invite. It was my first experiance with the extraction tool.

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/18 "2002-07-04T15:36:20Z")

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Premature submission. [before and after](http://homepage.mac.com/swiddles/Photoshop_Projects/PhotoAlbum4.html)

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/fun-with-photoshop/117204/19 "2002-07-04T17:49:35Z")

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Stupidest thing I ever did: [Picnic on the Beach](http://gallery.opalcat.com/albums/Art/Graphics%20Challenges/182/OC182%2d1.jpg)
