# Funkiest song ever

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 2, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095 "2009-08-02T21:57:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/41 "2009-08-03T04:29:18Z")

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Probably the bridge between Funk and Metal… T. Rex- [Buick MacKane](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-UzarFCmPM&feature=PlayList&p=56FA0DE59455D5C0&index=16) and [Get it on](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56HI0Luy_kQ&feature=PlayList&p=56FA0DE59455D5C0&index=6).  
Is funk a musical attitude as much as a genre?

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/42 "2009-08-03T04:31:37Z")

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Shit, let me school y’all a bit here.

“Stomp!” - Brothers Johnson  
“Burn This Disco Out” - Michael Jackson  
“The Groove Line” - Heatwave  
“Let’s Get Serious” - Jermaine Jackson featuring Stevie Wonder  
“Shake Your Body (Down To The Ground)” - The Jacksons  
“Take Your Time (Do It Right)” - SOS Band  
“Doo Wah Diddy” - Zapp featuring Roger  
“Oh Sheila” - Ready For The World  
“Private Joy” - Prince  
“Fire” - Ohio Players  
“Confusion” - New Order  
“No More Lies” - Michel’le  
“Get On The Floor” - Michael Jackson  
“Got To Give It Up” - Marvin Gaye  
“The Sun Goes Down” - Level 42  
“Open Sesame” - Kool & The Gang  
“Footsteps In The Dark” - Isley Brothers  
“Just An Illusion” - Imagination  
“Serpentine Fire” - Earth, Wind & Fire  
“Skin Trade” - Duran Duran  
“Get Off” - Foxy  
“Fantastic Voyage” - Lakeside  
“Le Freak” - Chic  
“Good Times” - Chic

Let me put together my ultimate funk band:  
Bass - Louis Johnson  
Guitar - Nile Rodgers  
Keys - Rod Temperton  
Vox - Michael Jackson  
Drums - not sure, maybe Tony Thompson? But that’s almost Chic completely. Especially if I put Bernard Edwards on bass - he’d be a close #2 to Johnson.

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**Author:** ![bramma23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bramma23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bramma23)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/43 "2009-08-03T04:53:01Z")

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Gza - 4th Chamber

Rza lost his mind.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/44 "2009-08-03T04:56:29Z")

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Super Freak.

“I’m Rick James!!, Bitch!!”

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/45 "2009-08-03T05:46:03Z")

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> [@bramma23](#):
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> Gza - 4th Chamber
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> Rza lost his mind.

Up in here?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/46 "2009-08-03T05:53:45Z")

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_Groove Is In The Heart_ needs a mention.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/47 "2009-08-03T05:59:40Z")

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I’ve got to go with Stevie Wonder “Superstition” as well.

“[It’s Your Thing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2-DSKx3Eg)” by the Isley Brothers deserves a mention.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/48 "2009-08-03T07:51:12Z")

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> [@stpauler](#):
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> I was thinking of ["I Need More Love"](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zpzEIdoPc)by Robert Randolph for contemporary funk. (The studio version is a bit better than this live version).
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> But for all time, the funkiest song belongs to the funkiest bass player which, to me, is the backbone for funk. [Bootsy Collins’ (Bootsy’s Rubber Band) “Bootzilla”.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zpzEIdoPc) You can feel that bass in your soft palate.

Both links are the same. I LOVE Robert Randolph’s playing, but I was wanting to listen to the Bootsy Collins link as well.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/49 "2009-08-03T11:38:10Z")

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> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#):
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> I’ve got to go with Stevie Wonder “Superstition” as well.
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> “[It’s Your Thing](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2-DSKx3Eg)” by the Isley Brothers deserves a mention.

Thanks for mentioning the Isleys - I only saw them in Hippy’s list besides. Amazing stuff, with a harder edge vs. the slipperier (is that a word) groove of Parliament or James Brown.

![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/PRkw9UnVhug/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/PRkw9UnVhug?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

[Livin’ in the Life / Go for Your Guns](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssWDBMkm8ZE) - again, uses the heavy, thick clavinet sound that Stevie Wonder uses in Superstition but for a more straight-up beat. But check out the high-hat drum work - like the Stewart Copeland of funk. And Ernie Isley’s guitar work in Go For Your Guns is amazing - you can tell he took lessons from Jimi Hendrix when Jimi was touring with the Isleys…

Personally, I would pick something by\*\* James Brown, Stevie Wonder or Parliament \*\*as at the heart of funk, but its all good 😉

**Prince’s Housequake** has always been a personal favorite.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/50 "2009-08-03T11:50:31Z")

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sunuvagun, it is a word - [Slipperier Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster](http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/slipperier)

I thought I had Monday-morning brain there for a sec.

And that first link is to \*\*Fight the Power \*\*- the original, not the inspired by sample from \*\*Public Enemy \*\*in the movie **Do the Right Thing** , which I also love.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/51 "2009-08-03T12:42:54Z")

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> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#):
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> Both links are the same. I LOVE Robert Randolph’s playing, but I was wanting to listen to the Bootsy Collins link as well.

:smack:

[Here’s Bootsy.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_XX4HEBZA)

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/52 "2009-08-03T13:42:19Z")

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[Atomic Dog](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2clgy_george-clinton-atomic-dog_music)

Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yea.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/53 "2009-08-03T14:29:02Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> Up in here?

You’re gonna make me lose my cool.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/54 "2009-08-03T15:02:39Z")

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James Brown’s Papa’a Got A Brand New Bag.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/55 "2009-08-03T15:14:04Z")

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Heh. Doesn’t win the thread, but I was playing trivia last week and went to the bathroom, and \*in the ladies’ room \*they were playing “Skinny Legs and All” by Joe Tex.

I didn’t want to go back to the bar.

> [@](#):
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> Originally Quoted by **Joe Tex**  
> Say man, don’t walk ahead of that woman like she don’t belong to you!

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/56 "2009-08-03T16:47:45Z")

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I dunno if it’s the absolute funkiest song ever, but this clip of The Ohio Players doing [“Love Rollercoaster”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBkVV9xxCHE) on \*The Midnight Special \*[1975] is a lot of fun, especially when the dancers hit the catwalk.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/57 "2009-08-03T16:56:37Z")

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_Making Flippy Floppy_ by Talking Heads.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/58 "2009-08-03T18:15:28Z")

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There’s a whole lotta funk to go around.

For the dog that chases his tail … will be dizzy.

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**WOOF!** \*

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/59 "2009-08-03T19:36:36Z")

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A show of hands for Billy Preston’s _Outta Space_? That funk cannot be denied.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ncrROmVJT2s/hqdefault.jpg "OUTASPACE") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncrROmVJT2s)

Wack light show, and the guy getting down in the front row is _the best_.

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/funkiest-song-ever/505095/60 "2009-08-03T20:14:30Z")

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Some runner ups:

Early in the Morning - The Gap Band

Cutie Pie - One Way

Just be good to me - S.O.S band

Knee-deep - P funk.

Talkin out the side of your neck - Cameo

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